Open auditions: besson3c's backup valentine

Hello,

Just in case my wife is sick or something happens, I'd like to open auditions to be my backup valentine this year. The best candidates will be put on standby, and will be notified within 24 hours of Valentine's Day as to whether their love will be needed for the daily festivities. Candidates must be willing to give and receive kisses.

I've already PMed Turtle777, but he hasn't responded yet, so he's probably out.

No thanks. Last time you were invited over for pizza, beer, and sex, you were a no-show.

Sure I'll come over, and I'll leave your wife a nice present on the kitchen floor.

She'll think it was YOU. Muuuahahahahaha.

-t

What do you really think I'm that desperate to date a loser like you? Hell no

*whispers* Call me!

Thanks to all that expressed interest in this job opportunity. Your services were not needed, please try again next year!

Also, thank you for your lovely roses Turtle, they were very thoughtful of you!

But I waxed (not waned) especially for you!

Your application arrived 20 minutes after the deadline, and it was missing your signature on page 3. Maybe you should have gotten your change together sooner and read the forms a little more carefully?