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voodoo · 09:59 PM

GoArmy.com > Chat with a Recruiter > Chat Overview

Yes Victoria, here you can enter a chatroom for free to talk to people who *have to* talk to you. Not only are they payed to do so, but they'd ensure themselves hours of potato peeling if they don't!!

The US Army has all claws out. Is it really that hard to get new recruits, or have they always been this creative? Oh well.. I'm not signing up, but it was fun chatting with the recruiter!

The catch is some of them look like this:

(my advice is: cut down on the coffee and get a more calm place to work at)

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Spliffdaddy · Aug 21, 2006, 09:58 PM

The only times the US military didn't meet their recruitment goals was during the Clinton administration.

Americans are willing to go to war - but unwilling to be led by a womanizing pansy-ass during peacetime.

I noticed that France is 'donating' about 400 troops to the UN's mission in Lebanon.

Wonder where the other 14,600 troops will come from?

Canada?

Wasn't France *the* primary negotiator of the ceasefire?

Reckon France can move their lips and warm chairs - but when it comes to actually doing something they run and hide.

voodoo · Aug 21, 2006, 10:08 PM

Speak of the.. Tennessian..

Here she is, your local gal, straight from Milan, TN:

(my advice: take it easy on the fried chicken)

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Spliffdaddy · Aug 21, 2006, 10:12 PM

I've seen uglier French women.

voodoo · Aug 21, 2006, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

Wonder where the other 14,600 troops will come from?

Hoo-Hah, last time you did fine with 14 000 and all by yourselves.

Either way, this time it is Israel's mess and somos demasido cansados por ayudar los yanquis otra vez.

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voodoo · Aug 21, 2006, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

I've seen uglier French women.

I have seen more pretty American women. I know they exist. One or two at least.

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TETENAL · Aug 21, 2006, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

The only times the US military didn't meet their recruitment goals was during the Clinton administration.

Army, Marines miss recruiting goals again - U.S. News - MSNBC.com
Army's Recruiting Lowest in Years

Spliffdaddy · Aug 21, 2006, 10:17 PM

OK, so if France could only recruit 7,000 Frenchmen in order to save France itself in 1940 - I doubt they will cough up 400 to save southern Lebanon.

Spliffdaddy · Aug 21, 2006, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by TETENAL

Army, Marines miss recruiting goals again - U.S. News - MSNBC.com
Army's Recruiting Lowest in Years

Like I was saying, they met their goals.

voodoo · Aug 21, 2006, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

The only times the US military didn't meet their recruitment goals was during the Clinton administration.

...and the Bush administration. 43, not 41.

Either way, your army seems to need all sorts of tricks to get people to join up to kill other people. See, people seem to be having such a hard time to buy the story that they're going to defend America or some crap. That's why those who are really into the business just train in the army and get hired by Blackwater or some other mercenary corp.

What has the army got to offer? I say draft the Americans again!!!

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Spliffdaddy · Aug 21, 2006, 10:22 PM

Hell yeah! I support a draft.

This present generation of young adults are a bunch of pantywaists.

voodoo · Aug 21, 2006, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

Hell yeah! I support a draft.

This present generation of young adults are a bunch of pantywaists.

Of course!

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Spliffdaddy · Aug 21, 2006, 10:27 PM

OK, so I was chatting with 'Vicky' on the recruiter website thingy.

Those are, indeed, 36 D's. She likes candlelight dinners, skinnydipping, and "nooners".

She said if I committed to a 4-year enlistment, that she would make sure I'd be in the frontlines against France - when we finally have to kick their asses.

hyteckit · Aug 21, 2006, 10:57 PM

Here is my recruiter:

Why is it all women? Not that I mind.

ironknee · Aug 21, 2006, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

Hell yeah! I support a draft.

This present generation of young adults are a bunch of pantywaists.

"we need another vietnam to thin out this generation." bart

ebuddy · Aug 22, 2006, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by hyteckit

Here is my recruiter:

Why is it all women? Not that I mind.

Dang! Sign me up!!!

ebuddy · Aug 22, 2006, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

OK, so I was chatting with 'Vicky' on the recruiter website thingy.

Those are, indeed, 36 D's. She likes candlelight dinners, skinnydipping, and "nooners".

She said if I committed to a 4-year enlistment, that she would make sure I'd be in the frontlines against France - when we finally have to kick their asses.

You gotta stop man I'm rolling around on the floor.