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besson3c · Sep 9, 2005, 08:12 PM

I want to see if I can create a thread that will last 239482390 pages.... without further ado:

Really, everything you guys like actually sucks. You know I'm right, I'm here to reintroduce you to reality and tell you how it actually is.

Take ice cream, for instance. Ice cream is good... if you like crap that comes from a pair of cow titties and is thrown into a container with flavoring and other crap that they overprice.

I tell you, I can build my own ice cream for 50 cents. You guys are naive to pay what you pay for ice cream. Moreover, it just sucks and my ice cream is better, with more features.

What else do you guys like? I'm sure it sucks too. You guys are so stopid. Stop picking on me. Just because I don't like ice cream doesn't mean you can write all this stuff that argues with me. Just face it, I'm right. Now shut up and go back to your ice cream if you like it so much. In fact, why don't you just marry your ice cream?

Oh well, hopefully somebody will see how I'm right.

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besson3c · Sep 9, 2005, 08:44 PM

you guys are not responding because you know I'm right.

besson3c · Sep 9, 2005, 08:49 PM

Damnit! This should be in the regular lounge...

How come I never get this right? I suck.

smacintush · Sep 9, 2005, 09:07 PM

F*ck you you f*ckwit. You don't have a f*ckin' clue.

(how's that?)

BlueSky · Sep 9, 2005, 10:18 PM

Ice cream is for pussies. Sherbet rox.

Doofy · Sep 9, 2005, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Really, everything you guys like actually sucks.

I like women.

You are teh loser with no honey.

dampeoples · Sep 9, 2005, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Really, everything you guys like actually sucks. You know I'm right, I'm here to reintroduce you to reality and tell you how it actually is.

I like your mom, you sick bastard.

CRASH HARDDRIVE · Sep 9, 2005, 11:39 PM

You haven't re-written any history yet. How can you call this a Troll thread?

besson3c · Sep 10, 2005, 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

Ice cream is for pussies. Sherbet rox.

Sherbet is expensive and over-rated. I can build better frozen custard, and throw in my own components. You are limited to your closed architecture.

iLikebeer · Sep 10, 2005, 12:57 AM

I eat ice cream to increase demand for milk. More milk means more veal calves are bred to keep milk cows making milk. More veal calves means more widespread and cheaper baby cow for dinner.

So ice cream is good!

besson3c · Sep 10, 2005, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

I like women.

You are teh loser with no honey.

I have the honey. I even have a plastic bear wrapped around my delicious honey. You wouldn't know anything about plastic bears though, all you know about is sponges and sand.

BlueSky · Sep 10, 2005, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Sherbet is expensive and over-rated. I can build better frozen custard, and throw in my own components. You are limited to your closed architecture.

So now you bring custard into the mix? You are quite obviously a custard troll. Custard was foisted upon an unsuspecting public during the ice cream shortage of 1943 in order to placate and mollify a dessertless nation and to create the illusion that cows still had frozen nipples when in reality they were heated up for the war effort.

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

...

I can't quite remember what it was I said, but when I do I will say it again.

DBursey · Sep 10, 2005, 11:31 AM

I'd have something witty and incisive to share, but It'd be over the heads of most MacNNinnies anyways.

DBursey · Sep 10, 2005, 01:33 PM

ha haww!

UNTeMac · Sep 10, 2005, 01:46 PM

As long as you pronounce it "Sher-bert", you're not a tw@t.

Edit: oh yeah, you can all kindly

off. Please.

Artful Dodger · Sep 10, 2005, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by UNTiMac

As long as you pronounce it "Sher-bert", you're not a tw@t.

Edit: oh yeah, you can all kindly

off. Please.

As oppossed to what??? Sherbert and sorbet are different.

besson3c · Sep 10, 2005, 02:23 PM

You guys just don't get it. Good thing you have me here to tell you how it is.

Pendergast · Sep 10, 2005, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Really, everything you guys like actually sucks.

I like you.

Oh well, hopefully somebody will see how I'm right.

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You know you are.

Artful Dodger · Sep 10, 2005, 02:38 PM

Because there is so much to get in this great thread. Besides missing your messiah complex, WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU?

UNTeMac · Sep 10, 2005, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Artful Dodger

As oppossed to what??? Sherbert and sorbet are different.

Sherbet (pronounced "Sherbert") is spelling with a phantom R.

My ice cream is better than yours!

Artful Dodger · Sep 10, 2005, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by UNTiMac

Sherbet (pronounced "Sherbert") is spelling with a phantom R.

My ice cream is better than yours!

*sudden realization of ice cream inferiority complex* I submit your ice cream is better than mine, but my bottle of grey goose is better than both!

besson3c · Sep 10, 2005, 05:59 PM

damnit.. I really wanted James to read this thread so that I could troll his ass. Can we move this thread to the regular lounge?

nredman · Sep 10, 2005, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I want to see if I can create a thread that will last 239482390 pages.... without further ado:

Really, everything you guys like actually sucks. You know I'm right, I'm here to reintroduce you to reality and tell you how it actually is.

Take ice cream, for instance. Ice cream is good... if you like crap that comes from a pair of cow titties and is thrown into a container with flavoring and other crap that they overprice.

I tell you, I can build my own ice cream for 50 cents. You guys are naive to pay what you pay for ice cream. Moreover, it just sucks and my ice cream is better, with more features.

What else do you guys like? I'm sure it sucks too. You guys are so stopid. Stop picking on me. Just because I don't like ice cream doesn't mean you can write all this stuff that argues with me. Just face it, I'm right. Now shut up and go back to your ice cream if you like it so much. In fact, why don't you just marry your ice cream?

Oh well, hopefully somebody will see how I'm right.

brick:

brick: :brick

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don't take the internet so seriously

Artful Dodger · Sep 10, 2005, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I want to see if I can create a thread that will last 239482390 pages.... without further ado:

Really, everything you guys like actually sucks. You know I'm right, I'm here to reintroduce you to reality and tell you how it actually is.

Take ice cream, for instance. Ice cream is good... if you like crap that comes from a pair of cow titties and is thrown into a container with flavoring and other crap that they overprice.

I tell you, I can build my own ice cream for 50 cents. You guys are naive to pay what you pay for ice cream. Moreover, it just sucks and my ice cream is better, with more features.

What else do you guys like? I'm sure it sucks too. You guys are so stopid. Stop picking on me. Just because I don't like ice cream doesn't mean you can write all this stuff that argues with me. Just face it, I'm right. Now shut up and go back to your ice cream if you like it so much. In fact, why don't you just marry your ice cream?

Oh well, hopefully somebody will see how I'm right.

brick:

brick: :brick

brick::

besson3c · Sep 10, 2005, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by nredman

don't take the internet so seriously

You do know that this isn't serious, don't you?

besson3c · Sep 10, 2005, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Artful Dodger

That looks like the clown that your mama cheated on with.

Okay, this thread is no longer trolling, but now simply trash talking. I guess my trolling kind of sucks, we didn't get very far in this thread, did we? I'm no James029324, I guess...

Artful Dodger · Sep 11, 2005, 12:47 AM

besson...you are a strange person. I think you need some fresh air and daylight. Real human interaction is good too. Au revoir, mon ami.

loki74 · Sep 11, 2005, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by Artful Dodger

besson...you are a strange person. I think you need some fresh air and daylight. Real human interaction is good too. Au revoir, mon ami.

He's making fun of James9490, who is an MS fanboy who started trolling about Mighty Mouse in the lounge. Major asshat, that one.

Besson, I must say, it is pretty funny how accurately you re-created exactly what this guy was saying, except about ice cream!!

Maybe he got a clue and left? *shrug*

Artful Dodger · Sep 11, 2005, 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by loki74

He's making fun of James9490, who is an MS fanboy who started trolling about Mighty Mouse in the lounge. Major asshat, that one.

Besson, I must say, it is pretty funny how accurately you re-created exactly what this guy was saying, except about ice cream!!

Maybe he got a clue and left? *shrug*

I am aware of this james guy. Besson and I have had a general push and tug on another thread and it's spilled over into this one. My posts relate more to the latter than the former. No harm. It's over. All is well. As for impresentation, hands down, Besson is #1. He also does a great Kanye West.

mojo2 · Sep 11, 2005, 06:16 AM

Originally Posted by DBursey

I'd have something witty and incisive to share, but It'd be over the heads of most MacNNinnies anyways.

Not quite as funny as BlueSky's post but DAMNED clever!

Is "MacNNinnies" pronounced with 4 syllables as MAC-N-NIN-IES?

Or 3 syllables as, MAC-NNIN-IES?

mojo2 · Sep 11, 2005, 06:30 AM

Sundance Natural Foods is a traditional natural food store operating in a single location on the south side of Eugene, Oregon since 1971.
http://sundancenaturalfoods.com/
http://www.efn.org/~sundance/BGH.html

Cows on Drugs is Utterly Unnecessary!

What is it? Recombinant bovine somatotrophin (rBST, also known as BGH) is a synthetic, genetically engineered version of natural cow growth hormone. It is designed to increase milk production.

Is it identical to the natural hormone? No. It is a protein that seems to be functionally identical to its natural counterpart, yet it actually differs in that a few of the amino acids in the chain are different.

Does it affect the health of cows? Yes. Seven years of studies done by Monsanto, the company who developed BGH, showed an increase of mastitis, an inflammation of the mammary glands, by almost 80%. In addition, cows treated with BGH suffer suppressed immune systems and decreased fertility.

Does it affect the composition of milk? There have been no long-term studies on the content of synthetically stimulated cow's milk. An 80% increase in mastitis means that more antibiotics (used to treat mastitis) inevitably find their way into the milk. A US Food and Drug Administration report states that "BGH treatment produces an increase in the concentration of insulin-like factor-1 (IGF-1) in cows' milk." IGF-1 is known to cause glucose intolerance and hypertension, and a disease called acromegaly - an enlargement of the hands, feet, nose and chin.

Is that all? No. Even if there were no health concerns associated with the use of BGH, there are still very good reasons to oppose its use. Chief among them is that BGH is a direct threat to the small dairy farmer. The Congressional Office of Technology Assessment predicts that widespread use of BGH could put 30% of all dairy farmers out of business. This would occur because an increase in our nation's milk supply would suppress the price of milk enough to make dairy farming unprofitable for most small dairy farmers. Another effect of more milk would be a cost to taxpayers of nearly $1 billion per year to buy up milk surpluses.

Is there rBST in my dairy products? It is highly unlikely because the use of BST is not yet widely spread. At Sundance, our milk and yogurt suppliers have made a commitment to not use milk produced with the use of rBST. We are still soliciting a similar commitment from our cheese suppliers. We will do everything we can to insure that all of our dairy products are BGH-free. One of our dairy suppliers, Stonyfield Farms Yogurt, has gone a step further. They have established a program to pay their dairies a cash premium for providing them rBST-free milk.

We have discontinued Häagen-Dazs ice cream because they refused to assure us that the milk they use is BGH-free.

Y3a · Sep 11, 2005, 08:15 AM

frozen custard is better.

bradoesch · Sep 11, 2005, 08:41 AM

Frosty Prost

besson3c · Sep 11, 2005, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Artful Dodger

I am aware of this james guy. Besson and I have had a general push and tug on another thread and it's spilled over into this one. My posts relate more to the latter than the former. No harm. It's over. All is well. As for impresentation, hands down, Besson is #1. He also does a great Kanye West.

What was our push and tug about? The parody pic, or writing messages with squeezable mustard on your butt?

Either way you answer that question, you say I'm strange because you are so locked into your way of doing things, you can't see the forest for the trees. Did you know that I could build my own mustard and upgrade it later for a fraction of the cost you buy your overpriced, proprietary mustard? Plus, my mustard, and everything else is better than you.

You guys need a reality check.

besson3c · Sep 11, 2005, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by mojo2

Sundance Natural Foods is a traditional natural food store operating in a single location on the south side of Eugene, Oregon since 1971.
http://sundancenaturalfoods.com/
http://www.efn.org/~sundance/BGH.html

*yawn* boring. You really don't get it, do you? You are so locked into your natural foods.

BlueSky · Sep 11, 2005, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Plus, my mustard, and everything else is better than you.

First it was custard, now it's mustard. Well custardmustard boy, you've run out of rhymes. And "bustered" doesn't count.

You obviously have nothing to back up the claims behind your condiments and desserts, so just switch to carrots and get it over with.

Artful Dodger · Sep 11, 2005, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

What was our push and tug about? The parody pic, or writing messages with squeezable mustard on your butt?

Either way you answer that question, you say I'm strange because you are so locked into your way of doing things, you can't see the forest for the trees. Did you know that I could build my own mustard and upgrade it later for a fraction of the cost you buy your overpriced, proprietary mustard? Plus, my mustard, and everything else is better than you.

You guys need a reality check.

...no need to get philosophical on me, confucious. It's got nothing to do with my openness. But it's obvious your better half ran down your mother's left thigh or butt cheek (speaking of), depending on how you were conceived. I'm done wasting time with you. and yes YAWN is right.

besson3c · Sep 11, 2005, 03:46 PM

What kind of carrots do you guys eat? I bet you are limited to buying those bags of baby carrots at the supermarket. I can grow my own carrots that are better than your baby carrots, and they are better designed with more features.

turtle777 · Sep 12, 2005, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

I suck.

Seconded.

-t

mojo2 · Sep 12, 2005, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by BlueSky

First it was custard, now it's mustard. Well custardmustard boy, you've run out of rhymes. And "bustered" doesn't count.

You obviously have nothing to back up the claims behind your condiments and desserts, so just switch to carrots and get it over with.

Oops! I thought these three were WEINERS!

Boy am I flustered!

mojo2 · Sep 12, 2005, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by Artful Dodger

...no need to get philosophical on me, confucious. It's got nothing to do with my openness. But it's obvious your better half ran down your mother's left thigh or butt cheek (speaking of), depending on how you were conceived. I'm done wasting time with you. and yes YAWN is right.

That's pretty funny, Artful!