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Clinically Insane
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Feb 10, 2014, 06:46 PM
 
We totally buy your Ohio tan, John Boehner.
     
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Feb 11, 2014, 03:30 PM
 
This was kind of old news for a joke, but yet I laughed:

     
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Feb 11, 2014, 04:18 PM
 
That one's good.

Here are some which don't even need setups:

Carlos Danger
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Joe Biden
     
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Feb 13, 2014, 11:37 PM
 
Old, but high quality...

     
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Feb 14, 2014, 06:49 AM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
Old, but high quality...
Don't be ha'in on Ryan. We need his pancakes.
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Feb 18, 2014, 04:11 AM
 
Also old...

     
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Feb 18, 2014, 08:45 PM
 
You can't make this stuff up. I thought the San Fernando valley was the hot bed for that kind of stuff
Former Illinois Democratic Rep. Mel Reynolds was arrested Monday in Zimbabwe after police learned that he was making pornographic films in hotels where he had accumulated $24,500 in unpaid bills, and that he had overstayed his visa by two months.

Read more: Disgraced Democratic congressman arrested in Zimbabwe after allegedly making 100 porno films and taking 2,000 naked pictures in hotels | Mail Online
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Feb 19, 2014, 07:13 AM
 
^^^ A real gem who has surrounded himself with real gems.

This is the guy...
Reynolds, once a Rhodes scholar and a close confidante of Rev. Jesse Jackson, resigned in disgrace after two years in Congress when he was convicted of 12 counts of statutory rape, solicitation of child pornography and obstruction of justice.
He was found guilty in 1995 of having sex with a 16-year-old campaign worker. Police ran a sting against the congressman when his mistress, who was too young to vote, told her next-door neighbor about the sexual relationship. That neighbor was a Chicago police officer.

While serving a five-year prison sentence, the disgraced Reynolds was convicted on unrelated bank fraud charges in 1997, including lying to Securities and Exchange Commission investigators.
He received another six and a half years, but President Bill Clinton later commuted his sentence when he still had three years left to serve.

Reynolds tried to return to Congress in 2004, losing in a landslide to Jesse Jackson Jr. – the man who had replaced him in a special election. Jackson Jr. would go to prison himself in 2013 for skimming campaign donations to fund a lavish lifestyle.

Jackson, the son of Rev. Jesse Jackson, was a national co-chair of Barack Obama's first presidential campaign in 2008.

It was Reynolds' trysts with the 16-year-old campaign aide that opened up Barack Obama's first opportunity to enter politics.
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Feb 19, 2014, 09:10 AM
 
It's the circle(jerk) of life.
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
     
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Feb 19, 2014, 05:37 PM
 
This story certainly makes Mel deserving of a low jab, but I'm not seeing any actual low jabs here.
     
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Feb 20, 2014, 05:35 AM
 
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
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