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Jan 9, 2012, 10:02 PM
 
Hey guys,

Some of you may remember the thread I created some time ago asking for advice on the best way to get arrested if I wanted to spend a night in jail for the purpose of experiencing life in jail. Well, I decided to go ahead with that, sort of... I ended up exposing myself in a restaurant and almost spent the night in jail. However, when I got to the station I was made to explain myself, so I chickened out and explained the whole ordeal and was let off easy.

I chickened out because I sort of got a taste of law violation and got cold feet. However, now that I think back upon this I realize that I really want to go through with it. Again, I don't want to hurt anybody else, that is the important caveat, so what I'm thinking of doing is crashing an old age retirement facility and having lunch and/or dinner there. When somebody asks me who I'm with I'll just find somebody that looks confused and say that person, and be sure to sit at the same table with that person. It sounds like a good opportunity to hang out with old people to boot!

I'm wondering if any of you have tried this?

Yes, this is a thread whore thing, but you guys are boring me out of my mind right now with the current threads.
     
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Jan 9, 2012, 10:50 PM
 
I'll never tire of that picture.
     
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Jan 9, 2012, 11:28 PM
 
The internet is full of keywords that when written in forums result in certain pictures being posted. Attention whore = that picture.

Ha ha

*cue Nelson Muntz or old ha ha guy"
     
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Jan 10, 2012, 01:10 AM
 
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I'll never tire of that picture.
That's because you want to gently squeeze her buttocks while licking the inside of her thighs.
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Jan 10, 2012, 05:02 AM
 
Originally Posted by Doofy View Post
That's because you want to gently squeeze her buttocks while licking the inside of her thighs.
Touché.

It really irks me that that woman should, over the course of years, be misrepresented to so many millions of anonymous interweb users.
     
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Jan 10, 2012, 09:29 AM
 
Have you considered bungee jumping in Zimbabwe?

Aussie tourist's bungee cord snaps - YouTube
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Jan 10, 2012, 10:38 AM
 
Occupy rest homes. That does sound like a thrill.
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Jan 10, 2012, 11:07 AM
 
Originally Posted by design219 View Post
Occupy rest homes. That does sound like a thrill.
and getting free food!
     
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Jan 10, 2012, 11:08 AM
 
Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot View Post
It really irks me that that woman should, over the course of years, be misrepresented to so many millions of anonymous interweb users.
I hear ya.

That kind of thing seems to happen a lot on the interwebs.
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Jan 10, 2012, 11:29 AM
 
I don't think it's against the law to spend time with old people in a care home. The old people will probably enjoy it.

Of course if you never leave, well then they might get the police to throw you out, likely they won't arrest you, unless your stupid enough to resist.

One other warning. You might not want to try this, if you actually look like you belong in a care home. They may not let you go!
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Jan 10, 2012, 04:56 PM
 
Learn to drive fast. Not racing, just HPDE.
     
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Jan 10, 2012, 05:17 PM
 
Originally Posted by Leonard View Post
I don't think it's against the law to spend time with old people in a care home. The old people will probably enjoy it.
Difference being, if he were to walk up to nursing home and volunteer to play checkers with the old folks, they'd probably say SURE! Please fill out this form so we can do a background check, and here's the checkers.

But creepy guy sneaking in to nursing home and mooching food? HELLO POLICE.
     
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Jan 10, 2012, 05:46 PM
 
Originally Posted by Leonard View Post
I don't think it's against the law to spend time with old people in a care home. The old people will probably enjoy it.

Of course if you never leave, well then they might get the police to throw you out, likely they won't arrest you, unless your stupid enough to resist.

One other warning. You might not want to try this, if you actually look like you belong in a care home. They may not let you go!

This is a good point. I'm thinking that if I make it a point to babble about stuff that old people aren't into, such as rap music and nipple/genital piercings, this might expedite my arrest.
     
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Jan 10, 2012, 05:47 PM
 
Originally Posted by mduell View Post
Learn to drive fast. Not racing, just HPDE.

You missed my criteria of not wanting to hurt others. This could potentially hurt somebody.
     
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Jan 10, 2012, 05:48 PM
 
Originally Posted by andi*pandi View Post
Difference being, if he were to walk up to nursing home and volunteer to play checkers with the old folks, they'd probably say SURE! Please fill out this form so we can do a background check, and here's the checkers.

But creepy guy sneaking in to nursing home and mooching food? HELLO POLICE.

It is good to know that you feel like I do about this...
     
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Jan 10, 2012, 06:34 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Hey guys,

Some of you may remember the thread I created some time ago asking for advice on the best way to get arrested if I wanted to spend a night in jail for the purpose of experiencing life in jail. Well, I decided to go ahead with that, sort of... I ended up exposing myself in a restaurant and almost spent the night in jail. However, when I got to the station I was made to explain myself, so I chickened out and explained the whole ordeal and was let off easy.

I chickened out because I sort of got a taste of law violation and got cold feet. However, now that I think back upon this I realize that I really want to go through with it. Again, I don't want to hurt anybody else, that is the important caveat, so what I'm thinking of doing is crashing an old age retirement facility and having lunch and/or dinner there. When somebody asks me who I'm with I'll just find somebody that looks confused and say that person, and be sure to sit at the same table with that person. It sounds like a good opportunity to hang out with old people to boot!

I'm wondering if any of you have tried this?

Yes, this is a thread whore thing, but you guys are boring me out of my mind right now with the current threads.
Go to a daycare and just pick one kid at random and start walking off with him. That will get you a night in jail.
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Jan 10, 2012, 06:36 PM
 
Now seriously, go find a protest and get into a cops face and refuse to listen. Lay down on a road and block traffic or something with a sign. You will get arrested. No one is hurt, and you can say with a honest face I was protesting something. Better then saying I hung out my hot dog in public for a experience or getting a trespassing charge.
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Jan 10, 2012, 07:16 PM
 
Originally Posted by Athens View Post
Go to a daycare and just pick one kid at random and start walking off with him. That will get you a night in jail.

It would also hurt the kid.
     
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Jan 10, 2012, 07:17 PM
 
Originally Posted by Athens View Post
Now seriously, go find a protest and get into a cops face and refuse to listen. Lay down on a road and block traffic or something with a sign. You will get arrested. No one is hurt, and you can say with a honest face I was protesting something. Better then saying I hung out my hot dog in public for a experience or getting a trespassing charge.

Do BCers refer to their penises as hot dogs in general?

There aren't any protests around here that have police supervision...
     
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Jan 10, 2012, 07:54 PM
 
start one, just make up a sign about something and go stand in a busy road and cause traffic delays
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Jan 10, 2012, 08:03 PM
 
Originally Posted by Athens View Post
start one, just make up a sign about something and go stand in a busy road and cause traffic delays
That's not a bad idea actually, and I know exactly what cause I would protest: Doofy not telling us about his cat.
     
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Jan 10, 2012, 08:55 PM
 
Looking forward to the photos/video. Make sure it's a busy street.
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Jan 11, 2012, 11:29 PM
 
Hey guys,

I did a little protesting today near our park. Here is a picture of me:




No arrests though, I guess I'll have to ratchet this up a few notches...
     
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Jan 12, 2012, 12:17 AM
 
a cat float parade?
     
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Jan 12, 2012, 01:04 AM
 
I don't get it. Cat float?
     
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Jan 12, 2012, 01:10 AM
 
think, rose parade, but with only cat floats.
     
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Jan 12, 2012, 11:17 AM
 
Originally Posted by andi*pandi View Post
Difference being, if he were to walk up to nursing home and volunteer to play checkers with the old folks, they'd probably say SURE! Please fill out this form so we can do a background check, and here's the checkers.

But creepy guy sneaking in to nursing home and mooching food? HELLO POLICE.
I guess I was thinking of my small town days. My mom, who worked in a care home, always mentioned that they had kids coming in after school and people visiting. And the only alarm is on the actual people in the care home, so one of them don't stroll off. Heck my mom occassionally left one of us in the common area while she went to talk with her peers over coffee. It all seemed rather layed back.

But I guess in a bigger city there may actually be visitor forms and more security.
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Jan 12, 2012, 01:14 PM
 
Hey Besson, I think a have an idea for you.

CRAP CONES

It's like snow cones, but instead, you fill it with flavored crap. You will like it.

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Jan 12, 2012, 02:21 PM
 
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Hey Besson, I think a have an idea for you.

CRAP CONES

It's like snow cones, but instead, you fill it with flavored crap. You will like it.

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How will this get me arrested?

You have to use your head, turtle.
     
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Jan 12, 2012, 03:18 PM
 
You sell it to children and the elderly. I guarantee you an arrest.

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Jan 12, 2012, 03:21 PM
 
Get a van and sell them to kids.
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
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Jan 12, 2012, 04:08 PM
 
What would I do with my protest sign I worked so hard to create though?
     
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Jan 12, 2012, 05:01 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
What would I do with my protest sign I worked so hard to create though?
You can still use it. Just garnish it with some crap.

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Jan 12, 2012, 05:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777 View Post
You can still use it. Just garnish it with some crap.

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And chop it up and put it in cones?
     
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Jan 13, 2012, 12:20 AM
 
Turtle: as you know, I'm not really much of a payoff guy anymore, I'm more into piss and vomit these days, but your idea is growing on me. It would be pretty hard to put piss and vomit into cones. Maybe I could get arrested faster if I told the cops that I charge pigs like them more for my special cones?

The only question is cake or sugar cones, or even waffle cones?

Turtle777, I like you, you're okay.
     
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Jan 13, 2012, 12:26 AM
 
So, I gather you're mom's been pissing in your cheerios, but you've grown to like it ?

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Jan 13, 2012, 12:55 AM
 
You leave my Mom out of this. Besides, it's your Mom.

I don't like you anymore.
     
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Jan 13, 2012, 01:19 AM
 
so, since you two are brothers. why don't y'all get into a poop smeared cat selling business?
     
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Jan 13, 2012, 01:32 AM
 
Here's some ideas to get arrested:

Open up a lemonade stand without a permit.

Feed homeless people in Houston without acquiring a food safety license thing first

Try to save an endangered species without a CITES permit and a FWS blessing.

Pull over on the side of the road, have a picnic on the waterfront near an oil refinery... maybe pull out a fishing pull and fish.

Visit New Orleans.

Blow up an oil pipeline, that wont hurt anyone.

Wrap a shirt around your head, go onto an airplane and pray, pour flower water on yourself from a perfume bottle, then shout Allah Akbar!!! before takeoff. Or just walk through the exit only in the TSA line.


I don't know why you would want to get arrested. Doesn't sound very fun... If you're seeking adventure why don't you go to Africa for a few months and help save the pygmies from extermination; thats dangerous and exciting, like Avatar. Or Join the sea Shepard and fight the Japanese... or climb a tree that's about to be cut down and sit in it; Or if you're a republican climb a coal power plant that's about to be bulldozed and sit there for a while; while sitting on top of it you can shoot endangered species and say "well it didn't adapt fast enough hehehe". or join the Sea Shepard and right when no one's expecting it pull out a harpoon and shoot a whale.in the head and while it's squealing eeeeeeruuuueuarriiiii say "guess he shoulda adapted faster to the changing times" giving the little Bush chuckle hehehe.

You see there's all kinds of fun things to do that won't get you a criminal record.
     
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Jan 13, 2012, 01:36 AM
 
A truly wild night can only end in one of two locations: The E.R. or the local police cells.
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Jan 13, 2012, 02:09 AM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Besides, it's your Mom.
Your a speling Natzi !

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Jan 13, 2012, 02:19 AM
 
Originally Posted by el chupacabra View Post
Here's some ideas to get arrested:

Open up a lemonade stand without a permit.

Feed homeless people in Houston without acquiring a food safety license thing first

Try to save an endangered species without a CITES permit and a FWS blessing.

Pull over on the side of the road, have a picnic on the waterfront near an oil refinery... maybe pull out a fishing pull and fish.


Visit New Orleans.

Blow up an oil pipeline, that wont hurt anyone.

Wrap a shirt around your head, go onto an airplane and pray, pour flower water on yourself from a perfume bottle, then shout Allah Akbar!!! before takeoff. Or just walk through the exit only in the TSA line.


I don't know why you would want to get arrested. Doesn't sound very fun... If you're seeking adventure why don't you go to Africa for a few months and help save the pygmies from extermination; thats dangerous and exciting, like Avatar. Or Join the sea Shepard and fight the Japanese... or climb a tree that's about to be cut down and sit in it; Or if you're a republican climb a coal power plant that's about to be bulldozed and sit there for a while; while sitting on top of it you can shoot endangered species and say "well it didn't adapt fast enough hehehe". or join the Sea Shepard and right when no one's expecting it pull out a harpoon and shoot a whale.in the head and while it's squealing eeeeeeruuuueuarriiiii say "guess he shoulda adapted faster to the changing times" giving the little Bush chuckle hehehe.

You see there's all kinds of fun things to do that won't get you a criminal record.
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Jan 13, 2012, 05:05 PM
 
May I suggest one/some/all of the following:

- Tug on Superman's cape.

- Spit into the wind.

- Pull the mask off the Lone Ranger.

- Mess around with Slim.
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Jan 13, 2012, 05:17 PM
 
He could also try to buy a jealous man's wife a drink.
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Jan 13, 2012, 05:21 PM
 
Take your seatbelt off at highway speeds.

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what's wrong with sea salt?
     
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Originally Posted by iM@k View Post
May I suggest one/some/all of the following:

- Tug on Superman's cape.

- Spit into the wind.

- Pull the mask off the Lone Ranger.

- Mess around with Slim.
You forgot 'Whizz on an electric fence.'
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Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep View Post
You forgot 'Whizz on an electric fence.'
Being in the UK, I don't expect you to be familiar with the works of Jim Croce. I'll let you off the hook........ This time.
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