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William Shatner Roast - Horrible (Big Images)
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Anyone see the William Shatner Roast? What a piece of crap. I was going to save it on DVD, but I didn't even see the ending it was so horrible.
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Yeah, it was pretty bad. Most of the roasters barely got around to even talking about Shatner. Ben Stiller's bit was pretty good though.
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Wrong lounge?
(And I thought it was ok, excluding Farah Fawcett and Andy Dick. Though it would have been more appropriately named the Roast of George Takei and William Shatner)
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Where are the big images?
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Wrong lounge?
Maybe not. This thread still might turn into a gay/christian flamefest. Just wait...
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Maybe not. This thread still might turn into a gay/christian flamefest. Just wait...
No taking shortcuts. We gotta earn our way into the lounge.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Where are the big images?
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Hey, no shortcuts, remember ?
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Maybe not. This thread still might turn into a gay/christian flamefest. Just wait...
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Let's get it started:
It's gay/christian day at MacNN!
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^ hehe.
Kevin Pollack was funny. His impression of Shatner is dead-on.
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You know eric, there is another group that burns crosses...
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Originally Posted by xi_hyperon
^ hehe.
Kevin Pollack was funny. His impression of Shatner is dead-on.
Did Pollack even perform?
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Holy giant Hoff, Batman!
Oh, and yeah, most roasts these days are terrible. I didn't even bother.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Where are the big images?
I think it's best to include it in all titles just in case someone wants to include a big image. I had planned on editing my post with an image, but hadn't gotten around to it.
It's a rule, and I just want to make sure everyone doesn't have to worry about their image.
I guess the last 2 people on the planet with dialup need to be warned.
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There are more reasons to object to large images that just dialup speed. Heck, I can think of a couple dozen reasons to object to the one earlier in this thread.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
There are more reasons to object to large images that just dialup speed. Heck, I can think of a couple dozen reasons to object to the one earlier in this thread.
hehehehe
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I saw it and I agree: It was sh^t.
Why did everyone discuss Andy Dlckhead's gayness so much? 
It was like an Andy Dlckhead roast or something. Then Dlckhead went around licking everyone's faces. 
It was a roast about being gay, to be frank. They should have put George Takei and Dlckhead in a shed out back and the roast would have been much better.
It really sucked.
The best monologue came from Shatner himself, period. The rest of it was just ruined by lame gay jokes and Andy Dlckhead's antics.
Lastly, WTF with Farrah Fawcett? Why was she there? And Betty White?
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BEST ROAST EVER
Betty White was awesome.
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I didn't even know there was going to be a roast of Shatner. Considering how much fun he pokes at himself in the last several years, that sort of thing would have promise-not just the "OK, I'll sit here while people say dumb things about me" kind of roast (remember the TV series with the Friars Club roasts? Brilliant stuff, but not all the "guests of honor" were thrilled with the experience).
So what channel was it on?
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It was on Comedy Central. Andy Dick got in trouble after it for biting a reporter.
KOOKY comedian Andy Dick went bonkers at the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner on Sunday night - licking the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt before biting Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller on the hand during a bizarre backstage meltdown.
Dick's face-licking frenzy began after Oswalt made a crack about the scraggly star's rollerskate-licking turn in Jessica Simpson's video, "A Public Affair." Dick retaliated by unleashing his tongue on Oswalt's face before turning it on Fawcett, Fisher and "Star Trek" actress Nichelle Nichols during the taping at the Radford CBS Studio in Studio City, Calif.
Backstage at the after-party, a drunken Dick groped an appalled Stadtmiller, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and finally bit her hand.
"Baby please," Dick repeated six times. "Put in something nice," he said after urinating in front of the horrified journalist in his dressing room and offering her cocaine.
"They're so mean," he ranted. "I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster . . . I just want to have fun, baby please."
Dick, who performed his roast routine dressed in full Trekkie regalia, said that he downed two vodka cranberries to give him the courage to talk to fellow roaster Fawcett - of whom he said, "I'm going to [bleep] the [bleep] out of. Put that in Page 6, 7 and 8, that's how big my [bleep] is."
Explaining to Stadtmiller why he urinated in front of her, Dick said, "You know why I don't close the door? Because then people think I'm doing drugs, and I want you to know I'm just normal."
And why did Dick go on his licking spree? "I was doing it because I was desperately trying to tie the show together like a fisherman with tuna, and you're a little piece of fresh tuna," Dick told Stadtmiller. "But thanks for asking. Do you want me to lick your face now?"
No, Stadtmiller said - "but he can pay for that tetanus shot," she told us. Dick's camp had no comment.
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I have no idea whether the dude is gay (my guess is ac/dc) but he always goes apeshit when the gay jokes start getting made.
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Originally Posted by demograph68
BEST ROAST EVER
Betty White was awesome.
Yeah, she was tops. Devastating.
and ghporter, it was on Comedy Central. I didn't make it all the way through.
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Originally Posted by demograph68
Betty White was awesome.
People forget she was part of a few Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
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Originally Posted by what_the_heck
Maybe not. This thread still might turn into a gay/christian flamefest. Just wait...
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Now you are starting to scare me with how eager you are for threads to go in that direction. Will you be the next Salty?
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Originally Posted by demograph68
BEST ROAST EVER
Betty White was awesome.
It's good to hear she's still on top of her game. She's one of the funniest people alive. I can remember seeing her on Carson, getting him going.
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I saw about 5 minutes of it. Farrah Fawcett is DISGUSTING and absolutely out of her mind. Ben Stiller, on the other hand, did a great job. I laughed out loud at his bit, but turned it off very quickly once Farrah got up there.
I think the more interesting part would've been Any Dick's backstage antics.
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
I saw about 5 minutes of it. Farrah Fawcett is DISGUSTING and absolutely out of her mind.
Hard to believe she was once attractive. And why did they let her up there when she has the I.Q. of a flea and no ability to be funny.
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Originally Posted by Landos Mustache
Now you are starting to scare me with how eager you are for threads to go in that direction. Will you be the next Salty?
Nah. Nothing to worry about / look forward to.
It's just an insider remark, because eric started posting his lil pic in other threads.
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Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -
Interesting...
I made the list. 
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
Interesting...
Your grandchildren will be proud.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Your grandchildren will be proud.
I won't let them close to the MacNN forums. 
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G.W. III will have declared us part of the Axis of Evil by then. And he'd be right.
Edit: Once the forum overhaul is complete, Tooki will declare himself Count and seek to solidify his position as one of the strongest Mac Forums on the net by seeking nuclear weapons from Klerpakistan. Count Tooki will be regarded as one of the most kooki admin on the net and a price will be put on his head by the C.I.A. When the forum members solidify under his eccentric rule, G.W. III will declare us part of the Axis of Evil
Edit2: Bored at work.
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Originally Posted by Dakar
Edit2: Bored at work.
LOL
Whodathunkit...
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