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There are Klingons in the White House
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Jan 13, 2007, 12:06 AM
 
Originally Posted by Rep. David Wu
Now, this President has listened to some people, the so-called Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But unlike the Vulcans of Star Trek, who made the decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren’t Vulcans. There are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real Klingons of Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own. Don’t led faux Klingons send real Americans to war. It is wrong.
AAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!

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Jan 13, 2007, 12:34 AM
 
Wow. Is there any law against giving a Congressman a wedgie and/or swirly?
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Jan 13, 2007, 05:36 AM
 
That’s just weird.
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Jan 13, 2007, 05:34 PM
 
That is the best. Awesome!
     
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Jan 13, 2007, 06:04 PM
 
I was speechless when I heard this. I mean, holy frakkin crap.
"Everything's so clear to me now: I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it.
That's why he's gonna kill us. So we got to beat it. Yeah. Before he let's loose the marmosets on us."
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Jan 13, 2007, 06:05 PM
 
My fav line was "but unlike the real Klingons of Star Trek...

What a buffoon. And he wasn't even trying to be humorous.
"Everything's so clear to me now: I'm the keeper of the cheese and you're the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it.
That's why he's gonna kill us. So we got to beat it. Yeah. Before he let's loose the marmosets on us."
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Jan 13, 2007, 06:45 PM
 
wow

I bet he really opposes vouchers

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Jan 13, 2007, 07:07 PM
 

Get a life!
     
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Jan 13, 2007, 07:16 PM
 
Only in America™ !

There you have it.

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Jan 15, 2007, 07:41 PM
 
I'm suprised that everyone didn't break out in laughter.
     
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Jan 15, 2007, 08:03 PM
 
"Don't let faux-Klingons send real Americans to war!"

Sounds like a bumper sticker to me!

Side note: do you realize that if we had sent real Klingons to Iraq, how, like, totally out of there we'd be already? Damn. I think Wu should talk about that next.
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Jan 15, 2007, 08:18 PM
 
^ You know, wearing Klingon masks to war would be one hell of a scare tactic.

And those not initially deceived would think it was a Star Trek convention and run away in any case.
     
   
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