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The most useful thread ever!
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I guess this is a continuation of the "most useful" or "least useful" threads that have been appearing.
This thread it means to be filled with good advice, golden rules and other generally useful information. All topics included. Just make sure it's useful.
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"Yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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See a doctor, get rid of it.
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"Yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Lord loves a workin' man.
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"Yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields a falsehood when preceded by its quotation.
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Never trust a woman whose boobs are larger than her head.
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Never live with anyone who's not (1) family or (2) messing with your fun parts.
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I guess you consider your pets family 
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Originally Posted by Doofy 
Never trust a woman whose boobs are larger than her head.
I married one, and still married after thirteen years. But she's a German/Italian redhead. 
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Never ever bloody anything. Ever.
I've lived my life by that rule.
*100 point s for source of this without resort to google
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Everything I say is a lie.
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"Specific knowledge on a topic usually demonstrates in-depth knowledge."
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"Specific knowledge on a topic usually demonstrates in-depth knowledge."
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Senility is transparent to the user.
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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
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Bleach will not remove blood from blunt objects.
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Bleach will not bleach you hair.
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Bleach is not as useful as baking soda.
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Bleach was an average punk(ish) band.
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There are only a handful of good songs on Nirvana's album Bleach.
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The Bleach Boys was not a surfer band.
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My anus is as tight as a camel's butt in a sand storm. Don't touch.
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Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger.
Don't mess around with Jim.
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"It's weird the way 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun..."
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Poor planning on your part does not make it an emergency on mine.
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Don't pee against the wind.
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Bush Tax Cuts == Job Killer
June 2001: 132,047,000 employed
June 2003: 129,839,000 employed
2.21 million jobs were LOST after 2 years of Bush Tax Cuts.
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to get infinitely large chest:
1. do push-ups
2. chest gets bigger
3. upper body weight increase
4. push-up become harder
5. GOTO line 1.
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Mongo only pawn in game of life.
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Steer clear of the hard water*.
(* rocks)
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
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Originally Posted by Gankdawg
Poor planning on your part does not make it an emergency on mine.
Dude, did you read this thread ?
You weren't supposed to offer something useful. 
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Dude, did you read this thread ?
You weren't supposed to offer something useful.
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Irony!1!!
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Aaaaand scene:
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"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
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Originally Posted by turtle777
Dude, did you read this thread ?
You weren't supposed to offer something useful.
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Pancakes, or crepes perhaps.
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