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Is it always illegal to KILL a woman?
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She knows how to use the postage meter, and he doesn't.
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The Pitney-Bowes postage meter is so easy for him to use, that he can finally acquiesce to his murderous impulses and kill his now-useless secretary.
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Because the woman forget to buy stamps.
But with pitney-bowes, you don't have to worry about stamps.
Why kill the woman for being forgetful when you can just print out the meter stamp right onto your envelope.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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I think it would depend on his religion and country.
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you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F. Roberts
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Pitney Bowes people are serious mofos.
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Illegal ? Yes.
Immoral - well, that's a different question  
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Originally Posted by Atheist 
Can't quite figure this one out. She won't give him postage for a letter so he wants to kill her?
Pitney Bowes machines are so easy to use, even a woman can figure them out. But this gives them power in the office, so the blokes (who're too stupid to work out how to use the machine) become frustrated when she withholds services.
Early women's lib? Maybe?
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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And that's an early George Hamilton, ain't it?
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Ahhhh, the good old days before political correctness.
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Yes, what a shame this ad that makes no discernible sense wouldn't make it in today's world.
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There's another ad with the lines something like, "Don't kill women with work, let electricity do it!"
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"…I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than
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Was number 14 meant as an Easter egg, or did someone not do the research?
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#14 - the top quote is from a James Blish novel. Since they were written in the 1950's, the ad poster might be legit. The bottom graviton text I don't recognize.
The device is a pipe threader.
Originally Posted by Example #7
Datacomp
Remember when people thought computers would take over the world?
Idiots.
They got it wrong. The computer is sitting in front of the typewriter thingie. She's probably a prototype before they finalized Number Six's design. And who knows, she may try to take over the world.
(Last edited by reader50; Jun 11, 2010 at 07:40 PM.
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Consider these posts as my way of introducing you to yourself.
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Originally Posted by subego
Was number 14 meant as an Easter egg, or did someone not do the research?
The device pictured is apparently a pipe threading device. It's made by a well known company and looks like a legitimate product. Which means someone doctored the original ad with the science fiction text.
Is that a Varga girl in that picture?
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That chick looks like she secretly wants it in the butt.
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Originally Posted by downinflames68
That chick looks like she secretly wants it in the butt.
I always think that about Laura Bush and the way she carries herself too, you?
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Laura Bush: nympho
Sarah Palin: secret dominatrix that poses as submissive type
Michelle Obama: too Mommy-like to have crazy sex life
Ann Coulter: goes at it hard, plays to win
Michelle Bachmann: same, although has the tendency to freak out
Hillary Clinton: awkward in the sack, bad lay
Chick on Fox and Friends: ewww
Tina Fey: awesome
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That your MILF list, besson?
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I always think that about Laura Bush and the way she carries herself too, you?
Ahem...
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Originally Posted by subego
This is confusing more than anything.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
This is confusing more than anything.
You do realize the image comes from The Onion, right? Does that reduce the confusion?
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Oh well, it was fun while it [Besson's confusion] lasted
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I still don't get what it is supposed to mean exactly.
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Originally Posted by subego
When did the Onion turn into a bunch of wankers ?
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XBL : Ze Veteran
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Originally Posted by mattyb
When did the Onion turn into a bunch of wankers ?
That cover's about five years old.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I still don't get what it is supposed to mean exactly.
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