[Jansar]

You don't support Democrats, so why does your ketchup have to?

http://www.wketchup.com/

[Zimphire]

100% silly.

[Shaddim]

I prefer Hunt's™.

[itai195]

Should've called it catsup, it would appeal to your rural base better

(Yes, I think I did rehash that joke from the original thread on this topic about six months ago...)

[Lefterer Guy]

Aside from ironically supporting Bush on the veterans' benefits ticket, this site and product can't even seem to bash Kerry (specifically his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry of Heinz ketchup) correctly. According to an interview in the Washington Times, "neither Mrs. Kerry nor Mr. Kerry is involved in the company's management," "Mrs. Kerry owns less than 4 percent of the company," and "[o]ver the past seven years, the Heinz political action committee has contributed $96,000 to Republican candidates and $54,000 to Democratic ones." I wonder what product I could sell under the false pretense that the only alternative was politically opposed to my target demographic?

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