I don't have any icons on my desktop; I maneuver around the OS exclusively via dock, finder, and Launchbar. It's more of an aesthetic decision, really. You'd have to see the pic to understand.
I thought of your suggested workaround but that would require hunting down an art major and clubbing him over the head with my powerbook until he suffers a coma so I can steal his copy of Photoshop, which isn't something I really want to do. Might dent the powerbook, you know.
Are there any other solutions or third party apps I could utilize?