[KaBlooey]

Some of these are a stretch, nevertheless makes for interesting reading and reference:

1000 Reasons to Vote Against Bush

[voodoo]

Don't vote Bush. Vote for a bright and good future for the U.S.A. Vote John F. Kerry.

[necromactastic]

Originally posted by voodoo:
Don't vote Bush. Vote for a bright and good future for the U.S.A. Vote John F. Kerry.

Choosing between Bush and Kerry is like trying to decide if it would be better to be shot in the kneecaps or stabbed in the face.

[voodoo]

Originally posted by necromactastic:
Choosing between Bush and Kerry is like trying to decide if it would be better to be shot in the kneecaps or stabbed in the face.

Well, you guys have already been stabbed in the face - will you take another one or the kneecaps this time

At least you're far more likely to survive your kneecaps being shot off than another stab in the face!