Welcome to the MacNN Forums.

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

You are here: MacNN Forums > Community > MacNN Lounge > MacNN Idiots Series: Light Rail

MacNN Idiots Series: Light Rail
Thread Tools
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 12:55 AM
 
To the people who walk six inches through the door and then plant themselves...


**** you!
     
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 01:39 AM
 
Even better are the couples who stand side by side on escalators. HELLO!



**** you! size ten font incase anyone is wondering
     
subego  (op)
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 02:09 AM
 
Escalators are stairs.
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 04:41 AM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
Escalators are stairs.
not this again.
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 05:13 AM
 
I just know that I cuffed a guy in the back of the head for pushing my wife out of the way when he was trying to climb an escalator. He didn't say, "excuse me" or anything like that, just elbowed her aside. "Manners, d-bag, do you have any?"



**** you!

/slap
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
     
subego  (op)
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 05:21 AM
 
Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot View Post
not this again.
**** metric too.
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 08:36 AM
 
footlong up your ARSE!
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 08:54 AM
 
Have I mentioned people who use the headrest in front of them to catapult themselves out of their airline seat ?

**** you!

-t
     
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: The Rock
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 09:12 AM
 
Originally Posted by Shaddim View Post
I just know that I cuffed a guy in the back of the head for pushing my wife out of the way when he was trying to climb an escalator. He didn't say, "excuse me" or anything like that, just elbowed her aside. "Manners, d-bag, do you have any?"
Was your wife standing on the left and blocking off the entire escalator for people who are in a hurry and want to walk up it? If so, I hope you gave her a slap too - teach her some manners!

/slap

Also, would you just admit it was some scrawny kid? Cuffing a dude in the back of the head is pretty lame, especially more so when you then get involved in a fistfight, with another man, on a public escalator.

/embarrassing

Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 09:16 AM
 
Right on. I'm using *ANY* excuse to

/slap

my wife's ass.

-t
     
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: The Rock
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 09:19 AM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777 View Post
Right on. I'm using *ANY* excuse to

/slap

my wife's ass.

-t
So am I!

/slapping her ass right now
lolwut
Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
     
Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 09:55 AM
 
Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot View Post
footlong up your ARSE!
$5 footlong?
     
subego  (op)
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 12:44 PM
 
Isn't "arse" metric?
     
subego  (op)
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 01:38 PM
 
Originally Posted by Shaddim View Post
I just know that I cuffed a guy in the back of the head for pushing my wife out of the way when he was trying to climb an escalator. He didn't say, "excuse me" or anything like that, just elbowed her aside. "Manners, d-bag, do you have any?"

I'm with StM here. What was your wife doing in the way?
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 03:44 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
I'm with StM here. What was your wife doing in the way?
Looking through a shopping bag, deciding if we'd gotten enough gifts for a baby shower? It's okay, though. The guy apologized after I swatted him. Next time he'll say, "excuse me" instead of just elbowing someone in the back to get them out of his way.

and no, the entire escalator wasn't blocked, but I guess he felt that he wanted more than what was available so he elbowed her and almost knocked her down the stairs. He's actually very lucky, if it happened now while she's pregnant...


/POW!! LOOSE TEETH!! BLOODY NOSE!! BLACK EYE!!
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
     
subego  (op)
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 03:47 PM
 
Do people not get charged with assault and battery where you come from?
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 03:54 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
Do people not get charged with assault and battery where you come from?
I didn't want to press charges, I think I was able to get my point across without involving the police.
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
     
subego  (op)
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 04:06 PM
 
I was referring to your hypothetical.
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 04:20 PM
 
You purposely elbow a defenseless woman in the back, and ya takes yer chances. The woman behind us said I should have decked him. I'm very proud of my self-restraint.

"Officer, as you can see it was self-defense. What if it was your pregnant wife being attacked from behind?"

Likely I wouldn't have, though. I would have just smacked him in the head, grabbed him by the scruff, and dragged him to security.
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
     
Administrator
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: California
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 06:29 PM
 
When do we get to the Train Pictures?
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 06:44 PM
 
     
Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 06:59 PM
 
     
subego  (op)
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 08:25 PM
 
Originally Posted by Shaddim View Post
Likely I wouldn't have, though. I would have just smacked him in the head, grabbed him by the scruff, and dragged him to security.
Oh, so it was revenge porn
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 10:54 PM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
Oh, so it was revenge porn
Have you been wasting your time at Brazzers, again?
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
     
subego  (op)
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 11:02 PM
 
Yuck.
     
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 2, 2011, 11:23 PM
 


But, but, that guy's step-mom really deserved it, right?
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
     
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: midwest
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 3, 2011, 08:22 AM
 
People who float in and out of vehicle lanes make me want to sideswipe them into oncoming traffic.
ebuddy
     
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 3, 2011, 10:59 AM
 
Originally Posted by reader50 View Post
When do we get to the Train Pictures?
There WAS a train picture thread; but it was ruined due to a macnn idiot.
     
Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Korea
Status: Offline
Reply With Quote
Nov 3, 2011, 11:32 AM
 
I got one.

People who take the elevator to or from the second floor—particularly if aforesaid people are horribly obese.

Also, people who on any floor hold the elevator door open with their foot for some length of time because they are having a conversation with some one exiting the elevator.
     
   
Thread Tools
Forum Links
Forum Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On
Top
Privacy Policy
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:54 PM.
All contents of these forums © 1995-2015 MacNN. All rights reserved.
Branding + Design: www.gesamtbild.com
vBulletin v.3.8.8 © 2000-2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd., Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.3.2