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Apr 28, 2009, 10:25 PM
 
He wants you to talk about religion, Alexander!

Here's your chance to educate an entire forum on your religion!
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Apr 28, 2009, 10:27 PM
 
Yes Alexander, do tell us about you God(s).
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Apr 28, 2009, 10:35 PM
 
BTW Alexander, I told them not to discuss religion with you, but I guess they are interested in you. Go ahead. They won't bite.
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Apr 28, 2009, 10:39 PM
 
Where is that heathen anyway?
     
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Apr 28, 2009, 10:40 PM
 
Originally Posted by design219 View Post
Yes Alexander, do tell us about your God(s).
I hope he is polytheistic. All our religion discussions get boring after a while when everyone is arguing about the same monotheistic representation of the Judeo-Chrislamic god. Do we even have any serious Hindu members in the forum who could argue with us about the advantages of multiple deities over a single deity? Or maybe a pagan practitioner who could argue for the benefits of multiple anthropomorphic deities? Our religion threads could use a little topical diversity beyond the usual "my interpreation of the Judeo-Chrislamic God has killed less people than your interpretation of the Judeo-Chrislamic God."
That statement ought to get the folks nice and riled up before Alexander arrives. HA!
Come on, Alexander. Don't let me down.
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I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
     
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Apr 28, 2009, 10:42 PM
 
No, he's Monotheisitic. He agreed to be here at 9:15 pm Pacific Daylight Time. Let's see if he shows up. He has the link to the FUN THREAD!
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he's only goes the mono route? that'll suck later in life.
     
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Originally Posted by cwkmacuser View Post
No, he's Monotheisitic. He agreed to be here at 9:15 pm Pacific Daylight Time. Let's see if he shows up. He has the link to the FUN THREAD!
<<<<<<<<<< looks at the clock and realises he has time for a boring poop in the half-bath upstairs before Alexander shows up. Yippee.
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Apr 28, 2009, 10:48 PM
 
HilariousH ilarious:
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Apr 28, 2009, 10:53 PM
 
Huh?
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Can I make one thing clear?
     
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I guess.
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Apr 28, 2009, 11:29 PM
 
OK, I'm going to wait until there are more people listening
     
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Apr 29, 2009, 03:48 PM
 
I see that Patty and I share similar monotheistic beliefs:


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Apr 29, 2009, 03:53 PM
 
Let's not ruin Alexander's unused religious thread.
     
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Apr 29, 2009, 06:56 PM
 
As we all await the first coming of Alexander, the feeling of a new beginning in our MacNN universe is electrifying.

As besson3c beget* cwkmacuser, so then cwkmacuser beget* Alexander, let us make welcome this newest of members.



* so it is written in the chapter: Life, Sockpuppets, and Everything Else, the Forum, Book of Lounge.
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WTF ?

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Apr 29, 2009, 07:22 PM
 
What do you mean WTF?
He can't log on because his computer is having problems.
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Apr 29, 2009, 08:03 PM
 
Originally Posted by cwkmacuser View Post
What do you mean WTF?
He can't log on because his computer is having problems.
Clearly the gods are angry with us/him.

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Apr 29, 2009, 08:16 PM
 
I have faith that Alexander doesn't exist.
     
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Apr 29, 2009, 08:21 PM
 
I told you, he is having trouble with his computer. I'll post a thread for him (as he doesn't seem to be doing it) and see if anyone knows how to fix it (or what the problem is).

Rest assured, he does exist. He's just having an early case of forum trouble syndrome!
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Originally Posted by cwkmacuser View Post
He's just having an early case of forum trouble syndrome!
I'll say.

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Hey cwkmacuser, have you seen the following URL?

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Apr 29, 2009, 09:03 PM
 
cwkmacuser, the 11th commandment is "thou shalt not cross-post." I will pray for you.

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Apr 29, 2009, 09:45 PM
 
Oops, my bad. I just wanted to make sure everyone saw it!
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This thread will be RIPE for the picking in 4-5 pages.
     
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Apr 29, 2009, 11:40 PM
 
What about religion do you want me to talk about.

Note:I did not post this thread
     
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Apr 29, 2009, 11:40 PM
 
Hi Alexander. Glad you could come. Have you looked at the other threads yet?
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Apr 29, 2009, 11:41 PM
 
Originally Posted by Alexander339 View Post
What about religion do you want me to talk about.

Note:I did not post this thread
BTW, Everyone can tell by looking at the first post.
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Don't just sit there! POST SOMETHING!!!
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Apr 29, 2009, 11:54 PM
 
Alexander, do you worship Cthulhu? Or do you worship one of the minor gods?

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Which minor god? Blessed he of the Fastidious Toe Lint? Her Almighty Mystical Majesty of Argyle?
     
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Which minor god? Blessed he of the Fastidious Toe Lint? Her Almighty Mystical Majesty of Argyle?
Those are both good choices.

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I'll go for pasta.
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How come Alexander doesn't stay for very long?
     
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Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
How come Alexander doesn't stay for very long?
Because he can not command 4 sock puppets at the same time.

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Why do you refuse to entertain the idea that this guy might be a junior high kid just as he claims? How do you know that I'm not a junior high kid myself? I act like one... Where are your credentials, Turtle? Who are you? Who is sock puppeting you?
     
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Originally Posted by design219 View Post
I'll go for pasta.

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Praise be to the FSM, who touches us with his noodly appendage. Ramen.

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Alexander, do you believe in death by snu-snu?
     
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Alexander, do you believe in death by snu-snu?
What about death by Unga Bunga?
     
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May 2, 2009, 12:40 PM
 
Hi Alexander.

Do you know besson ?



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You'd better get rid of that pic. If he comes on he'll be grossed out!
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It's Winnie the Poop!
     
 
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