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Man shot in neck in Bucktown :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Chicago Crime

Two assailants jumped out of a gangway and confronted them. One of the suspects said, “What’s up b----,’’  before firing shots that went through the car’s window and into the into the car, striking the 24-year-old victim once in the neck, police said. 

It was not immediately known what was meant by the question.

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I thought this was going to be a Gizmodo thread.

[SpaceMonkey]

This is just sort of in the "WTF?" category. I love these AP stories.

Seahawks Receiver Tate Warned After Pastry Incident

RENTON, Wash. (AP) -- Seahawks rookie wide receiver Golden Tate apologized Tuesday and said he was "very embarrassed" after police in suburban Seattle gave him a warning for trespassing into a gourmet doughnut shop at 3 a.m. last weekend.

The former Notre Dame star says it was a foolish mistake but that he is glad to have learned a valuable lesson without getting arrested.

Tate says a friend took a couple of maple bars from the shop, which is at the bottom of the building in which Tate lives.

He says "they are irresistible."

Seahawks coach Pete Carroll says he has talked to Tate, and agrees that maple bars can be irresistible.

The celebrity gossip outlet TMZ first reported the incident Tuesday.

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I bet those maple bars are really really good.

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It was a really good maple bar, too.
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