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President Bush pens a poem
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Oct 4, 2003, 08:41 PM
 
President Bush pens a poem

The poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.




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Oct 4, 2003, 08:49 PM
 
Well, he's no Donald Rumsfeld.

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Oct 4, 2003, 09:22 PM
 
I think Demonhood is a better poet.
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Oct 4, 2003, 09:27 PM
 
Waiddaminnit...
"My lump in the bed?"
If I called my wife that, I'd be divorcing tomorrow...

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Oct 4, 2003, 10:25 PM
 
Originally posted by chris v:
Waiddaminnit...
"My lump in the bed?"
If I called my wife that, I'd be divorcing tomorrow...

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Better than calling her a sperm receptical/dumpster?

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Oct 4, 2003, 10:41 PM
 
Originally posted by macvillage.net:
Better than calling her a sperm receptical/dumpster?
Sweeeeet.
<writes that one down>

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