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Saetre · Mar 20, 2004, 03:37 PM

You are eating chips and watching TV when a couple of French soldiers grab you by the collar and toss you into a helicopter. You are transported to a tropical of unknown local. US President George Bush has been captured as well. You are both sitting there, trying to figure out how to survive. There is no hope of rescue.

What would happen? Who would be boss? Would you eat him?

lil'babykitten · Mar 20, 2004, 03:40 PM

I'd be boss. First I'd chuck him in to the sea. Then I'd go look for some food.

"Presidente, your days are numbered, senor"

zachs · Mar 20, 2004, 03:41 PM

Throw a coconut at his head, and be done with it.

Captain Obvious · Mar 20, 2004, 03:48 PM

So the French are capable of kidnapping me in this scenario? Pfff, yeah OK.
Then following that line of possibility: I would pick up the president by the collar and fly back to DC where he'd be so grateful that I would date both his daughters and the entire female cast of the OC.
Then I would turn a bunch of lead bars into gold and buy Hawaii.

Spliffdaddy · Mar 20, 2004, 03:58 PM

I'd suggest to the French kidnappers that I was a militant Islamic fundamentalist terrorist with a bomb strapped around my waist. Then, they would surrender their home country to me.

clt2 · Mar 20, 2004, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by Spliffdaddy:
I'd suggest to the French kidnappers that I was a militant Islamic fundamentalist terrorist with a bomb strapped around my waist. Then, they would surrender their home country to me.

It's more likely that the GIGN soldiers would send you on your way to your virgins.

The GIGN have been handling Islamic terrorists since before the monkey was sniffing cocaine off some hooker's tits.

MacGorilla · Mar 20, 2004, 05:18 PM

I'd kill him and use him as a raft to escape the island once his carcass stiffned up.

voodoo · Mar 20, 2004, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by MacGorilla:
I'd kill him and use him as a raft to escape the island once his carcass stiffned up.

for originality!

zachs · Mar 20, 2004, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by MacGorilla:
I'd kill him and use him as a raft to escape the island once his carcass stiffned up.

Why wait? He should float fine...after all, he's full of hot air.

macvillage.net · Mar 20, 2004, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Spliffdaddy:
I'd suggest to the French kidnappers that I was a militant Islamic fundamentalist terrorist with a bomb strapped around my waist. Then, they would surrender their home country to me.

Yea, there going to believe that coming out of the mouth of a redneck.

I'd shove a message down Georgie's Throat, and cast him off to sea. Use him as my message in a bottle.

Ayelbourne · Mar 20, 2004, 05:46 PM

I'd ask him to marry me.

lil'babykitten · Mar 20, 2004, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by Ayelbourne:
I'd ask him to marry me.

ROFL!

ladybird · Mar 20, 2004, 06:12 PM

I settle on his right ear and I ask him to be good... But.. it's so much swine this one that he does not hear me.
pffit!!

Ayelbourne · Mar 20, 2004, 06:14 PM

"I can't afford an expensive ring, but..."

ghost_flash · Mar 20, 2004, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by Saetre:
You are eating chips and watching TV when a couple of French soldiers grab you by the collar and toss you into a helicopter. You are transported to a tropical of unknown local. US President George Bush has been captured as well. You are both sitting there, trying to figure out how to survive. There is no hope of rescue.

What would happen? Who would be boss? Would you eat him?

A couple of French soldiers? Sorry, it would take at least 6 or 7 to get near me, and I can do some major damage. But, let's say they did manage to pesuade me in the helo, I'd just wait til we landed, bump them off, we'd eat FRENCH for a week or two at least...

Then when we ran out of food, I'd use the helo to go home...

zachs · Mar 20, 2004, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
A couple of French soldiers? Sorry, it would take at least 6 or 7 to get near me, and I can do some major damage. But, let's say they did manage to pesuade me in the helo, I'd just wait til we landed, bump them off, we'd eat FRENCH for a week or two at least...

Then when we ran out of food, I'd use the helo to go home...

And leave Bush on the island? What a great idea!

ghost_flash · Mar 20, 2004, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by zachs:
And leave Bush on the island? What a great idea!

I never specifically said he was coming along or not... that depends on our conversations at meal time.

I'd of course have to be excused from paying any taxes for the rest of my life... and the same would have to be for my friends and family.

zachs · Mar 20, 2004, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
I never specifically said he was coming along or not... that depends on our conversations at meal time.

I'd of course have to be excused from paying any taxes for the rest of my life... and the same would have to be for my friends and family.

You won't stand a chance if he suddenly dons his cape, and turns into Super Bush:

ghost_flash · Mar 20, 2004, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by zachs:
You won't stand a chance if he suddenly dons his cape, and turns into Super Bush:

Dang. I guess then this thread is over.... I didn't know the prez could single-handedly take out the frenchies... point is mute.

zachs · Mar 20, 2004, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by ghost_flash:
Dang. I guess then this thread is over.... I didn't know the prez could single-handedly take out the frenchies... point is mute.

Well...unless they give him a pretzel...

ghost_flash · Mar 20, 2004, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by zachs:
Well...unless they give him a pretzel...

You just made milk come out my nose I laughed so hard....

Bastage.

macvillage.net · Mar 21, 2004, 12:18 AM

Originally posted by zachs:
You won't stand a chance if he suddenly dons his cape, and turns into Super Bush:

That's just horiffic.

ladybird · Mar 21, 2004, 02:48 AM

Originally posted by zachs:
You won't stand a chance if he suddenly dons his cape, and turns into Super Bush:

And, this Super Bush, with its vision of the life, saw the 3 coconut trees of this pretty island and been able to prevent oneself to sink itself above.

It saw its 50 stars...

a l�gend known as: It never sleeps...
indeed.
ZZzzzz..ZZZzzzz..ZZZzzzz..ZZZZzzz.. (chuuutt)

~~ we have peace for one moment ~~

Shaddim · Mar 21, 2004, 03:15 AM

Originally posted by clt2:
It's more likely that the GIGN soldiers would send you on your way to your virgins.

The GIGN have been handling Islamic terrorists since before the monkey was sniffing cocaine off some hooker's tits.

Maybe, but I'm better armed, and probably a much better shot.

Oisín · Mar 21, 2004, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by Ayelbourne:
I'd ask him to marry me.

And, being alone on a tropical island, who would perform the ceremony?

Sven G · Mar 21, 2004, 06:03 AM

Hey, SuperBush: want a beer?

ladybird · Mar 21, 2004, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by Sven G:
Hey, SuperBush: want a beer?

Yes!! good idea!!!
after the coconut trees..
Beer!!! and Sun!! SsunSsunSsun...
It will sleep longer... ZZzzz...ZZZzzz..
Sven... You are intelligent person !!

DeathToWindows · Mar 21, 2004, 08:41 AM

coconut to the head...

or just to the nuts.