[Doofy]

US sorority girls in booze-fuelled orgy of violence • The Register

Crack boffins in Kansas have exposed a new scourge sweeping US universities: that of male students being routinely handed savage thrashings by their lithe young co-ed girlfriends, and not in a cheery consensual S&M-hijinks sort of way, either.

[Captain Obvious]

That is one of the least informative and poorly written articles I have seen in a long time. I still don't get what insight it is trying to convey.

When girls get drunk and slap or throw things guys with any semblance of intelligence don't do it back.
Riveting.

[Doofy]

She's not hitting you too hard or too often is she Captain?

Because, you know, you seem sensitive to the issue.

[turtle777]

It wasn't immediately apparent, but we feel sure that videogames and movies such as Tomb Raider, Charlie's Angels, Barbie and the Three Musketeers etc must be to blame in some way.

-t