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Al Qaeda says we have to convert to ISLAM!!!!!!
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/5309376.stm
 Give me the 72 virgins first and then I'll decide if I want to join a religion that kills and oppresses thousands of its own followers all around the world every week and blames it all on intelligent modern people aka modern secular nations.
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Originally Posted by Obi Wan's Ghost
I heard they're a terrorist group and they might have had something to do with 9/11 too.
Seriously, Al Quada must love this. All they have to do is say something involving Islam and they get to watch the right get their panties in a wad.
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Originally Posted by D. S. Troyer
What kind?
Of panties? Hell if I know. Probably pink ones.
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Imagine if the US wanted it's citizens to abide by only one one religion and it moral beleifs and....wait...ummm..ohhh
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Al Qaeda is so cute when it's upset.
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Originally Posted by goMac
Of panties? Hell if I know. Probably pink ones.
Mmmmm.
Peace be with you.
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Originally Posted by goMac
Of panties? Hell if I know. Probably pink ones.
Pink ones? No way. They'd be either white or Red, White and Blue. Nothing less.
The pink ones are for the Leftwing pansie a$$
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Originally Posted by Obi Wan's Ghost
BBC NEWS | Middle East | Al-Qaeda calls on US to convert
 Give me the 72 virgins first and then I'll decide if I want to join a religion that kills and oppresses thousands of its own followers all around the world every week and blames it all on intelligent modern people aka modern secular nations.
This is my reply to those hatefull devil worshipers .

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Americans have infiltrated Al Quaeda.
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Originally Posted by stevesnj
Imagine if the US wanted it's citizens to abide by only one one religion and it moral beleifs and....wait...ummm..ohhh
That's a really intelligent comment. . . oh, wait. . .
As for the tape, it's a case of yet another home grown Islamic terrorist. Interestingly, he appears to be a convert to Islam - his father's name is Pearlman.
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Originally Posted by Big Mac
That's a really intelligent comment. . . oh, wait. . .
As for the tape, it's a case of yet another home grown Islamic terrorist. Interestingly, he appears to be a convert to Islam - his father's name is Pearlman.
Good thing racial profiling would have caught him! Oh wait...
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He does look like an Arab, though, and he took an Arab name as well.  You lose, goMac, every single time.
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Originally Posted by Big Mac
He does look like an Arab, though, and he took an Arab name as well.  You lose, goMac, every single time.
Not really.
Loose the scarf and I bet he'd look pretty damn white.
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That still was from years ago. Look at the new tape and you'll see what I mean.
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Originally Posted by goMac
Loose the scarf and I bet he'd look pretty damn white.
And sure enough...WOW!!!!!1!!

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But I just finished converting to Scientology! 
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OK, serious bit of stuff time.
The offer to convert is usually their way of giving their enemies a last chance before something goes down. This makes it right in the eyes of their mood god.
So maybe there's another attack coming in the near future?
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Oh. And what they didn't tell you about the virgins is that they're all hairy-backed bear-like males. Called Bubba.
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You mean another botched attempt? I've never had any doubt.
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 I meant convert to Sh!t or Sunny muslims.  Then we could still fight.  Wearing pink panties over our heads instead of ragtops.
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Wouldn't *that* be cool?
And whenever our lives aren't going so well - we can just blame Westerners!
I'm still not sure how we'll keep up with all the current jihads. Must be thousands of them by now.
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Not to defend those idiots but I still have to ask.
Where does he say that you "have to convert to Islam"?
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Originally Posted by Sayf-Allah
Not to defend those idiots but I still have to ask.
Where does he say that you "have to convert to Islam"?
Where the caveman with medieval beliefs threatens non-Muslims with pain in "...this world and the next".
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Originally Posted by Obi Wan's Ghost
Where the caveman with medieval beliefs threatens non-Muslims with pain in "...this world and the next".
Isn't "pain in this world and the next" similar to the threat used to convince non-Christians to convert to Christianity?
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Originally Posted by Obi Wan's Ghost
Where the caveman with medieval beliefs threatens non-Muslims with pain in "...this world and the next".
I must have missed that part of the article. Could you show me where in the article it states that?
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Originally Posted by Sayf-Allah
I must have missed that part of the article. Could you show me where in the article it states that?
He indeed asked the US and the americans to convert and accept the light of truth or at the very least to keep out "their poison from our lands":
"To Americans and the rest of Christendom we say, either repent [your] misguided ways and enter into the light of truth or keep your poison to yourself," he said in English on the new tape.
"But whatever you do don't attempt to spread your misery and misguidance to our lands," he added.
"Ignorance" of Islam "causes the people of the West to rapturously applaud when Israel perpetrates wholesale slaughter of Muslims in Lebanon and Palestine," he added.
So it's a "convert or at least keep your misguided ideologies to yourself"-call.
Basically Al-Qaeda wants to force the US to stop its attempts to further promote secularism in the islamic world, either by converting the US to Islam or by convincing the US to retreat its hegenomic influence from the islamic world.
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Originally Posted by Taliesin
He indeed asked the US and the americans to convert and accept the light of truth or at the very least to keep out "their poison from our lands":
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Just about 99% of outlets include the threat:
To Americans and the rest of Christendom, we say either repent (your) misguided ways and enter into the light of truth or keep your poison to yourself and suffer the consequences in this world and the next" Gadahn said in English.
Emphasis on the last part. He says if we don't convert and keep our 'poisonous' freedom and secularism to ourselves we will suffer the consequences in THIS world and the fantasy next. He has threatened us even if we keep our way of life to ourselves.
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So they're basically admitting that Christians and Muslims will share the same Heaven - or Hell.
So what's the bloody point in converting to Islam?
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phh. im not converting, even if im not religous.
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Originally Posted by Obi Wan's Ghost
Just about 99% of outlets include the threat:
Emphasis on the last part. He says if we don't convert and keep our 'poisonous' freedom and secularism to ourselves we will suffer the consequences in THIS world and the fantasy next. He has threatened us even if we keep our way of life to ourselves.
Do you have a link to the whole "speech" he gave? Because from that quote he could just as well mean that if the US (and the Christian World) don't stop attacking the ME etc then they will "suffer the consequences in this world and the next".
Could you give me a link to the whole "speech" he gave? Just to clarify what this idiot said. Thanks. 
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I notice the the "American convert" is from California.
That makes 2 now that have gotten airtime.
When the islamists come to forceably convert me, I'll have a surprise for them.
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Originally Posted by Sayf-Allah
Do you have a link to the whole "speech" he gave?
Have you forgotten how to use the internet or is this your way of wasting my time trying to convince you a violent myth believing asshole is a violent myth believing asshole?
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Originally Posted by Obi Wan's Ghost
Have you forgotten how to use the internet or is this your way of wasting my time trying to convince you a violent myth believing asshole is a violent myth believing asshole?
No, I'm just asking you to back up your claim. I guess as usual you'll continue to spread the hatred inside you instead.
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When the islamists come to forceably convert me, I'll have a surprise for them.

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Originally Posted by Obi Wan's Ghost
Just about 99% of outlets include the threat:
Emphasis on the last part. He says if we don't convert and keep our 'poisonous' freedom and secularism to ourselves we will suffer the consequences in THIS world and the fantasy next. He has threatened us even if we keep our way of life to ourselves.
Yes, that makes sense, according to Al-Qaeeda and most islamistic ideologies at some time in the future God will punish the secular states and people in this life and in the next.
What Al-Qaeeda and most islamists want to prevent is that the islamic societies become secular, too, and therefore according to them equally losing their salvation and be punished for it in this life and definitely in the next.
The islamists have spotted european colonialism as spreading secularism in the islamic world and after european colonialism vanished, the Soviet-Union tried it according to them, and after the Soviet-Union vanished, the US is according to them the last threat trying to spread secularism.
Secularism means to them the forgetting of God, his laws and orders, and the afterlife..., and instead focusing all efforts and spirits on this life in order to get the best out of it financially and otherwise, ie. seeking heaven/paradise now... and not after death.
They see the breaking of family-bonds, the criminal-rate, the moral decline, the overemphasise of the individual at the cost of the community and the following egoism and egocentrism as proof for the evil of secularism, and want to start a revolution to roll that evil back from the islamic world before it is completely transformed like the west already is.
It's important to understand the logic and ideology behind Al-Qaeeda and most islamists, which at the same time also helps to understand the conflict known as War on Terror, which should really be defined as "Secularism vs. political religion"-conflict.
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So, aside from the central premise of your message, you claim that the radical Islamists are not committed to forcibly instituting Sharia on global scale?
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So, aside from the central premise of your message, you claim that the radical Islamists are not committed to forcibly instituting Sharia on global scale?
To turn the whole world into an islamic world is definitely their longterm-goal, and that desire has the logic that according to them muslims have the best opportunity of not getting into hell, since according to them christianity and judaism have given in to secularism and severed their ties of salvation.
But while turning the whole world to Islam is a longterm goal, their current goal is saving the islamic world from secularism.
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Glad to see you posting here again, Taliesin.
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Originally Posted by Taliesin
…which at the same time also helps to understand the conflict known as War on Terror, which should really be defined as "Secularism vs. political religion"-conflict.
No, actually the War on Terror™ should be defined as one fundamentalist group fighting the other over who gets to force their d0uchebag ideology down the throats of everybody else on the planet.
Meanwhile, somebody else in a far away country is opposed to liberalism at univeristies as well…
How much do you want to bet he too is pushing the whole "Evolution is just a theoooooooory" bullsh1t!

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Originally Posted by Kr0nos
That doesn't surprise me at all, Iran's president is also an islamist although a shia-islamist and therefore an enemy of sunni-islamists like Al-Qaeeda, but on the ideology-ground they share the same view that secularism is an evil with which the devil tries to bring humanity to forget God, judgment day and afterlife, categorized by them on nearly the same level as polytheism.
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Do you think it's a coincidence that radical Muslims are pushing for the same anti-liberal, backwards policies as their American fundamentalist counterparts in the WOT?
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Originally Posted by Kr0nos
Do you think it's a coincidence that radical Muslims are pushing for the same anti-liberal, backwards policies as their American fundamentalist counterparts in the WOT?
They basically share the same ideology, that's true.
Just watch Power of Nightmares for a good comparison.
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Originally Posted by Kr0nos
Do you think it's a coincidence that radical Muslims are pushing for the same anti-liberal, backwards policies as their American fundamentalist counterparts in the WOT?
Could you elaborate and be more specific?
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Originally Posted by Taliesin
Could you elaborate and be more specific?
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I just find it peculiar that at the beginning of the 21st century, we, essentially, have two factions heavily opposed to liberalism and the achievements of the enlightenment, yet both of them insist that their "main goals" are to convert 95% of the people (I assume here that most non-radical muslims are in favor of religious freedom) on the planet to their respective beliefsystem, and that they are fighting a "just war".
I wonder if Al-Qaeda and other Islamic fundamentalists are currently aware of the culture wars going on in the West, and if their long-term strategy doesn't in some way involve the "harnessing" of these anti-secular sentiments.
OTOH, wouldn't a war on terrorism be much more effective if one tried to actually strengthen and expand on humanist and liberal philosophies in the east and the west? Or, in other words, - why are fundamentalists all over the world gaining success in their relentless war on the majority of humans?
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