For the fourth time this week, President George W. Bush had to be forcefully dragged from the monkey cage at the Washington DC zoo. When asked if he was fornicating with the monkeys again, the only response was, "No comment." When pressed on the matter, the President proceeded to fling feces at the White House press pool.
On a similar note, there is still no news of the female gorilla that went missing from the Little Rock zoo when ex-President Clinton visited 20 years ago.
In other news, Senator Hillary Clinton admitted in a recent interview that she has to shave, a lot...
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