[subego]

Dennis Kucinich Sues Congressional Cafeteria Over Olive Pit

All this headline does is give you information pertinent to the story. Where's the pun?

[SpaceMonkey]

That's the pits.

[Uncle Skeleton]

A gem from the comments:

"I want the tooth!"

You can't handle the tooth! Son we live in world of olives, and men with sandwiches have to EAT those olives. Who's going to eat them, you? You, Congressmen Kucinich? You don't want the tooth because deep down in places you don't talk about at cocktail parties, you WANT those olives. You NEED those olives! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain my olives to a man who orders and eats my sandwiches, and then QUESTIONS the manner in which I do it. I'd just as soon you said 'thank you' and went on your way. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about my sandwiches."

"Did you make the sandwich with olives?"

"I did my job."

Did you MAKE the sandwich with olives??"

"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!"

[reader50]

Sandwiches. Yeah, right.

The olives are probably from all the martinis they serve in the Congressional Cafeteria.

[Shaddim]

Oh well, at least his wife is hot, unlike the sammiches.

[subego]

Stand back Denton, and let the big boys show you how it's done.

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