[subego]

Wisdom from Boy George.

[brassplayersrock²]

Does his come with indoor carpeting?

[subego]

Yup. Berber.

[osiris]

Not to be confused with Dire Straits Walk of Life, where one would walk - as opposed to motorboat, and of course there is no cake involved either. Generally not as much fun, I suppose.
Did I mention there's no carpet either?

[Eriamjh]

I thought motorboating was something you did with boobs, not cake.

[subego]

I think Boy George just blew your mind.

[The Final Dakar]

Well, that's the less frightening of options.