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The Godfather · Mar 22, 2011, 02:02 PM

What's the prevalent Mac user attitude toward this particular kind of kiss? Assume the quantifier x.y, where
x=-1 for "I cringe on the idea of getting it", 0 for "meh", 1 for "curiosity about" it, 2 for "got it", 3 for "love it"
y=same scale as x, but on the giving side

Obviously, the health risks are a toss, I assume. Don't necessarily expose your x.y, even if you love it black, but what have you observed is the accepted social custom in your neck of the woods?

Don't be a douche and keep the conversation serious.

Laminar · Mar 22, 2011, 02:30 PM

Color me confused.

The Final Dakar · Mar 22, 2011, 02:31 PM

Yes, the wording is less than clear. Best i can decipher is this is a questionnaire on level of comfort with social kissing.

Laminar · Mar 22, 2011, 02:34 PM

Was there supposed to be a picture or link or something?

The Final Dakar · Mar 22, 2011, 02:35 PM

Free samples will be handed out later.

Edit: Yeah, I see, the first line looks like it's referencing something that isn't there.

design219 · 02:55 PM

Should we make our own image for this post?

ort888 · Mar 22, 2011, 02:55 PM

Does X="a bag of sand"?

The Final Dakar · Mar 22, 2011, 02:57 PM

Pro tip: If you want a serious lounge thread, don't err in the OP.

Laminar · Mar 22, 2011, 02:59 PM

Probably talking about this:

iMOTOR · Mar 22, 2011, 03:02 PM

I think the message is: say no to drugs.

The Godfather · Mar 22, 2011, 03:06 PM

You people can't take hints.

Toss

Black

Douche

Assume

Turn one of the chipmunks 180 degrees

The Final Dakar · Mar 22, 2011, 03:08 PM

Side

Woods

SpaceMonkey · Mar 22, 2011, 03:10 PM

Not a fan.

subego · Mar 22, 2011, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by The Godfather

You people can't take hints.

Toss

Black

Douche

Assume

Turn one of the chipmunks 180 degrees

So, one of the chipmunks is Spiderman?

And a douche?

Spheric Harlot · Mar 22, 2011, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

Not a fan.

Not when it hits, no.

turtle777 · Mar 22, 2011, 03:54 PM

OP: Could you please be more vague?

TIA,
-t

sek929 · Mar 22, 2011, 04:01 PM

Are we talking about 69ing here?

ort888 · Mar 22, 2011, 04:12 PM

I think he's talking about 96ing. Where you lie back to back and mash your butts into the backs of each others heads.

Laminar · Mar 22, 2011, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by ort888

I think he's talking about 96ing. Where you lie back to back and mash your butts into the backs of each others heads.

That's actually my biggest fetish.

ort888 · Mar 22, 2011, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

That's actually my biggest fetish.

PM sent.

SpaceMonkey · Mar 22, 2011, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot

Not when it hits, no.

Seriously. Gross.

Atheist · Mar 22, 2011, 04:33 PM

Methinks he talking about rimming.

Spheric Harlot · Mar 22, 2011, 04:36 PM

Yes.

I struggle to understand why "accepted social custom" should be involved in anybody's bedroom, though.

Public rimming?

Big Mac · Mar 22, 2011, 04:46 PM

Isn't that a Rusty Venture?

SpaceMonkey · Mar 22, 2011, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot

I struggle to understand why "accepted social custom" should be involved in anybody's bedroom, though.

It's involved to the extent that it takes two or more to tango, so to speak.

Laminar · Mar 22, 2011, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

It's involved to the extent that it takes two or more to tango, so to speak.

Unless you're reeeally flexible.

Phileas · Mar 22, 2011, 05:12 PM

This might explain the sudden popularity of yoga.

Spheric Harlot · Mar 22, 2011, 05:13 PM

Do tell.

brassplayersrock² · Mar 22, 2011, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by Atheist

Methinks he talking about rimming.

subego · Mar 22, 2011, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by Atheist

Methinks he talking about rimming.

Then I guess it depends on how big. If the chipmunk has like, 22s, I agree he's a douche. Webslinging or not, you'll get no traction with those in a forest setting.

Shaddim · Mar 22, 2011, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Big Mac

Isn't that a Rusty Venture?

No, that's when you spank the bishop so much that it's raw.

Oh, it's time for dinner, time to go toss a salad.

bstone · Mar 22, 2011, 06:41 PM

besson3c · Mar 23, 2011, 12:57 AM

This thread had my interest at [sex]

iMOTOR · Mar 23, 2011, 01:35 AM

It took you a while to come, besson.

The Godfather · Mar 23, 2011, 10:18 AM

Thanks people. It sounds like a unanimous -1.-1

The Final Dakar · Mar 23, 2011, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by The Godfather

Thanks people. It sounds like a unanimous -1.-1

Negative one point dash one?

The Godfather · Mar 23, 2011, 10:22 AM

See proposed numbering system in Original Post.

The Final Dakar · Mar 23, 2011, 10:23 AM

Dammit, that actually makes sense.

finboy · Mar 23, 2011, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Probably talking about this:

Yuck.

Shaddim · Mar 23, 2011, 10:52 AM

3.3 here, after showering.

Laminar · Mar 23, 2011, 11:26 AM

And before?

Shaddim · Mar 23, 2011, 11:54 AM

2.0

Actually it's best while we're still in the shower.

Doofy · Mar 23, 2011, 11:58 AM

I still have no idea what this thread is about... Double-ending a black mamba whilst licking your pet rodent during the boring bits of the X-Files rerun?

besson3c · Mar 23, 2011, 12:25 PM

My gut feeling says that Patrick Stewart is a part of this stew.

SpaceMonkey · Mar 23, 2011, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

My gut feeling says that Patrick Stewart is a part of this stew.

Makes sense. He's seen everything.

Oisín · Mar 23, 2011, 06:06 PM

Though there has been some quite amusing banter in this thread, it goes quite a bit above what can be deemed acceptable levels of sexual content in threads here, abstruseness of the OP’s wording notwithstanding.

Thread -1.-1’ing in -3–2–1 …

*poof*