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Anyone see this horror show? re: Qualcomm Keynote
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I didn't watch it live, thank god, but I heard it was so bad that it was worth looking into.
Turns out it's worse than anything I could've imagined. Really. Bad acting, bad singing, cut off audio feeds, Steve Balmer, the prostitution of Big Bird and Desmond Tutu... This is Mel Brooks grade stuff, but it was meant to be serious. edit: the video is at the bottom of the page.
Qualcomm's insane CES 2013 keynote in pictures and tweets | The Verge
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Heh, that's awesome, thanks for sharing!
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That is WELL beyond "wtf".
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You know it's bad when the first cheer from the audience is for Steve Balmer running onto the stage.
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My favorite tweet was by Topolski himself: »reality is just jumping the shark right now« 
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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It's so bad you can't turn it off. In advertising terms, I guess it's a success?
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That's the problem with trying to discuss US policy with foreigners who are only here to argue. We take
these issues to heart, because this is our country and we love it, they're here for the entertainment value.
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"Imagine funny cat videos meets Gangnam Style... BOOM! Can you dig it?"
Yep. That about sums up this keynote.
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Nobody ever mentions my legendary sexual prowess.
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That is like a train wreck hitting another train wreck.
Who is their target market? Retards?
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"angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress"
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It's like one of those B movies that is so bad that it's become a cult classic and is actually enjoyable to watch again.
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Maybe they should get Alex Jones to do the next presentation to give it more "edge".
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"angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress"
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Will they let him take the stage before or after Desmond Tutu?
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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Slightly before. Just enough to taste blood and then like a velorapter......
Think of the ratings.
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"angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress"
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Originally Posted by Teronzhul 
thanks for digging that up!
It is astounding how bad this thing is.
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"I'm gen mobile!"
"I'm gen mobile!"
"I'm gen mobile!"
"CEOs are gen mobile!"
SILENCE
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They get paid millions per year.
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XBL : Ze Veteran
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Originally Posted by Stogieman
Imagine funny cat videos meets Gangnam Style... BOOM!
Headshot.
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