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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/conspiracies/61525
AL QAEDA PLANS TO DROP GAY BOMBS
Men within 30 miles of the blast will instantly turn queer!
EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders.
It's all a part of the Al Qaeda master plan to pull our country apart and kill the patriotism that makes us strong. "
They believe that making more Americans gay will start civil war between gays and ultraconservatives," says one highly placed intelligence officer. "They also figure it will lead to a decrease in the U.S. population."
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Did you hear about the Saddam and Osama baby? 
Fat ugly, and pure evil! 
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That Osama baby is proof there was a relation: a hawt relation
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/conspiracies/61525
AL QAEDA PLANS TO DROP GAY BOMBS
Men within 30 miles of the blast will instantly turn queer!
EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders.
It's all a part of the Al Qaeda master plan to pull our country apart and kill the patriotism that makes us strong. "
They believe that making more Americans gay will start civil war between gays and ultraconservatives," says one highly placed intelligence officer. "They also figure it will lead to a decrease in the U.S. population."
Never fear! Scientists have found that such devices are easily picked up by gaydar. The army is having trouble hanging on to gaydar operators (even being one violates "don't ask, don't tell"), but civilian air traffic control should be able to detect the threat.
Scientists had "no comment" when asked about the scriptural cloaking devices. It seems that terrorists are experimenting with wrapping the bombs in various holy scriptures, concentrating on the Bible, Quran, and Torah, in an attempt to obscure them from gaydar.
More as it develops.
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