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Apple and President Bush Team Up
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petehammer
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Dec 11, 2003, 06:31 PM
 
Under the agreement, Apple will be the sole seller of our new 51st state. In return, Bush gets an Apple 6100 outfitted with OS 7.6 with At Ease in addition to Kid Pix and Prince of Persia.

The new product has been dubbed:

iRaq *

*Note, only one available. Must be a U.S. citizen to purchase. Must have ties to the Bush, Cheney, or Rove families to be considered as a potential buyer. Must be willing to provide WMDs, and then "discover" them before 2004 elections. Must be able to connect Bin Laden to Saddam.

No leftwing peacenik commie pinko orders accepted.
If after 6 months no WMD are found, people who supported the war should say ["You're right, we were wrong -- good job"] -- and move to impeach Mr. Bush."
-moki, 04/16/03 (Props to Spheric Harlot)
     
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Dec 11, 2003, 06:42 PM
 
Originally posted by petehammer:

The new product has been dubbed:

iRaq *
You left out the Internet requirement. Invented by one of the board members, thankfully.
He can be fixed -- you can't.
     
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Dec 12, 2003, 09:15 AM
 
Oh, I get it. Bush needs At Ease because he's so stupid...
     
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Dec 12, 2003, 09:17 AM
 
Does it include a "WMD" channel for Sherlock?
     
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Dec 12, 2003, 10:08 AM
 
Originally posted by Ayelbourne:
Does it include a "WMD" channel for Sherlock?
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