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besson3c · Jan 31, 2011, 05:09 PM

YouTube - Dumbest Blond Ever

This thread is to celebrate the dumb or at least people that give the impression of dumb. Top this video and you turtle777 will hug you!

Oisín · Jan 31, 2011, 05:15 PM

Hah! Brilliant.

At least this girl knows she’s no geography whiz (assuming she’s not just playing dumb, of course), and at least she has charisma.

The Final Dakar · Jan 31, 2011, 05:15 PM

brassplayersrock² · Jan 31, 2011, 05:18 PM

When you ride this country like a train, you drive mccain insane.

Oisín · Jan 31, 2011, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

When you ride this country like a train, you drive mccain insane.

Huh? What’s that supposed to main…mean?

The Final Dakar · Jan 31, 2011, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by Oisín

Huh? What’s that supposed to main…mean?

That's his application for entry into the contest.

Laminar · Jan 31, 2011, 05:23 PM

"Vertically Aligned Engine" comes to mind.

The Final Dakar · Jan 31, 2011, 05:23 PM

We have a deep well to pull from here.

besson3c · Jan 31, 2011, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar

Reported for lack of creativity. I expected more from you...

The Final Dakar · Jan 31, 2011, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I expected more from you...

Keep reinforcing my point.

brassplayersrock² · Jan 31, 2011, 05:27 PM

They make pills for that.

lpkmckenna · Jan 31, 2011, 05:44 PM

Poor Kellie Pickler. Of course, a search for "dumb quotes" will bring up much stupidity from American politicians that were university-educated. But this isn't the politics forums, so I guess I'll just post this... Americans don't have maps.

ghporter · Jan 31, 2011, 07:49 PM

I thought "she's playing this up" when I started watching, but I don't think Jeff would have been so flustered if he thought that's what was happening. How does this woman remember to breathe? OMG. That's all I can say...

besson3c · Jan 31, 2011, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar

Keep reinforcing my point.

Okay. I want to have sex with you <-- that's a pretty dumb thing to say because you have multiple STDs

besson3c · Jan 31, 2011, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by lpkmckenna

Poor Kellie Pickler. Of course, a search for "dumb quotes" will bring up much stupidity from American politicians that were university-educated. But this isn't the politics forums, so I guess I'll just post this... Americans don't have maps.

Worthy competition to the chick in my video!

MacinTommy · Jan 31, 2011, 08:48 PM

She may be dumb as hell but she is hot and can sing

osiris · Feb 1, 2011, 03:25 PM

Is she retarded?

besson3c · Feb 1, 2011, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by MacinTommy

She may be dumb as hell but she is hot and can sing

She can sing passably if you can get past the country twang and lack of originality.

osiris · Feb 1, 2011, 03:32 PM

But how does she memorize the song with only a handful of brain cells?

Spheric Harlot · Feb 1, 2011, 04:08 PM

ort888 · Feb 1, 2011, 05:13 PM

Isn't this like 3 years old? That's like a million years in internet years.

And this woman dated the biggest piece of **** loser NHL player in the history of piece of ****s. Jordin Tootoo. He's a cheap dirty no talent little clown.

el chupacabra · Feb 1, 2011, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by MacinTommy

She may be dumb as hell but she is hot and can sing

and thats really all that matter these days... thats why so many women are this way.

brassplayersrock² · Feb 1, 2011, 05:41 PM

lpkmckenna · Feb 2, 2011, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by osiris

But how does she memorize the song with only a handful of brain cells?

Teleprompters.

Kellie isn't stupid, she's ignorant. Big difference.

ort888 · Feb 2, 2011, 11:15 AM

No, I'm pretty sure she is both ignorant and stupid.

SpaceMonkey · Feb 2, 2011, 12:06 PM

Pandas: too stupid to reproduce?
Panda Mating: They're Trying, Oh, How They're Trying - DCist

Shaddim · Feb 2, 2011, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

Pandas: too stupid to reproduce?
Panda Mating: They're Trying, Oh, How They're Trying - DCist

In addition, keepers worked for several months on the physical stamina of the bears in preparation for mating season. Tian Tian underwent behavioral training to stand tall on his hind legs by receiving food treats to build stronger leg muscles; Mei Xiang was trained to lie across a large log in her enclosure to improve her breeding positioning.

I don't know why, but I just can't stop laughing.

Only other things they needed was a little Shania Twain and some Busch Light Draft.

The Final Dakar · Feb 2, 2011, 01:18 PM

Shania Twain? Is that Barry White for asians or something?

Shaddim · Feb 2, 2011, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by The Final Dakar

Shania Twain? Is that Barry White for asians or something?

No, I should have clarified. I was thinking about how their therapy would probably work better for fat trailer park residents*.

Trying to avoid using the term "redneck".

LegendaryPinkOx · Feb 2, 2011, 07:41 PM

The last thing we need is to increase their numbers.

moonmonkey · Feb 2, 2011, 08:46 PM

Increasing their number will increase our IQ's, so its a good idea.