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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Who was best dressed and worst dressed?
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Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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Given the other candidates for this year's Oscars... I'm actually surprised.
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Abe, have you seen this movie yet?
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Originally Posted by besson3c 
Abe, have you seen this movie yet?
No, not yet. I'm waiting for it on cable.
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I'm surprised Observe and Report didn't win anything.
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Did anyone notice or care that, in the interest of time, Tom Hanks just announced the Best Picture winner rather than mentioning all the nominees first?
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
Did anyone notice or care that, in the interest of time, Tom Hanks just announced the Best Picture winner rather than mentioning all the nominees first?
Probably because the show was running late.
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They wanted to conceal the fact that Paul Blart: Mall Cop was actually one of the other nominees.
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
No, not yet. I'm waiting for it on cable.
Do you plan to do other things in the meantime, or are you just going to sit there and do nothing but wait for it?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Do you plan to do other things in the meantime, or are you just going to sit there and do nothing but wait for it?
I'm just biding my time and watching Scotty grow.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Is Scotty your penis?
Ding-Ding-Ding!
Give that man a cigar!
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You just came back and already you're going on about your penis? At least give the thread a little foreplay in your lovemaking first, huh?
Besides, this thread is about Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and I don't think your penis was in this movie.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
You just came back and already you're going on about your penis? At least give the thread a little foreplay in your lovemaking first, huh?
Besides, this thread is about Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and I don't think your penis was in this movie.
Ok, it's about watching Scotty grow lyrically, not literally.
Watching Scotty Grow lyrics
(Mac Davis)
There he sits with a pen and a yellow pad
What a handsome lad
That's my boy
BRLFQ spells mom and dad
But that ain't too bad
That's my boy
You can have your TV and you nightclubs
And you can have your drive in picture show
I'll stay here with my little man near
We'll listen to the radio
Biding my time and
Watching Scotty grow
Mac Davis. Bobby Goldsboro. Steve Gutenberg.
I've never seen them in the same room at the same time.
I posit that at least one of them is watching Scotty at a time.
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That's what I like about you Abe, the fact that I never understand what you are saying!
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Originally Posted by besson3c
That's what I like about you Abe, the fact that I never understand what you are saying!
But you think YOU make sense 
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Originally Posted by turtle777
But you think YOU make sense
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You just don't understand me because you are a slow grumpy old turtle with Obama stickers stuck to your shell.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
You just don't understand me because you are a slow grumpy old turtle with Obama stickers stuck to your shell.
I'm still faster than your momma 
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Originally Posted by besson3c
That's what I like about you Abe, the fact that I never understand what you are saying!
Wouldn't you agree that understanding is overrated?
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Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton
idiotic ****ing thread
great call
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Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton
great call
Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter
Wouldn't you agree that understanding is overrated?
Yes!
Let me relate to you a story that was an important part of my childhood.
A man climbs up to a mountain top looking for peace and enlightenment and along the way up he sees a fish in a stream. Thinking that he might catch that fish and eat it for dinner he kneels down by the creekside and waits for the fish to swim by.
Unfortunately, the man did not a fishing rod with him, nor were there any branches he could use as a rod, or bait. However, the man did have a harp with him, so he decided to play the harp. Sure enough, the fish started to gather around since they were not used to such sounds. As the fish came close, he lunged at them and they scattered away in a hurry, he came up empty ended.
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