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marden · Oct 20, 2006, 02:42 AM

What Would You Do If A Real Jihadist Posted Openly Here?

Suppose a poster plainly came right out and said something like the following?

As an Islamic-born Nazi, I feel that it is our duty to destroy the Jewish World; opressors of the free. Mohammed taught his followers to struggle for the good of the Muslim community. Of his pillars is struggle called jihad. Islam teaches that the duty of jihad should be fulfilled by the heart, the tongue, and the sword. Jihad of the sword is waging wars against unbelievers, and enemies of Islam.

What would you do? How would you respond?

- - e r i k - - · Oct 20, 2006, 02:51 AM

Troll™

marden · Oct 20, 2006, 03:08 AM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

Troll™

Are you saying you think I am trolling?

Are you saying you think that a person who posted a message such as I highlighted was likely trolling?

subego · Oct 20, 2006, 03:14 AM

Originally Posted by marden

What would you do? How would you respond?

I think you need to elaborate on this scenario in order to lead us towards the type of answer you want.

I keep coming up with realistic answers like "wait for him to get banned".

Nicko · Oct 20, 2006, 03:16 AM

respond with a

and a

and feel comforted knowing that hte evil terrorists are smart enough to use Apple.

hyteckit · Oct 20, 2006, 03:50 AM

marden wrote:

As an Christian-born Nazi, I feel that it is our duty to destroy the Muslim World; oppressors of the free. Jesus taught his followers to struggle for the good of the Christian community. Of his pillars is struggle called self-sacrifice. Christianity teaches that the duty of self-sacrifice should be fulfilled by the body, the mind, and the spirit. Self-sacrifice is willingly give up one's life as a martyr, waging war against the unbelievers, and enemies of Christianity.

marden · Oct 20, 2006, 03:56 AM

Originally Posted by hyteckit

marden wrote:

marden · Oct 20, 2006, 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by Nicko

respond with a

and a

and feel comforted knowing that hte evil terrorists are smart enough to use Apple.

Does that mean you want them to have the best computers so they can more efficiently do their computing?

Nicko · Oct 20, 2006, 04:07 AM

Originally Posted by hyteckit

marden wrote:

Well we already know this, what's his point anyway?

Taliesin · Oct 20, 2006, 04:16 AM

Originally Posted by marden

What Would You Do If A Real Jihadist Posted Openly Here?

Suppose a poster plainly came right out and said something like the following?

What would you do? How would you respond?

Uh, an islamic born Nazi? Some people are truly sick.

Taliesin

Mark Larr · Oct 20, 2006, 07:46 AM

The jihadist islamofascists do post here.

They are called liberals and journalists.

Dakar² · Oct 20, 2006, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by Mark Larr

The jihadist islamofascists do post here.

They are called liberals and journalists.

Klever.

Wiskedjak · Oct 20, 2006, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by marden

What Would You Do If A Real Jihadist Posted Openly Here?

Are you suggesting that all the people here you've accused of being jihadists were wrongly accused?

Zeeb · Oct 20, 2006, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by marden

What Would You Do If A Real Jihadist Posted Openly Here?

Suppose a poster plainly came right out and said something like the following?

What would you do? How would you respond?

I would respond to his comments as if the "real" jihadist was authentic. If one does show up here, it's probably marden trying to pass the time.

voodoo · Oct 20, 2006, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by marden

What Would You Do If A Real Jihadist Posted Openly Here?

Suppose a poster plainly came right out and said something like the following?

What would you do? How would you respond?

OMG I would panic and put plastic cover overy my windows and cower under my desk.

Then I'd find you and slap you silly for wasting our time with crap like this again.

V

Sayf-Allah · Oct 20, 2006, 08:52 AM

I thought I was the MacNN jihadist......

...... no respect around here........

Dork. · Oct 20, 2006, 08:53 AM

Spliffdaddy's next character should be a jihadist islamofascist.

Nicko · Oct 20, 2006, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by Sayf-Allah

I thought I was the MacNN jihadist......

...... no respect around here........

Do you own one of these by any chance?

If so, you could be a terrorist.

Nicko · Oct 20, 2006, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Dork.

Spliffdaddy's next character should be a jihadist islamofascist.

How about jihadi-islamofascist-peacenik-nazi-surrender-monkey

Zeeb · Oct 20, 2006, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Sayf-Allah

I thought I was the MacNN jihadist......

...... no respect around here........

I'm afraid you're not extremist enough and far too rational. Why don't you delcare a holy war? That should make for interesting conversation.

Atheist · Oct 20, 2006, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by marden

What Would You Do If A Real Jihadist Posted Openly Here?

Suppose a poster plainly came right out and said something like the following?

What would you do? How would you respond?

I would yawn, scratch my ass and move on...nothing to see here...

besson3c · Oct 20, 2006, 09:16 AM

OH NO!

There could be jihadists among us!

Abe's/Dwight Shroot's scary list of things to be afraid of:

- Foreign agents
- Jihadist children with a MySpace page
- Jihadist octopuses
- Jihadist hip-hop artists
- Disguised Jihadists among us

We need some pictures and some instructions on how to identify jihadists... I'll go get my binoculars and a pad of paper.

Kevin · Oct 20, 2006, 09:27 AM

All the posts that responded to his main post. Not one attempted to answer the question in a honest way.

But instead decided to go the ad-hominem condescending sarcasm way.

Way to show us conservatives how to do it.

Now most of us know WHY you don't want to answer the question seriously. So why not just ignore the thread?

That seems to be a trend in this forum. If someone posts something another group doesn't like, treat that person with contempt and it will somehow make the post go away I guess.

Dakar² · Oct 20, 2006, 09:34 AM

Uh, you didn't address the thread either.

Kevin · Oct 20, 2006, 09:36 AM

I never said I wasn't guilty of it as well. I did say "IN THIS FORUM" and not "LIBERALS IN THIS FORUM"

I surely hope you don't think I have never done it. But it has been happening a lot lately. By the same people.

Besides, I am sure marden knows how *I* feel about the matter.

Sayf-Allah · Oct 20, 2006, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by Nicko

Do you own one of these by any chance?

If so, you could be a terrorist.

Oh yes I do! Now be afraid!

Dakar² · Oct 20, 2006, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

But it has been happening a lot lately. By the same people.

I think Marden has hit saturation on the forum. It's same ol' same ol'

As for his fans, his posts aren't even clever or entertaining anymore.

BRussell · Oct 20, 2006, 09:39 AM

What would I do? I'd put the jihadist in a thread with a neocon and then lock the thread so neither can get out. The world would be a better place.

Sayf-Allah · Oct 20, 2006, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Zeeb

I'm afraid you're not extremist enough and far too rational. Why don't you delcare a holy war? That should make for interesting conversation.

I shall hereby declare a holy war on ...................... damn, can't think of anything at the moment.

You're right. I'm not a very good Jihadist.

Troll · Oct 20, 2006, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

I think Marden has hit saturation on the forum. It's same ol' same ol'

Wiskedjak · Oct 20, 2006, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Not one attempted to answer the question in a honest way.

There are no honest answers for dishonest questions.

Kevin · Oct 20, 2006, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

I think Marden has hit saturation on the forum. It's same ol' same ol'

As for his fans, his posts aren't even clever or entertaining anymore.

Then ignore his threads

BTW there is nothing wrong with this thread. Again I can see why certain people don't want to answer his question.

Kevin · Oct 20, 2006, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Wiskedjak

There are no honest answers for dishonest questions.

He was hypothetically speaking. Tell me wisk, how can someone hypothetically speaking say dishonest things? Esp when such things are based on a "what if"

But tell me, what was dishonest in his post?

Dakar² · Oct 20, 2006, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Then ignore his threads

I have been the past day and a half. I might have posted a response to him a handful of times at most.

Kevin · Oct 20, 2006, 10:14 AM

I wasn't pointing you out Dakar. I was speaking to ALL of mar's fanboys.

Dakar² · Oct 20, 2006, 10:15 AM

Sorry, your wording is somewhat vague.

DBursey · Oct 20, 2006, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by marden

What Would You Do If A Real Jihadist Posted Openly Here?

Suppose a poster plainly came right out and said something like the following?

What would you do? How would you respond?

I'd report him to the mods.

turtle777 · Oct 20, 2006, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by DBursey

I'd report him to the mods.

You would or you did ?
DO it, don't just talk about it.

-t

Rumor · Oct 20, 2006, 10:30 AM

I would turn them into the proper authorities.

Then laugh when Marden isn't posting any more.

besson3c · Oct 20, 2006, 10:52 AM

"Have you seen any jihadists around here?"

Dakar² · Oct 20, 2006, 10:58 AM

I didn't know jihadist was a subset of bird.

besson3c · Oct 20, 2006, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

I didn't know jihadist was a subset of bird.

I don't think it is, but the activity of watching for jihadists is much like bird watching.

You could learn more about jihad watching at the jihadwatch site that Abe posted, only this site is not at all accurate and doesn't even talk about what kind of binoculars to get and stuff.

Atheist · Oct 20, 2006, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

Then ignore his threads

BTW there is nothing wrong with this thread. Again I can see why certain people don't want to answer his question.

I would argue that it's a pointless thread... As anyone casual observer of this forum knows the original post was pointless and intended to inflame/incite.

besson3c · Oct 20, 2006, 11:15 AM

Are there global jihadists in North Korea, or just local ones? Or, maybe they are called something else more Korean sounding?

Wiskedjak · Oct 20, 2006, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

He was hypothetically speaking. Tell me wisk, how can someone hypothetically speaking say dishonest things? Esp when such things are based on a "what if"

But tell me, what was dishonest in his post?

First, Mojaberden doesn't like answering hypothetical questions from other people honestly, so why should anyone answer his?

Second, a "real jihadist" would be unlikely to refer to him/herself as an "Islamic-born Nazi". The "nazi" bit was just inserted to inflame/incite (and invoke Godwin's Law in the first post).

besson3c · Oct 20, 2006, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Wiskedjak

First, Mojaberden doesn't like answering hypothetical questions from other people honestly, so why should anyone answer his?

Second, a "real jihadist" would be unlikely to refer to him/herself as an "Islamic-born Nazi". The "nazi" bit was just inserted to inflame/incite (and invoke Godwin's Law in the first post).

Kevin is just picking a fight by defending the so-called underdog so that he has an opportunity to display his righteousness.

Abe's questions are so leading that his intent is about as transparent as his awesome Abe/Aberdeenwriter/Mojo2/Marden disguise. You don't have to defend yourself dude, this couldn't be more obvious to us all, I think I speak for everyone.

tie · Oct 20, 2006, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

He was hypothetically speaking. Tell me wisk, how can someone hypothetically speaking say dishonest things? Esp when such things are based on a "what if"

He claimed to know more than we really knew. As a result, he propelled us into a war which has killed thousands of Americans, and is costing us trillions of dollars (his "best estimate" of the war's cost had been that it would pay for itself -- whoops). We've forgotten about the war on terror, have let N. Korea develop nuclear weapons, and are standing by as Iran does likewise. In terms of harming our national interests, he's been 1000 times worse than the worst jihadist.

And you dare to say that he was merely hypothetically speaking!?

tie · Oct 20, 2006, 11:32 AM

Actually, I think if a real jihadist posted here, nobody would notice. By page two, anyway, we'd all be arguing about whether Rumsfeld lied when he said we knew Iraq had WMDs and even where they are. Or whether Powell lied to the UN when he claimed we knew Iraq had mobile biological weapons factories. Etc. Business as usual.

Shaddim · Oct 20, 2006, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Nicko

How about jihadi-islamofascist-peacenik-nazi-surrender-monkey

There are several French who post on this forum.

Dakar² · Oct 20, 2006, 11:59 AM

I was just wondering where you got today. Busy with school perhaps.