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huangge168
Apr 23, 2006, 06:51 PM
Steve Jobs appears to meet all of the criteria for being the Mahdi (the prophesied redeemer and messiah according to Islam).

* He is a desccendent of Muhammad (Steve's father is descended from the Prophet)
* According to tradition, the Mahdis father is called Abdullah. Steve's father is called Abdulfattah. Virtually the same.
* Other traditions include his first name is Muhammad (as Steve was named before he was adopted), tall, fair in complexion, and has a prominent nose.
* He has a great strength of personality - some have claimed an extraordinary forcefield surrounds him. Tradition says that he will have a similar personality as the Prophet.
* It is prophesied by Jafar al-Sadiq, that "Before the appearance of the one who will rise, peace be upon him, the people will be reprimanded for their acts of disobedience by a fire that will appear in the sky and a redness that will cover the sky. It will swallow up Baghdad, and will swallow up Kufa. Their blood will be shed and houses destroyed. Death will occur amid their people and a fear will come over the people of Iraq from which they shall have no rest."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahdi

maxx9photo
Apr 23, 2006, 08:05 PM
Is he a moslem?

lpkmckenna
Apr 23, 2006, 09:29 PM
I think Steve is a Buddhist. (A prominent nose? We are talking about Steve Jobs here, right?)

Big Mac
Apr 24, 2006, 06:48 AM
* It is prophesied by Jafar al-Sadiq[/url]
I thought one of the most prominent principles of the Islamic faith is the belief that Mohammed was the final prophet.

Monique
Apr 24, 2006, 12:07 PM
I wonder what it is like to have sex with a man like Steve Jobs or Larry Ellison.

maxx9photo
Apr 24, 2006, 01:18 PM
I wonder what it is like to have sex with a man like Steve Jobs or Larry Ellison.


Errrrrr...

Jawbone54
Apr 24, 2006, 03:31 PM
I wonder what it is like to have sex with a man like Steve Jobs or Larry Ellison.

Just curious...would you abort a love child conceived with Steve Jobs?

lpkmckenna
Apr 24, 2006, 03:56 PM
:lol: Monique, sometimes you just kill me!

von Wrangell
Apr 24, 2006, 04:15 PM
I thought one of the most prominent principles of the Islamic faith is the belief that Mohammed was the final prophet.
Correct.

Ja'far didn't prophesise anything. He just said that (probably based on other literature). Ja'far is the Sixth Imam of the Twelver Shias.

Monique
Apr 24, 2006, 04:56 PM
I would make sure that I will not get pregnant at my age.

Goldfinger
Apr 24, 2006, 05:00 PM
Ja'far
Sorry, couldn't stop myself :lol: ;)
http://www.the7thlevel.com/images/jafar.jpg

von Wrangell
Apr 24, 2006, 05:14 PM
Sorry, couldn't stop myself :lol: ;)
...snipped image...
:D:thumbsup:

BRussell
Apr 24, 2006, 05:45 PM
I wonder what it is like to have sex with a man like Steve Jobs or Larry Ellison. If you PM me, I can tell you about my experiences.

Hey von Wrangell, is this Mahdi the same as the Hidden Imam that I've heard people say Ahmadinejad follows?

Ozmodiar
Apr 24, 2006, 05:50 PM
How do we know His Steveness is descended from the Prophet? Because his biological father is Syrian?

Edit: Steve's father is Syrian

von Wrangell
Apr 24, 2006, 07:12 PM
If you PM me, I can tell you about my experiences.

Hey von Wrangell, is this Mahdi the same as the Hidden Imam that I've heard people say Ahmadinejad follows?
Yup.

Basically "all" Muslims expect Mehdi to come before the End of Times but in Shia Islam it's a bit more "prominent" belief.