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In the Year 2010 (if Hillary is president)...
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Oreo cookies will be illegal because they contain high levels of hydrogenated fat.
McDonald's will be forced to issue 'Big Mac' cards that will not allow an individual to consume more than five a week. Because of liberal lobbiests they will be forced to re-introduce the McSeaweed for the granola eating, VW crowd.
Trial lawyers will become the new Pope.
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This is why 99% of professional comedians are liberals.
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Every statement will require a source.
Every opinion will require a counter point.
Every politician will have to be followed by a lawyer.
Bible banned.
BSA destroyed for "homophobia".
Everything Al Gore would do.
Destruction of coal industry.
Nationalization of all industry.
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Originally posted by Axo1ot1:
This is why 99% of professional comedians are liberals.
99% of comedians are funny when they're high on coke.
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Originally posted by LoganCharles:
99% of comedians are funny when they're high on coke.
%99 of funny comedians are dead.
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Originally posted by LoganCharles:
99% of comedians are funny when they're high on coke.
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Oh what a comeback! I retract my point.
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Originally posted by LoganCharles:
%99 of funny comedians are dead.
1% of professional comedians are funny.
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Originally posted by LoganCharles:
1% of professional comedians are funny.
99.99999% of those would consider themselves libertarian.
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