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help me save the world (on screen)
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: melbourne, australia
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hi all:
didn’t think this was ‘lounge material’ so i posted here
i’m writing a movie where terrorists have taken over a rusty old freighter in the south pacific
using a PowerBook i need my hero to secretly, remotely and wirelessly access and control a (satellite uplinked) PC in the captain’s cabin from elsewhere on board
i need my hero to be able to send distress signals, GPS locations, emails and/or iChatAV while in hiding
can anyone help with a step by step, not too technical (coz i’m a Luddite) explanation of how this could be done?
help defeat the bad guys with me (well, at the movies anyway)
thanx, posthumanus
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Posting Junkie
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Send an e-mail to the bad guys with an attachment that claims to be dirty pictures of various celebrities?
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okay, there's 5 seconds of screentime
just another 99 minutes and 55 seconds to go
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Posting Junkie
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Oh, I get it now. You're expecting me to write the whole movie for you. Well, here's a start...
The Tragedy of Posthumanus, the Guy Who Thought We Would Write His Movie For Him
ACT I
Scene 1: Posthumanus's Computer Room.
Posth. Forsooth! My e-mail shows some naked pics
Of Anna Kournikova. Just a bit
Of peeking surely will not come betwixt
Me and my conscience. Uh oh, what the shit?
Posth. Alas! Oh great damnation! Woe is me!
I only hoped for just a little taste
Of tennis player skin. Now all my base
Are all belong to Virus EXE!

(Last edited by CharlesS; Mar 2, 2006 at 11:46 PM.
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+1 CharlesS, I needed that LOL
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okay:
stupid idea to ask
thread over
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