[macvillage.net]

Does Jesus make a good Action Figure?

Yea, since we have all these religious debates, why not a fun one?


http://jesus-action-figure.com/Eleme...ion-Figure.mov

[mo]

Originally posted by macvillage.net:
Does Jesus make a good Action Figure?

Yea, since we have all these religious debates, why not a fun one?


http://jesus-action-figure.com/Eleme...ion-Figure.mov

It's a landslide (after two votes).

[dreilly1]

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net...s/lfjesus.html

[angaq0k]

Originally posted by macvillage.net:
Does Jesus make a good Action Figure?

Yea, since we have all these religious debates, why not a fun one?


http://jesus-action-figure.com/Eleme...ion-Figure.mov

I already have a virgin Mary full of Holy water.

Trade? Anyone?

[MacGorilla]

I am waiting for the Moses-parting-the-Red-Sea action figure myself.

[villalobos]

Originally posted by macvillage.net:
Does Jesus make a good Action Figure?

Yea, since we have all these religious debates, why not a fun one?


http://jesus-action-figure.com/Eleme...ion-Figure.mov

that's a joke right?

'*Cross not included'.... RFLMAO.

[macvillage.net]

Originally posted by dreilly1:
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net...s/lfjesus.html

Those are great.

[Earth Mk. II]

I'll buy 5.

They'll go great with a Nativity Scene!

[angaq0k]

Originally posted by Earth Mk. II:
I'll buy 5.

They'll go great with a Nativity Scene!

It gave me an idea: how about an action movie?

I was thinking of the scene of the temple.

Picture this:

Jesus drives by the shopping mall (near the Church) and shoots everyone with a nail gun!

Then comes back with a flamethrower (divine fire) and drops a few blessed grenades to make a point.

The "good" deads go straight to heavens (saved), and the bad ones in Hell (not saved).

That would make a fantastic movie: "The Second Coming: this time he means it" or "The Second Coming: Full Throttle"

Whadayatink?



Note: OMG. I am such a pagan!

[macvillage.net]

Originally posted by angaq0k:
It gave me an idea: how about an action movie?

I was thinking of the scene of the temple.

Picture this:

Jesus drives by the shopping mall (near the Church) and shoots everyone with a nail gun!

Then comes back with a flamethrower (divine fire) and drops a few blessed grenades to make a point.

The "good" deads go straight to heavens (saved), and the bad ones in Hell (not saved).

That would make a fantastic movie: "The Second Coming: this time he means it" or "The Second Coming: Full Throttle"

Whadayatink?



Note: OMG. I am such a pagan!

isn't that just a rip off of several Arnold Schwarzenegger movies?

he's not Jesus.

[angaq0k]

Originally posted by macvillage.net:
isn't that just a rip off of several Arnold Schwarzenegger movies?

he's not Jesus.

but...

but...

Is he not saving????

but... I was thinking of Mel G.

[Secret__Police]

Does it come with the Kung Fu grip??

[Troll]

Reminds me of Dogma.

[Logic]

What was it Mr. J said about idols and idolating?

[voodoo]

Originally posted by Logic:
What was it Mr. J said about idols and idolating?

That would be Mr. M

[Logic]

Originally posted by voodoo:
That would be Mr. M

IIRC Mr. J said something like that as well.


:goes to look for backup:

[Logic]

k, maybe isn't wasn't Mr. J but at least Mr. G said it:

Exodus 20:4, "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:"

Deuteronomy 29:17, "And ye have seen their abominations, and their idols, wood and stone, silver and gold, which were among them:"

Exodus 20:5, "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God,visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;"

Leviticus 26:1, "Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God."

So listen to Mr. J or Mr. G?

[voodoo]

Originally posted by Logic:
IIRC Mr. J said something like that as well.


:goes to look for backup:

Wouldn't surprise me if Rapmaster MC J did a remix of an old hit by MC M.

[voodoo]

Originally posted by Logic:
k, maybe isn't wasn't Mr. J but at least Mr. G said it:


So listen to Mr. J or Mr. G?

Mr G? Who's that?

[Logic]

Originally posted by voodoo:
Mr G? Who's that?

The big guy in the sky! Mr. G.

[voodoo]

Originally posted by Logic:
The big guy in the sky! Mr. G.

Mr G yeah!!

[Logic]

Originally posted by voodoo:


Mr G yeah!!

So therefore the question is......... Are the Christian action figures blasphemous?

[voodoo]

Originally posted by Logic:


So therefore the question is......... Are the Christian action figures blasphemous?

Well, see us Christians are really big on doing what the G-man says. Cuz he's like the Man.

But no. As long as they don't worship the action figures, it isn't blasphemy. Jesus was real and of the Earth. So making a figure of him is OK.

Seeing how Catholics bow beneath statues of Christ or virgin Maria, it seems the Church has decided to bend the laws a little no?

[Logic]

Originally posted by voodoo:
Well, see us Christians are really big on doing what the G-man says. Cuz he's like the Man.

But no. As long as they don't worship the action figures, it isn't blasphemy. Jesus was real and of the Earth. So making a figure of him is OK.

Seeing how Catholics bow beneath statues of Christ or virgin Maria, it seems the Church has decided to bend the laws a little no?

Sounds fair enough. And yes, the Church(especially the Catholic church) seems to have bent the rules a little here and there as it suits them.

Mr. G the Man probably won't be too happy with that IMHO

[voodoo]

I know.

[Secret__Police]

Dont you forget the Black jesus.