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May 30, 2013, 02:43 PM
 
Fight!
     
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May 30, 2013, 04:10 PM
 
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, may I direct your attention to exhibit "C", a signed and sworn affidavit that hockey is dunb.
     
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May 31, 2013, 01:22 AM
 
OBJECTION!

Umm... I mean objection. Soory for yelling, eh.
     
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May 31, 2013, 07:56 AM
 
I am keeping out of... damn.
     
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May 31, 2013, 05:29 PM
 
Withdrawn. I meant to draw your attention to exhibit "F" which is a video of the Mayor of Toronto smoking crack.
     
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May 31, 2013, 08:45 PM
 
Which doesn't exist. Especially not at an address allegedly alleged to be frequented by alleged Somalis. Which has not been given to the mayor's staff, no mam.
     
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May 31, 2013, 09:47 PM
 
AHA!

When American mayors smoke crack on video, they admit it.
     
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Jun 1, 2013, 03:16 PM
 
Way too obvious. We like to be oblique.
     
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Jun 1, 2013, 03:41 PM
 
OBJECTION!

This is only the case because Mounties can't flip a hooker like we do.
     
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Jun 1, 2013, 04:17 PM
 
"Oblique" is French. You wouldn't understand. Que Pasa?
     
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Jun 1, 2013, 04:27 PM
 
Au contraire. English lured French into a dark alley and rolled it for all the good words about two centuries ago.
     
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Jun 14, 2013, 03:17 AM
 
The defense would like to show exhibit "P", eh.

A picture of the prosecutor eating poutine.

Twice so far this week.
     
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Jun 17, 2013, 05:46 PM
 
Objection!

They add Kalbi, so it's more like South Korean potato nachos.
     
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Jun 17, 2013, 05:50 PM
 
Is that a bad thing?
     
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Jun 17, 2013, 06:11 PM
 
OBJECTION!

It's pretty freakin awesome.
     
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Jun 17, 2013, 08:21 PM
 
Kalbi? That's nothing. We've got kimchi poutine.

Also, there's a Chilean butcher in Kensington Market. Makes the best damn chorizo north of Colombia. Married a Korean girl, now sells kimchi empanadas. Now, that's awesome.

To the prosecutor.
     
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Jun 17, 2013, 10:09 PM
 
OBJECTION!

Cabbage.


Let it also be known you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him Edith Piaf.
     
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Jun 17, 2013, 10:18 PM
 
Cabbage is for cole slaw in a good deli sandwich.
     
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Jun 17, 2013, 10:41 PM
 
And let the prosecution further show Exhibit "O", which is a pork that is pulled...

And ready for cole slaw!

Compare and contrast that with Exhibit "C", a pork which has been... which has been...

I'm sorry... it's painful just to think it...

A pork which has been salted to death and cut into disks!
     
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Jun 17, 2013, 10:44 PM
 
I tell the court the Canadians are the only people on God's green Earth who could ruin bacon!
     
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Jun 18, 2013, 04:25 PM
 
[Bang]
[Bang]
[Bang]

There will be ORDER IN THIS COURT!
     
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Jun 18, 2013, 11:37 PM
 
[Bang]
[Bang]

Adjourned for lunch.
     
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Jun 20, 2013, 07:44 AM
 
The prosecution will also have it known you can lead a dog to bean curd...
     
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The prosecution rests.
     
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Aug 26, 2014, 10:56 PM
 
Our dog will eat tofu, and broccoli.
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