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Strangest Place You've Pleasured Yourself
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Aberdeen, WA
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In my car parked beside a closed highway weigh station in the daytime. I was driving cross country alone and felt the urge. It was uneventful other than for the intended pop-off.
Yours?
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Consider these posts as my way of introducing you to yourself.
Proud "SMACKDOWN!!" and "Golden Troll" Award Winner.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: UKland
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In a closed highway weigh station office watching some pervert throw one off in his car.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle, WA
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I once did it in my car right next to a school bus full of 8th grade girls. I'm pretty sure none of them saw me
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Forum Regular
Join Date: Feb 2010
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Originally Posted by Uncle Skeleton 
I once did it in my car right next to a school bus full of 8th grade girls. I'm pretty sure none of them saw me
I'm so very happy that I get the reference...
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Trust me. I'm a Taco.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Your momma.
[/of_course]
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa
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On the sex offender registry.
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"Specific knowledge on a topic usually demonstrates in-depth knowledge."
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Forum Regular
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Seattle
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Trust me. I'm a Taco.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Your Anus
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My sig is 1 pixel too big.
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
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Originally Posted by Uncle Skeleton
I once did it in my car right next to a school bus full of 8th grade girls. I'm pretty sure none of them saw me
at least one of them did
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: 93
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Originally Posted by ort888
In the butt.
Newlywed game, amiright?
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
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<glen>The strangest place I've ever pleasured myself at was the back of my left knee. I woke up one morning, with a quite uncontrollable itch just there. I reached down, stretched my leg and with my left hand gave that scratch a very pleasurable little rub, something I've never done before, nor since.</glen>
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Funny you should ask, Abe.
Curiosity finally got the best of me so I listened to that Art Bell link you posted. I got horny during that, and the rest is history. Not really a place, but this thread can include stimulants, right?
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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I once had phone sex with a guy while he was pulled over on the side of the road on some random country dirt road.
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Moderator  Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: on the verge of insanity
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Originally Posted by Salty
I once had phone sex with a guy while he was pulled over on the side of the road on some random country dirt road.
Where you in a church at the time?
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Winnipeg, MB
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Moderator  Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Copenhagen
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Err … on the beach, maybe?
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: T •
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Why the hell would you want to know this and why would anyone here be willing to share where they masturbated to a bunch of nerds on a computer forum?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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analogue sprinkles disapproves!
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: T •
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Originally Posted by besson3c
analogue sprinkles disapproves!
I think it is more of a confusion that disapproval. No problem with this discussion around friends but total random dudes on a computer forum? 
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Maybe people feel less inhibited because they also feel anonymous here?
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Maybe people feel less inhibited because they also feel anonymous here?
So what kind of satisfaction would he get off of it then?
Lets just take care of this thread and his fantasies in one shot.
Everyone on here has "pleasured themselves" in the following locations:
1) Elevator
2) Beach
3) Friends house
4) School
5) Football field
6) Car
Bla bla fill in whatever random location you can think of so aberdeenwriter has something to dream about tonight.
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Moderator Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Copenhagen
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Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES
I think it is more of a confusion that disapproval. No problem with this discussion around friends but total random dudes on a computer forum?
Why does it make it any different that it’s a computer forum? Is something like this any more or less your friends’ business than a random stranger’s?
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: May 2008
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Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES
So what kind of satisfaction would he get off of it then?
Lets just take care of this thread and his fantasies in one shot.
Everyone on here has "pleasured themselves" in the following locations:
1) Elevator
2) Beach
3) Friends house
4) School
5) Football field
6) Car
Bla bla fill in whatever random location you can think of so aberdeenwriter has something to dream about tonight.
Hand turned you down again last night? 
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Moderator Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: on the verge of insanity
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Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES
I think it is more of a confusion that disapproval. No problem with this discussion around friends but total random dudes on a computer forum?
I am failing to understand why being around people you know and talking about rubbing one off is better than posting on a forum populated with people that do not know you other than your various handles.
Please. Enlighten me.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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I'm just irritated at the euphemism.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Caught in a web of deceit.
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot
I'm just irritated at the euphemism.
Pick your own then.
The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon
negotiating the stick.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: T •
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Originally Posted by Eug
Ha nice site Eug 
"fondling the buttery monkey." Would have been a better thread title
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Madison, WI
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Originally Posted by Eug
Ha! Excellent find. 
She checked the coast was clear before
scuttling the salty leather hotel.
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: BFE
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Originally Posted by ort888
In the butt.
What what?
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Los Angeles
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Is aberdeenwriter trying to outdo besson at his own game? Or was aberdeenwriter's account turned over to the auspices of besson?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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He might be trying, but trying to out-awesome me is a fool's game!
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: T •
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Originally Posted by ort888
In the butt.
You got a clip to that line on YouTube? it was pretty funny.
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