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Satan's rapture: The Bible Code
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May 15, 2008, 01:32 AM
 
Amongst all the confusion and consternation surrounding the Democratic primary, I've finally found a political analysis of events that beats even those laid out by Dick Morris or Newt Gingrich. Finally, it all makes sense:

BIBLE CODE
HILLARY RODHAM - PRESIDENT
WELCOMES - ACCEPTS - HONORS
PRAISES- THE BEAST - 2010

BIBLE CODE: GEN:17:5
JOHN McCAIN - NOT PRESIDENT
HEART TROUBLE - AFFLICTION

And I pity the fate that awaits poor Obama! It is too vulgar to even post. Anyways, I just wanted to inform everyone here of the impending rapture.
     
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May 15, 2008, 03:35 PM
 
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May 15, 2008, 03:43 PM
 
What's too vulgar to post here?

Or should the word "vulgar" be replaced with "silly"?
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May 15, 2008, 03:53 PM
 
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May 15, 2008, 04:16 PM
 
You can do the "Bible Code" on any book you want, and get whatever you're looking for out of it.
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May 15, 2008, 04:32 PM
 
Originally Posted by design219 View Post
What's too vulgar to post here?

Or should the word "vulgar" be replaced with "silly"?
Oh hey, I think if I had meant "silly" I would have said "silly", silly!

Oh no, I just searched for "Bible - Code - Is - Always - Wrong" and sure enough, it came up, and how could any of us contradict such a prophecy? The Bible Code reigns supreme over logic.
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