[ThinkInsane]

"Brewed from genuine douche-water, so you know it's good!"

Whatcha got kids?

Oh, and what does the winner of the contest get? The satisfaction of knowing you made fun of people that would buy such an abomination.

[ghporter]

"Feel the Tiger Fire!"

It makes me think of a urinary infection and what beer can do to the sufferer...

[Spheric Harlot]

Just googled that and found that the EUROPEAN version is brewed by the Waldhaus Brewery.

Which is a damned good brewery.

Of course, why anybody should buy Ed Hardy beer here, where Waldhaus can be had probably as easliy (and more cheaply), is a mystery.

And why this has no bearing on Ed Hardy beer in the States, which probably *is* brewed from douche-water, is another.

[ThinkInsane]

It looks like the US version is brewed by Tecate. One review described it as "fizzy and tasteless, except it's actually kind of flat". Just like the people that it's marketed towards. I'm sure it will be a big hit at the jersey Shore.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by ThinkInsane 

“Because the beer’s almost as good as the tiger drawing”

[reader50]

Beer for Cats

For that special cat, who doesn't get into enough trouble.
Your cat will feel like a big cat in no time.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by reader50 

Beer for Cats

For that special cat, who doesn't get into enough trouble.
Your cat will fell like a big cat in no time.

Fell?

That’s like … suicide beer.

[reader50]

Proofreading service is fast around here.

[Oisín]

I liked the original better.

[hyteckit]

Taste like flaming pussy.

[KeriVit]

Originally Posted by ThinkInsane 

"Brewed from genuine douche-water, so you know it's good!"

Whatcha got kids?

Oh, and what does the winner of the contest get? The satisfaction of knowing you made fun of people that would buy such an abomination.

"Real Douche Water- because the only reason women need a douche is to rid dead semen."

[Demonhood]

Brewed to Purrrfection!

or

Obey the Kitty!

or

Finally, a Beer for Furries

or

Beer by Christian Audlgier, Graphic Design by my Nephew

[SpaceMonkey]

"ED HARDY. By Christian Audigier. Two names. One beer. Just like a cat."

Any good?

or

"Made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good." (blatant rip-off)

[SpaceMonkey]

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer the one that's always next to that weird tiger beer."

[The Final Dakar]

Not that the name is completely foreign, but who the hell is Ed Hardy, other than a brand of douche bag clothing?

[SpaceMonkey]

Don Ed Hardy

Christian Audigier:

[sek929]

Ed Hardy beer, designed and brewed by 10 year olds.

[Uncle Skeleton]

Originally Posted by sek929 

Ed Hardy beer, designed and brewed by 10 year olds.

...FOR 10 year olds

[olePigeon]

"Tiger brand beer is a real treat, even tigers prefer it to real meat."

Has to be said by two guys in a half a tiger costume.

[The Final Dakar]

I don't know why, but Ed Hardy comes off as a name for a serial killer, not some fashion line.

[andi*pandi]

Ed Hardy Beer Gives Tigers IBS

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar 

I don't know why, but Ed Hardy comes off as a name for a serial killer, not some fashion line.

Yup, same here.

[SpaceMonkey]

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar 

I don't know why, but Ed Hardy comes off as a name for a serial killer, not some fashion line.

Or a lower-tier porn star.

[Laminar]

Or Frank and Joe's little-known younger sibling.

[ThinkInsane]

For those of you not familiar with the brand, these are the people that find Ed Hardy products socially acceptable:

[Shaddim]

"It's better than syphilis."

[The Final Dakar]

This is like Lee Hottie, the Adult years (or whatever the **** the meme was called)