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besson3c Jan 23, 2013 04:19 PM
Open auditions: besson3c's backup valentine

Just in case my wife is sick or something happens, I'd like to open auditions to be my backup valentine this year. The best candidates will be put on standby, and will be notified within 24 hours of Valentine's Day as to whether their love will be needed for the daily festivities. Candidates must be willing to give and receive kisses.

I've already PMed Turtle777, but he hasn't responded yet, so he's probably out.
iMOTOR Jan 24, 2013 12:12 AM
No thanks. Last time you were invited over for pizza, beer, and sex, you were a no-show.
turtle777 Jan 24, 2013 09:02 PM
Sure I'll come over, and I'll leave your wife a nice present on the kitchen floor.

She'll think it was YOU. Muuuahahahahaha.

iM@k Jan 30, 2013 09:10 PM
What do you really think I'm that desperate to date a loser like you? Hell no

*whispers* Call me!
besson3c Feb 15, 2013 05:27 PM
Thanks to all that expressed interest in this job opportunity. Your services were not needed, please try again next year!

Also, thank you for your lovely roses Turtle, they were very thoughtful of you!
Spheric Harlot Feb 15, 2013 06:01 PM
But I waxed (not waned) especially for you!
besson3c Feb 15, 2013 06:12 PM
Quote, Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot (Post 4217544)
But I waxed (not waned) especially for you!

Your application arrived 20 minutes after the deadline, and it was missing your signature on page 3. Maybe you should have gotten your change together sooner and read the forms a little more carefully?
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