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Rumor · Jan 19, 2007, 03:30 PM

Standing Up Against Muslim Groups

This is purely this guy's (marden?) opinion. I can see where he is coming from. Especially when there were no complaints about Obsession.

Here is a link to what he is referring to.

ABC News: Muslims Unhappy Over `24' Portrayal

BRussell · Jan 19, 2007, 03:48 PM

Jeezus, that's even worse and more inane and emotional writing than most of the posts here on MacNN.

olePigeon · Jan 19, 2007, 04:29 PM

To add to this, the Muslim community really didn’t step up after 9/11 and denounce what happened like they should have.

I thought this was rather ironic considering the subject of his rant.

Zarqawi's Eye · Jan 20, 2007, 10:28 PM

Jack is awesome. He is a machine who gets it done.

subego · Jan 20, 2007, 11:24 PM

There was a list of the top 10 TV "personalities", and all of them were talk show hosts except for Ray Romano and Kiefer Sutherland.

That sooo made me want to see "The Really Late, Late Show with Jack Bauer".

You thought Chris Matthews played hardball?

Zarqawi's Eye · Jan 21, 2007, 12:18 AM

Matthews plays left-wing nutjob ball. His show is a farce.

subego · Jan 21, 2007, 12:26 AM

Well, then he'd make a great guest.

Right after Ray Romano.

I'm betting he uses the alligator clips and a marine battery for that one.

Zarqawi's Eye · Jan 21, 2007, 12:28 AM

Who?

These infidel names all sound alike.

subego · Jan 21, 2007, 12:29 AM

Does it really matter?

Edit: I guess everyone doesn't love Raymond.

Zarqawi's Eye · Jan 21, 2007, 12:30 AM

One infidel is the same as another.

subego · Jan 21, 2007, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Zarqawi's Eye

One infidel is the same as another.

Not true at all.

Take Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for instance.

One of them is a firecrotch, one of them isn't.

subego · Jan 21, 2007, 01:13 AM

Oh, and don't lie and say you haven't seen them on satellite.

Those broads have sold more dishes than Homer Laughlin.

Kerrigan · Jan 21, 2007, 01:32 AM

I don't think that was Marden/Abe/Mojo. If it was, it would have had more quoted articles.

subego · Jan 21, 2007, 01:40 AM

Comparatively, marden is a laser beam of focus.

Rumor · Jan 22, 2007, 06:44 PM

marden had intelligent, if not misguided, post.

Taliesin · Jan 23, 2007, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

I don't think that was Marden/Abe/Mojo. If it was, it would have had more quoted articles.

I think Zarqawi's eye is Spliffdaddy's new incarnation.

Taliesin

Zarqawi's Eye · Jan 23, 2007, 09:41 AM

Hardly. The long-registered apostates among you must know I am a unique soul, one who long lurked in the chaos of the pol-war lounge, but has been reborn on a mission from Allah to spread enlightenment through intellectual Jihad.

PER3 · Jan 23, 2007, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Zarqawi's Eye

Hardly. The long-registered apostates among you must know I am a unique soul, one who long lurked in the chaos of the pol-war lounge, but has been reborn on a mission from Allah to spread enlightenment through intellectual Jihad.

Sooo.... if you don't mind me asking..... are you a "serrated" or a "straight-edged" kind of guy?

Zarqawi's Eye · Jan 23, 2007, 03:53 PM

I am many-edged. Attempts to define my sides or sharpness will fail, just as surely as my brother Atef failed to flee the divine wrath of the Great Satan and its accursed technologies.

subego · Jan 23, 2007, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by Zarqawi's Eye

I am many-edged.

Serrated.

Zarqawi's Eye · Jan 23, 2007, 04:03 PM

I have many blades. Some perhaps are not serrated. In fact, I use a toothpick to slice the necks of my goats. Revel in the extent of my hardcore jihadism.

PER3 · Jan 23, 2007, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by subego

Serrated.

Thought so. You can spot them a mile away.

Had to be polite and ask, though.

PER3 · Jan 23, 2007, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by Zarqawi's Eye

I have many blades. Some perhaps are not serrated. In fact, I use a toothpick to slice the necks of my goats. Revel in the extent of my hardcore jihadism.

Yah, dude.

Toothpick!?

You use a straight blade for halal slaughter and a serrated one for contractors and counter-insurgents, who are lower than animals.

Sheesh!

What is the world coming to?

Rumor · Jan 23, 2007, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Zarqawi's Eye

Hardly. The long-registered apostates among you must know I am a unique soul, one who long lurked in the chaos of the pol-war lounge, but has been reborn on a mission from Allah to spread enlightenment through intellectual Jihad.

Originally Posted by Zarqawi's Eye

I am many-edged. Attempts to define my sides or sharpness will fail, just as surely as my brother Atef failed to flee the divine wrath of the Great Satan and its accursed technologies.

Originally Posted by Zarqawi's Eye

I have many blades. Some perhaps are not serrated. In fact, I use a toothpick to slice the necks of my goats. Revel in the extent of my hardcore jihadism.

Why is this starting to sound familiar yet opposite?

subego · 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Zarqawi's Eye

I have many blades. Some perhaps are not serrated. In fact, I use a toothpick to slice the necks of my goats. Revel in the extent of my hardcore jihadism.

I imagine a Swiss Army Zarqawi. The toothpick is for throat slitting. The tweezers are for castrations. The corkscrew is for beheadings. The little scissors are for loose threads on your keffiyeh. The... The...

I don't know what the **** that one's for.