My Grandma, What Big Lenses You Have

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Christmas came a little late this year, but I'm still beside myself with excitement.

Woot! Woot!

:eek:

Thats a $5k lens...

I was a good boy last year. :D

Outstanding. For that lens, you'll better be St. Subego this year.

What model is that lenses? :D

They're both Canon.

The monster is an 85mm T1.3. The more reasonably sized one is a 50mm f1.2.

T-stops are similar to f-stops. The only difference is T-stops are measured while f-stops are calculated.

Back in the day we'd send annoying production assistants on a hunt for "a bag of T-stops".

Every camera outfit in the city knows the answer to this is "we're out, but have you tried..."

In my world, it was a bag of screen dots. Good times.

Awesome.

Did you have a stock line for annoying civilians?

We used "we're filming a mayonnaise commercial". Never failed to make someone lose all interest.

I used to be truck bitch, so I was a target.