[John C. Smith]

The liberals might have some miserable candidates for this election, but be sure to take a look at the other side of the aisle.

The election is coming up fast, YOU will be the one to decide. Who wins for you publicans- Big Baby Bush who (Ari Fleischer assures us) has a higher than 3rd grade reading level and a permission note from his dad, or Wankin' Cheney, who should really cut it out if he wants to keep that blood pressure down?
And, do either have a chance against Botox Kerry? You decide 2004.

(this parody of a parody thread brought to you by Citizens for Parity Parody Understanding -- CPPU)

[voodoo]

Our house! In the middle of our street! Our house!

This message was brought to you by Georgio Shrub. The Second.

[boots]

Originally posted by voodoo:
Our house! In the middle of our street! Our house!

This message was brought to you by Georgio Shrub. The Second.

"The house. The house. The house is on fire. We don't need no water let the .... .... burn."

This message brought to you by the fabulous "Anyone But Bush Society." (Fabulous AbBS)

[RooneyX]

JFK will win because Americans love his initials.

[Lerkfish]

My fellah amuricans....
I have the sad, sad, duuty to infarm yew that I hahve decided to run fer the presidency of these hehre united states. Now where is that wascally Osama! ---Elmer Fudd