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Salah al-Din · Jan 25, 2005, 04:55 AM

Open Letter to President George W. Bush

and Ramadan's site: http://www.tariqramadan.com/

John Q. Smith · Jan 25, 2005, 08:17 AM

dear prezzy bush,

will you please force apple to sell a cheap, headless mac?

signed

john q. smith
john f. smith

omg it's already come true!

RAILhead · Jan 25, 2005, 08:41 AM

...and while you're at it, please make someone come and dust my house for my wife every week -- she hates doing it and so do I. It would also be cool to have my groceries delivered to me so that I don't have to go to the store and get them myself.

Oh, and can you make someone come and clean-out my cat's litter box every other day?

Lastly, I think you should give everyone in the world a bunch of butterflies because butterflies make people happy.

Thanks Mr. President,
Maury

UNTeMac · Jan 25, 2005, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by RAILhead:
...and while you're at it, please make someone come and dust my house for my wife every week -- she hates doing it and so do I. It would also be cool to have my groceries delivered to me so that I don't have to go to the store and get them myself.

Oh, and can you make someone come and clean-out my cat's litter box every other day?

Lastly, I think you should give everyone in the world a bunch of butterflies because butterflies make people happy.

Thanks Mr. President,
Maury

What the heck does that have to do with the letter? Can you actually argue his points or does this high-school level response represent the bulk of your reasoning?

NYCFarmboy · Jan 25, 2005, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by UNTiMac:
What the heck does that have to do with the letter? Can you actually argue his points or does this high-school level response represent the bulk of your reasoning?

What do you have against butterflies?

RAILhead · Jan 25, 2005, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by UNTiMac:
What the heck does that have to do with the letter? Can you actually argue his points or does this high-school level response represent the bulk of your reasoning?

Oh, it has nothing to do with the letter from the link -- I was merely adding my own "open letter to the President."

A bit uptight, aren't we? Thanks for proving my point about the need for butterflies.

Maury

UNTeMac · Jan 25, 2005, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by RAILhead:
Oh, it has nothing to do with the letter from the link -- I was merely adding my own "open letter to the President."

A bit uptight, aren't we? Thanks for proving my point about the need for butterflies.

Maury

Yeah sorry, a mouse died from poison in an inaccesible place under my fridge in my apartment and started to stink yesterday, couldn't find a parking spot for class, lost my cell phone when needing to call about the mouse...etc. And then you had to be all sarcastic-conservative-dude and it just put me over the edge. I'm lightening up though.

RAILhead · Jan 25, 2005, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by UNTiMac:
Yeah sorry, a mouse died from poison in an inaccesible place under my fridge in my apartment and started to stink yesterday, couldn't find a parking spot for class, lost my cell phone when needing to call about the mouse...etc. And then you had to be all sarcastic-conservative-dude and it just put me over the edge. I'm lightening up though.

Yeah, dead mice are stinky all right.

MacNStein · Jan 25, 2005, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by RAILhead:
Yeah, dead mice are stinky all right.

dude... I'm never eating tomato soup again.

thanks.

and

for the litter box request. That would be nifty.

Sherwin · Jan 25, 2005, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by RAILhead:
Oh, and can you make someone come and clean-out my cat's litter box every other day?

Dear Mr. President,
I would be more than willing to undertake the task of RAILhead's litter box cleaning in return for:

� A green card.
� A date with your niece.
� Your forcing Jeep to abandon its newly found policy of putting independent suspension on everything and go back to making WJs and XJs.

Yours hopefully,
Sherwie.

placebo1969 · Jan 25, 2005, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by RAILhead:
...and while you're at it, please make someone come and dust my house for my wife every week -- she hates doing it and so do I. It would also be cool to have my groceries delivered to me so that I don't have to go to the store and get them myself.

Oh, and can you make someone come and clean-out my cat's litter box every other day?

Lastly, I think you should give everyone in the world a bunch of butterflies because butterflies make people happy.

Thanks Mr. President,
Maury

When I first read that, I thought you wrote, "please make someone come and dust my wife"

RAILhead · Jan 25, 2005, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by Sherwin:
Dear Mr. President,
I would be more than willing to undertake the task of RAILhead's litter box cleaning in return for:

� A green card.
� A date with your niece.
� Your forcing Jeep to abandon its newly found policy of putting independent suspension on everything and go back to making WJs and XJs.

Yours hopefully,
Sherwie.

Hey those are good -- though I don't need a green card. And cripes yes, Lauren is hot:

I'm with you on the Jeep stuff, too. Mr. Bush, please make someone deliver a fully-functinal WWII Willy's Jeep to my driveway. With external gas cans. And an F-14 Tomcat.

Thanks again Mr. President,
Maury

Sherwin · Jan 25, 2005, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by RAILhead:
And an F-14 Tomcat.

Come now, we don't want to make the proposition unrealistic or the President will completely ignore our requests. I mean, you do want your litter tray cleaning, right?

Dale Sorel · Jan 25, 2005, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by John Q. Smith:
[B]dear prezzy bush,

will you please force apple to sell a cheap, headless mac?

signed

john q. smith
john f. smith/B]

LOL

RAILhead · Jan 25, 2005, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Sherwin:
Come now, we don't want to make the proposition unrealistic or the President will completely ignore our requests. I mean, you do want your litter tray cleaning, right?

Yes, yes...you're right.

I guess I'll stick with the butterflies, littbox, and trade the dusting, Jeep and F-14 for a Phoenix Missle -- and I'll even take an inert one, too.

Sherwin · Jan 25, 2005, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by RAILhead:
Yes, yes...you're right.

I guess I'll stick with the butterflies, littbox, and trade the dusting, Jeep and F-14 for a Phoenix Missle -- and I'll even take an inert one, too.

That sounds reasonable. Just don't point it at Lauren when I get her to come around to do your litter tray.

olePigeon · Jan 26, 2005, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by RAILhead:
...and while you're at it, please make someone come and dust my house for my wife every week -- she hates doing it and so do I. It would also be cool to have my groceries delivered to me so that I don't have to go to the store and get them myself.

Oh, and can you make someone come and clean-out my cat's litter box every other day?

Lastly, I think you should give everyone in the world a bunch of butterflies because butterflies make people happy.

Thanks Mr. President,
Maury

Dare RAILhead,

Get a maid.

The President