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A 'Joebituary'
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: always on the sunny side
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So long Joe. We're gonna miss ya.
Joe Lieberman bows out.
Joe was the heir apparent, Al Gore's right-hand man. A bit too right-hand, as it turned out. He started out the race with a presumptive seniority that might have been called, in the parlance of his campaign, PrimoJoeniture. But on the stump, voters found him Joematose. His had trouble rustling up Joenations. Antiwar Democrats in Iowa found his support of the Iraq war Joefensive. He went into a Joesdive. He was Joewhere.
Alas, Joeverconfidence felled him. He finished fifth in New Hampshire and was written off. Joast. Joadkill. D-Joe-A.
Yet he refused to bow out. The Joe must go on, he vowed. Critics said he was in Joenial, but he flew south, taking his Joe on the road. He faced down his lengthening odds with a certain Joe de vivre. Where would he break through? Joeklahoma? AriJoena? North DaJoeta? New MexiJoe? The Joe Me state?
Alas, he came up empty tonight. Joe-for-7. Joe-miliation.
Joe revoir, Joe. Joerivaderci. Hasta Joe Vista. Somewhere conservative Democrats are laughing, and somewhere McCain independents shout. But there is no Joe in Mudville. Joe Lieberman has struck out.
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The only thing that I am reasonably sure of is that anybody who's got an ideology has stopped thinking. - Arthur Miller
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good riddance.
I want a Kucinich/Sharpton ticket!
I tried to bribe Kucinich in 94. He would not de-flower my sister for money.
Actually I think Kerry should have Al Sharpton as White House Spokesman.
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Originally posted by GG Allin:
good riddance.
I want a Kucinich/Sharpton ticket!
I tried to bribe Kucinich in 94. He would not de-flower my sister for money.
Actually I think Kerry should have Al Sharpton as White House Spokesman.
Now that is some funny stuff. You should
write for SNL.
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Originally posted by GG Allin:
good riddance.
I want a Kucinich/Sharpton ticket!
I tried to bribe Kucinich in 94. He would not de-flower my sister for money.
Actually I think Kerry should have Al Sharpton as White House Spokesman.
I'm serious!
Kucinich could go around pissing-off all the capitalist parasites. It would be like having Robin Hood for President! Giving money to the poor would instantly stimulate the economy. You couldn't assassinate him like you right-wingers like to do because then Sharpton would be President!!
Stoopid wankers would have a black preacher. Now that is religion I like. I can listen to Sharpton tell the truth all day.
Ok it wasn't '94.
Yeah SNL is pretty lame nowadays. I have a couple of friends who could out-write those hacks all day.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Originally posted by GG Allin:
I'm serious!
Kucinich could go around pissing-off all the capitalist parasites. It would be like having Robin Hood for President! Giving money to the poor would instantly stimulate the economy. You couldn't assassinate him like you right-wingers like to do because then Sharpton would be President!!
Stoopid wankers would have a black preacher. Now that is religion I like. I can listen to Sharpton tell the truth all day.
Ok it wasn't '94.
Yeah SNL is pretty lame nowadays. I have a couple of friends who could out-write those hacks all day.
ROFL
You're pretty talented 
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Originally posted by Twilly Spree:
ROFL
You're pretty talented
Hey thanks. Actually I once tried to get my buddies together to write some real material but they are too cool to care.
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