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calverson Nov 25, 2008 02:25 PM
How often do you get laid?
Simple
 
calverson Nov 25, 2008 02:32 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA should have been public.


Admins? Can this please be changed?
 
Laminar Nov 25, 2008 02:34 PM
Well done.
 
calverson Nov 25, 2008 02:36 PM
PM sent. Don't know if I am going to get any help on this, though.
 
ShortcutToMoncton Nov 25, 2008 02:39 PM
You're producing quite the impressive output of juvenile mediocrity, I like it
 
calverson Nov 25, 2008 02:43 PM
This should have been combined with the pics of yourself thread and the perfect partner thread.

That would have been made for some interesting discussion.
 
64stang06 Nov 25, 2008 03:25 PM
What, no option for "I'm married"? :)
 
calverson Nov 25, 2008 03:26 PM
Married people don't have sex?

I am never tying the knot, in that case.
 
mattyb Nov 25, 2008 03:48 PM
lol. You should start another poll calverson : how long before I get banned ?

I'll give you a year. I'm surprised that you didn't have "hot air balloons" in the title though.
 
calverson Nov 25, 2008 03:53 PM
I think that if I asked how often people they had sex in hot air balloons, I would not have a very resounding response. In fact, I can pretty much already predict the results.

It is only besson3c that I am not sure about... :err:
 
SpaceMonkey Nov 25, 2008 03:57 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton (Post 3767465)
You're producing quite the impressive output of juvenile mediocrity, I like it
What I don't understand is, if he joined last July, why did it take this long?
 
calverson Nov 25, 2008 04:02 PM
Only got active in the last few months or so. Joined to ask something about my old MacBook Pro, then came back to ask another question, clicked on the lounge out of interest.

And the rest is history.
 
shifuimam Nov 25, 2008 04:14 PM
You're all way too sex obsessed.

We need some good lounge topics that aren't related to getting some.
 
Laminar Nov 25, 2008 04:26 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by shifuimam (Post 3767530)
You're all way too sex obsessed.

We need some good lounge topics that aren't related to getting some.
"You're all"? One person started this thread, and every response has been "Calverson, you're an idiot." I don't see how this convicts us.
 
calverson Nov 25, 2008 04:27 PM
Errr... Out of the 50 or so topics that I counted, 4 were directly related to "getting some".

That is a mere 8%.
 
calverson Nov 25, 2008 04:29 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by Laminar (Post 3767534)
"Calverson, you're an idiot."
The man speaks the truth, I will give him that.
 
Shaddim Nov 25, 2008 04:47 PM
Couple times /day? :p

Actually, almost every day.
 
turtle777 Nov 25, 2008 04:49 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by calverson (Post 3767459)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA should have been public.


Admins? Can this please be changed?
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/imag...Wars_FAIL.ashx

-t
 
calverson Nov 25, 2008 04:49 PM
You Beast Shaddim.
 
Shaddim Nov 25, 2008 04:57 PM
2 is more than 1, obviously.
 
sek929 Nov 25, 2008 05:24 PM
It was everyday for a while (sometimes 2-3 times a day), but my g/f is really busy lately, still manage plenty though.
 
brassplayersrock² Nov 25, 2008 05:33 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by Shaddim (Post 3767541)
Couple times /day? :p

Actually, almost every day.
how IS your sister doing these days? tell her hi for me.
 
Shaddim Nov 25, 2008 05:43 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by brassplayersrock² (Post 3767569)
how IS your sister doing these days? tell her hi for me.
You think this was largely unnecessary?

To answer your question, she's probably home recovering from her chemo. Thanks for asking.
 
Dakar V Nov 25, 2008 05:48 PM
If that weren't so sad, I'd probably laugh at that epic fail.
 
brassplayersrock² Nov 25, 2008 05:56 PM
whoops.... sorry about your sister dude. I honestly didn't know.
 
MacGallant Nov 25, 2008 06:03 PM
I never been laid and I'm still a virgin. . . it's no big deal. . .

But hey, what the big deal about getting laid?

Is it that important?

I don't think much about it and I don't see why other guys would get worked up about it. . .

There are other bigger worries like finding oneself, pursuing a career one want love or starting and maintaining meaningful friendships. . . but hey, that's just my opinion. . .
 
brassplayersrock² Nov 25, 2008 06:05 PM
Quote
I don't see why other guys would get worked up about it. . .
teehee.... worked up..
 
NobleMatt Nov 25, 2008 06:07 PM
*sigh* thats all im saying
 
- - e r i k - - Nov 25, 2008 09:31 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by MacGallant (Post 3767592)
but hey, that's just my opinion. . .
And an opinion that is likely to change once that threshold has been breached ;)

You have lots to look forward to my friend :)
 
Oisín Nov 25, 2008 09:39 PM
Not nearly enough. I’d say “very sporadically” is a pretty good description.

I wonder, though, if the fact that the winning option right now is the virgin option means that MacNN is full of pranksters, or that MacNN is really full of virgins (for whatever reasons).
 
dcmacdaddy Nov 25, 2008 09:43 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by Oisín (Post 3767688)
Not nearly enough. I’d say “very sporadically” is a pretty good description.

I wonder, though, if the fact that the winning option right now is the virgin option means that MacNN is full of pranksters, or that MacNN is really full of virgins (for whatever reasons).
It's the winning option among all the choices but it is NOT the wining option when you compare the choices for those who have never had sex (virgins) to those who have had sex but with varying degrees of frequency (the other eight options). Only 23% of the respondents have never had sex while the remaining 77% have had sex but with variable degrees of frequency of sexual intercourse.

In other words, to answer the question, "How often do you get laid?" 23% of the respondents said never but the remaining 77% said sometimes.
 
- - e r i k - - Nov 25, 2008 09:53 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by Oisín (Post 3767688)
MacNN is really full of virgins (for whatever reasons).
This comes as a surprise to you? :confused:
 
Oisín Nov 25, 2008 10:03 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - (Post 3767695)
This comes as a surprise to you? :confused:
Snide remarks aside, yes. With “(for whatever reasons)”, I was not trying to be funny or sarcastic; I’m sure there are people here who have very good reasons for being virgins, whether it’s due to their age, religious choices, or whatever. Sure, there are probably also cases of the stereotypic geek who never managed to have a first time and now obsesses about it in the Hot Babes thread.

Quote, Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
In other words, to answer the question, "How often do you get laid?" 23% of the respondents said never but the remaining 77% said sometimes.
And that doesn’t strike you as odd? If you ask a hundred random people on the street, I doubt you’d get 23% virgins. There aren’t that many ten-year-old posters here (ryanxb is the only one I can think of, and even he must be about 14 or 15 now). And despite what the PolWar Lounge might suggest, I don’t think there are that many really religious people here, either—the number of people here who have chosen to abstain until marriage must, all things considered, be rather small.

And yet, if the poll is to be believed, one in four MacNN members (who have voted) is a virgin. That seems odd to me.
 
- - e r i k - - Nov 25, 2008 10:15 PM
Maybe people who have got laid don't really consider it important enough to vote for in a poll?

It's like having a poll that says "Do you have a driver's licence" really.
 
Laminar Nov 25, 2008 10:16 PM
It looks like the virgin percentage is up even more.
 
ShortcutToMoncton Nov 25, 2008 10:22 PM
I'm happy to report that I was in fact the very first MacNN Virgin© voter!
 
Oisín Nov 25, 2008 11:13 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - (Post 3767701)
Maybe people who have got laid don't really consider it important enough to vote for in a poll?

It's like having a poll that says "Do you have a driver's licence" really.
Would people who haven’t got a driver’s licence be more likely to vote to that effect than people who do have one? I dunno, it just seems neither is any more of a bother than the other …

Quote
I'm happy to report that I was in fact the very first MacNN Virgin© voter!
Might one inquire as to the reason (not for being the first to vote Virgin, but for staying Virgin)? Considering that you have a girlfriend (with whom you travel the world, i.e., not just a casual short-term relationship) and look like a young Paw Henriksen, I’m assuming it’s a conscious decision. Religious reasons (waiting until marriage, for instance)? Other reasons (waiting until ‘the right age’, for instance)?
 
Northeastern292 Nov 25, 2008 11:15 PM
I'm a card carrying member of Le Club Vierge (The Club of Virgin).
 
ShortcutToMoncton Nov 26, 2008 12:30 AM
Quote, Originally Posted by Oisín (Post 3767718)
Might one inquire as to the reason (not for being the first to vote Virgin, but for staying Virgin)? Considering that you have a girlfriend (with whom you travel the world, i.e., not just a casual short-term relationship) and look like a young Paw Henriksen, I’m assuming it’s a conscious decision. Religious reasons (waiting until marriage, for instance)? Other reasons (waiting until ‘the right age’, for instance)?
Uhhh....I lied to screw up a ridiculous poll? :p

greg
 
- - e r i k - - Nov 26, 2008 12:46 AM
Quote, Originally Posted by Oisín (Post 3767718)
Would people who haven’t got a driver’s licence be more likely to vote to that effect than people who do have one? I dunno, it just seems neither is any more of a bother than the other …
Yeah. People who are preoccupied with it (virgins, hormonal teens, people who can't get laid), are more likely to feel strongly enough about it to vote, whilst others really just don't care.
 
zro Nov 26, 2008 01:26 AM
Quote, Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - (Post 3767760)
Yeah. People who are preoccupied with it (virgins, hormonal teens, people who can't get laid), are more likely to feel strongly enough about it to vote, whilst others really just don't care.
Now this post speaks volumes.
 
Oisín Nov 26, 2008 09:39 AM
Quote, Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - (Post 3767760)
Yeah. People who are preoccupied with it (virgins, hormonal teens, people who can't get laid), are more likely to feel strongly enough about it to vote, whilst others really just don't care.
But also, I would think, less likely to admit that they’re virgins, especially in a poll like this.
 
ghporter Nov 26, 2008 09:59 AM
Your basic question omits specific, very important factors. Is quantity more important than quality? What about the balance of the two? Very frequently may also imply, shall we say a certain "dysfunction" which reduces the actual interaction time...;)

There's also the issue of whether or not a person really gets anything out of a short term (or very short term) relationship beyond hormonal relief. My experience is that a strong relationship adds immeasurably to the quality of intimacy of all types, especially intercourse. So it strikes me that a one-night-stand would be about as fulfilling as self-gratification, and considering other personal factors, not worth my time.
 
calverson Nov 26, 2008 01:54 PM
Glenn, I expected nothing less from you.

There is a joke in there somewhere, I am just too lazy to work it out.
 
mitchell_pgh Nov 26, 2008 02:18 PM
I think I speak for most single guys when I say "randomly."

I'll go months, then... I'm a pimp.
 
- - e r i k - - Nov 26, 2008 05:47 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by ghporter (Post 3767894)
Your basic question omits specific, very important factors. Is quantity more important than quality? What about the balance of the two? Very frequently may also imply, shall we say a certain "dysfunction" which reduces the actual interaction time...;)

There's also the issue of whether or not a person really gets anything out of a short term (or very short term) relationship beyond hormonal relief. My experience is that a strong relationship adds immeasurably to the quality of intimacy of all types, especially intercourse. So it strikes me that a one-night-stand would be about as fulfilling as self-gratification, and considering other personal factors, not worth my time.
So… shall we put you down for every 3 - 6 months then?
 
dcmacdaddy Nov 26, 2008 07:01 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by ghporter (Post 3767894)
Your basic question omits specific, very important factors. Is quantity more important than quality? What about the balance of the two? Very frequently may also imply, shall we say a certain "dysfunction" which reduces the actual interaction time...;)

There's also the issue of whether or not a person really gets anything out of a short term (or very short term) relationship beyond hormonal relief. My experience is that a strong relationship adds immeasurably to the quality of intimacy of all types, especially intercourse. So it strikes me that a one-night-stand would be about as fulfilling as self-gratification, and considering other personal factors, not worth my time.

Quote, Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - (Post 3768135)
So… shall we put you down for every 3 - 6 months then?
I looked for white text in your post indicating your questions was a joke and didn't see any. I don't think you want to go messing around with Lone Star. That could be trouble. :stick:
 
ghporter Nov 26, 2008 07:38 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by calverson (Post 3768017)
Glenn, I expected nothing less from you.

There is a joke in there somewhere, I am just too lazy to work it out.
It's there. But you may not be happy about who it's actually about...

Quote, Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - (Post 3768135)
So… shall we put you down for every 3 - 6 months then?
I change toothbrushes every 3 months. I change AC filters every 2 months. I do a lot of things every semester (like prove I have health insurance). But...

I have a very satisfying relationship with my wife of almost 30 years (how that could be I don't know, because I still feel like a newlywed), and every 3-6 months would be a major understatement. But since I'm not 22 anymore, I don't seem to need any "man points" for boasting about how often we are intimate. Which is the whole point of my previous post.

Quote, Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy (Post 3768183)
I looked for white text in your post indicating your questions was a joke and didn't see any. I don't think you want to go messing around with Lone Star. That could be trouble. :stick:
I hang out with quite a number of people a lot younger than I am. I can handle it. And since they're almost all young women, I can tell you that I've had a LOT worse. And if needed, I can dish it right back out. ;)
 
stumblinmike Nov 26, 2008 09:54 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton (Post 3767754)
Uhhh....I lied to screw up a ridiculous poll? :p

greg
Greg! You scamp!!!
 
calverson Nov 27, 2008 03:08 AM
Quote, Originally Posted by ghporter (Post 3768195)
I hang out with quite a number of people a lot younger than I am. I can handle it. And since they're almost all young women, I can tell you that I've had a LOT worse.
Oh, you playa you...
 
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