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Best jokes you've heard.
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Feb 11, 2004, 08:40 PM
 
I'm tapped out, and could use some humor.

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Feb 11, 2004, 08:47 PM
 
An American, Irishman and Scotsman on the Internet. The American posts in the wrong forum.

Oh wait. That's real life.
     
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Feb 11, 2004, 10:24 PM
 
How do you tell when it's bedtime at Neverland?
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When the big hand touches the little hand.

hahahah!
     
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Feb 11, 2004, 10:31 PM
 
Heh. I'm just wondering if Dudaev's Corpse was watching Clarkson last week.

     
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Originally posted by Sherwin:
Heh. I'm just wondering if Dudaev's Corpse was watching Clarkson last week.

No, I must have missed this. To what are you referring?
     
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Feb 11, 2004, 10:44 PM
 
Originally posted by Dudaev's Corpse:
No, I must have missed this. To what are you referring?
Arh. The demise of your new corpse was used to illustrate how dodgy mobile phones are on a BBC programme about the invention of the telephone last week.
     
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Feb 11, 2004, 10:45 PM
 
Edit: This joke has been posted in the Lounge.
(Last edited by Lateralus; Feb 11, 2004 at 11:56 PM. )
I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
     
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Originally posted by Sherwin:
Arh. The demise of your new corpse was used to illustrate how dodgy mobile phones are on a BBC programme about the invention of the telephone last week.
Dodgy indeed.
     
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Sh!t, wrong forum...

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