[Demonhood]

September 2006 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-pictures of 99 tahoe
-hypnotizing circles
-gallery 2 addons
-quote when they got in the bob sled from the movie cool runnings (oh wow)
-quote i am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
-bachellorette party


Disappointed people:
-sweet quotes on being a mom (these people must have been really disappointed.
-impregnator haircut (time for a new barber)
-my name is steve jobs. you killed my father. prepare to die
-bad quotes about john travolta
-penis cloud
-rectal thermometers
-location of trans-dimensional portals (i'm working on it. stop pressuring me!)
-tv commercials with bouncing breasts

[Demonhood]

ha. #1 on google for 'crowd boos john mayer'

if he's at macworld again in january, that might become a reality.

[imitchellg5]

My blog's #1 search is for Refrigerators+ Lowes. My blog used to be the 3rd one on the list.

[Demonhood]

May 2007 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-zombie porn (well, i do have a pic of zombies making out)
-richie tenenbaum
-photograph of a uvula
-hot shots paintballing course photos (sorta)
-david caruso sucks
-leprechaun quotes
-funny quotes from cool runnings


Disappointed people:
-testicles (over 350 people so far this month)
-body cavity search photos
-female shame
-3 inch penis
-whore island pics
-steve jobs circle jerk (oh my)
-patrick swayze
-wait a minute i am a banana
-i'm squishing your head
-me and jen being lesbians as usual
-gagging lolly

[nonhuman]

"squirrel poop"

[mac-at-kearsarge]

Ya Know DH, if you really want some interesting search results, you'll put up the '07 MWSF pics. I know your busy with work, sloshball, and dead whales, so I'll continue to be patient

BTW: I shared your gallery with a a coworker of mine who's also a pro photographer. He says you have a way of capturing humanity that only a true photographer can.

[andreas_g4]

This thread is one of the funniest I've read this year. Special thanks to your contributions, DH.

[Demonhood]

glad to oblige by sharing the search queries of the freaks of the world.

and thanks for your friend's kind words mac-at-kearsarge. it means a lot.
if i wasn't taking photos all weekend i'd post those macworld shots. i'll promise to at least get started and sort thru the crap (steve jobs blinking while holding a blurry iphone) from the good (having drinks with you folks) this weekend.

[Demonhood]

October 2007 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-real pictures of dead whales
-gypsy head scarf
-extreme procrastination
-trying to put right what once went wrong
-cute aim conversations
-leprechaun quotes


Disappointed people:
-testicles
-penile amputation
-love is like alcohol (well....sorta)
-cannibal isle (worst. vacation. ever.)
-puppy-choking (i need to find a way to block people like this)
-naked hockey
-bear enema
-myspace bruce willis interviews saving the animal kingdom
-nude bobsleigh club does exist (no, it really doesn't)
-hey little monkey aren t you smiling today you fill my starry skies (straight from the man in the yellow hat)
-whats it mean when a girl hangs up by saying see ya later (you're a go for second base?)

[imitchellg5]

Thanks for the update DH! Those are always pretty funny.

[Chuckit]

Originally Posted by Demonhood 

puppy-choking (i need to find a way to block people like this)

Maybe it's a euphemism?

[zro]

Uhg! I got one like that recently. I think it was "stomping" and included "fetish." WTF?

[Demonhood]

December 2007 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-macworld
-dread pirate roberts costume
-funny quotes from leprechaun 6
-fortran quotes


Disappointed people:
-testicles (still)
-transexual island vacations
-accidentally swallowed straw (because my site is almost as good as webMD for medical advice)
-cellulite knees
-you better stop squeezing me or i'm gonna poop my pants
-michael shanks pointy head (ha! take that daniel jackson!)
-eating pens
-not wearing anything below waist

[Andrew Stephens]

My site creates wallpaper murals, mainly for children's bedrooms.

A while back someone was persistantly finding us using the succinct search term

"anus"

?

[Shaddim]

I wonder if adult/porn wallpaper murals would be a decent seller?

[Chuckit]

Originally Posted by Shaddim 

I wonder if adult/porn wallpaper murals would be a decent seller?

Adult/porn anything is a decent seller.

[Shaddim]

What would someone pay for vagina and anus wallpaper? I would think you could get as much for that as you could Harry Potter.

[Demonhood]

March 2008 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-extreme procrastination
-bootoof
-famous leprechaun quotes
-dirty quotes leave it to beaver


Disappointed people:
-image of a sad and happy demon {for their demonic drama club no doubt}
-vaginal exam photos
-mini gangbang {wait, doesn't that cancel each other out?}
-perfect strangers michael jackson fanfic {this is, quite possibly, the most disturbing one ever}
-bitchy ex wife quotes {why would you want to hear these again?}
-hockey opera
-how to make a snake with gimp string

[turtle777]

What's a bootoof ?

The mini gangbang soundslike fun
Can we have a sticky for that thread ?

-t

[Dakar the Fourth]

bootoof = bluetooth ?

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

bootoof = bluetooth ?

-t

[Demonhood]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

bootoof = bluetooth ?

correct.
ooh, i'm #1 on google for it.

[Demonhood]

July 2008 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-jesus pride parade san diego (well, sorta relevant)
-mary poppins halloween costume
-quotes never invade russia in the winter
-cunilingus quotes
-upsetting quotes (definitely)


Disappointed people:
-vampire on a hike photo
-testicles
-island whore (mountain whores need not apply)
-bad man and bad girl (way to get specific buddy)
-masturbate with toothpaste
-rap neckerchief

[ghporter]

Uh.... "cunnilingus quotes?" That's interesting....