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What I want to know is where the hell were the... 19,406 Views / 558 Replies  
What I want to know is where the hell were the parents???

Having been through more years of higher-ed than I care to remember, I've seen it so many times in cases like this.

"You get A???????? ...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Apr 18, 2007 at 10:36 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Hehe. Perfect. :thumbsup: 5,413 Views / 221 Replies  
Hehe. Perfect. :thumbsup:
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 09:08 PM, in Political/War Lounge
We love you, Zim. You petty zealot! :thumbsup: 761 Views / 2 Replies  
We love you, Zim. You petty zealot! :thumbsup:
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 08:54 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Lessons from Zimphire: A Template for Posting 761 Views / 2 Replies  
After over 21,000 posts on this forum, and a total of more than 368,000 posts on the various internet forums for which he lives, Zimphire has been an inspiration to newbie posters the world over.
...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 08:51 PM, in Political/War Lounge
I reiterate the question, dcolton: why have you... 8,140 Views / 257 Replies  
I reiterate the question, dcolton: why have you not tried to convert your homosexual friends by now, since you know all about the "appropriate help?"

We all know that you don't have any...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 07:53 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Awfully specific there, Hoss. Should this be... 8,140 Views / 257 Replies  
Awfully specific there, Hoss. Should this be construed as an admission of first-hand knowledge?
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 07:44 PM, in Political/War Lounge
You might be a redneck if... Your family... 8,140 Views / 257 Replies  
You might be a redneck if...

Your family tree has no forks.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 07:22 PM, in Political/War Lounge
While everything you wrote is true, I'm not sure... 8,140 Views / 257 Replies  
While everything you wrote is true, I'm not sure that dcolton is unaware of the facts of abuse. Psychiatry teaches us that points of view such as his are often extreme attempts at sheltering one's...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 07:16 PM, in Political/War Lounge
You might be a redneck if... Your whole... 8,140 Views / 257 Replies  
You might be a redneck if...

Your whole family is Democrats 'cept little Mary.
She lernt to readin'.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 07:11 PM, in Political/War Lounge
In the name of Jesus Christ the savior, I think... 8,140 Views / 257 Replies  
In the name of Jesus Christ the savior, I think we should hijack this thread with redneck jokes. I'll start;

You might be a redneck if...

You've been married three times and still have the...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 07:04 PM, in Political/War Lounge
dcolton: ethnically, religiously, morally, and... 8,140 Views / 257 Replies  
dcolton: ethnically, religiously, morally, and behaviorally cleansing the world...one post at a time
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 06:50 PM, in Political/War Lounge
If only we had a Bigot Bashing News Network to... 5,413 Views / 221 Replies  
If only we had a Bigot Bashing News Network to stand up to theirs.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 04:18 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Precisely! Despite the fact that Zimphire... 2,576 Views / 105 Replies  
Precisely! Despite the fact that Zimphire reminds us that the only job of a President is to go to his daily photo-ops and meetings that the handlers schedule, I would argue that there are a few...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 03:49 PM, in Political/War Lounge
LMAO 2,576 Views / 105 Replies  
LMAO
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 03:39 PM, in Political/War Lounge
LOL "Protect the children..." FAUX... 5,413 Views / 221 Replies  
LOL

"Protect the children..."

FAUX News: Fair, balanced, independent reporting for the toothless, backwoods, Deliverance hillbillies that make this country great.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 01:41 PM, in Political/War Lounge
And this is why you need a mirror, bucko. 2,576 Views / 105 Replies  
And this is why you need a mirror, bucko.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 01:31 PM, in Political/War Lounge
It should also be noted that this paved the way... 2,032 Views / 64 Replies  
It should also be noted that this paved the way for making oral sex between men an approved act in the Christian tradition.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 01:13 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Email from my wife's cousin in Iraq 669 Views / 4 Replies  
I thought you guys would all like to see this. I know it's really changed my view.

"Dear Sarah,

I'm sorry I haven't had a chance to write you sooner. As you might imagine, things over here...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 7, 2004 at 12:29 PM, in Political/War Lounge
You must forgive dcolton. His recent recognition... 2,576 Views / 105 Replies  
You must forgive dcolton. His recent recognition that even his own daughter may turn out to be a lesbian has put him in a state of paranoid panic. We wish him a speedy recovery, and the best care...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 6, 2004 at 05:54 PM, in Political/War Lounge
I hope you never have anything about yourself... 1,138 Views / 33 Replies  
I hope you never have anything about yourself that needs changing. Some people would argue that it is possible. Even Dubya, to his credit, proved that.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 6, 2004 at 05:43 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Evil? Of course not. Indecisive. Unsure.... 2,576 Views / 105 Replies  
Evil? Of course not.

Indecisive. Unsure. Scared. Just what we would hope for from our Commander in Chief.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 6, 2004 at 02:18 PM, in Political/War Lounge
http://www.newsrebel.com/Images/photo_dec1_2002.jp... 2,576 Views / 105 Replies  
http://www.newsrebel.com/Images/photo_dec1_2002.jpg

"America is under attack, Mr. President."
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 6, 2004 at 02:15 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Re: Re: So what did Kerry do on 9/11? 2,576 Views / 105 Replies  
:thumbsup:
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 6, 2004 at 01:52 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Slight difference here, that those with a genetic... 1,138 Views / 33 Replies  
Slight difference here, that those with a genetic trisomy would not be expected to pick up. Robert Byrd has renounced, time and time and time again, his association with the Klan.

"Well, it's...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 6, 2004 at 01:44 PM, in Political/War Lounge
"This man doesn't represent the true feelings of... 1,138 Views / 33 Replies  
"This man doesn't represent the true feelings of the Republican Party in Tennessee."

"Just because he picked up over 80% of the primary vote, doesn't mean anything."
...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 6, 2004 at 01:17 PM, in Political/War Lounge
"More seldom than not, the movies gives us... 1,556 Views / 44 Replies  
"More seldom than not, the movies gives us exquisite sex and wholesome violence that underscores our values. Every two child did. I will."
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 5, 2004 at 06:44 PM, in Political/War Lounge
The impending loss by their infallible president... 1,013 Views / 25 Replies  
The impending loss by their infallible president is a tough pill to swallow.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 3, 2004 at 06:36 PM, in Political/War Lounge
I'd be more concerned with STDs what with him... 1,215 Views / 30 Replies  
I'd be more concerned with STDs what with him going after Bush in the restroom.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 3, 2004 at 05:09 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Again, BRussell, please stop with all this... 1,013 Views / 25 Replies  
Again, BRussell, please stop with all this quoting, backing up what you say, and displaying yer fancy lernin'. If your information does not come from Fox News, it is flat out false.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 3, 2004 at 03:27 PM, in Political/War Lounge
You can keep yer fancy lernin' there, commie! 673 Views / 1 Replies  
You can keep yer fancy lernin' there, commie!
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 3, 2004 at 02:37 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Still waiting on Bush's records...you know, the... 2,113 Views / 79 Replies  
Still waiting on Bush's records...you know, the ones that prove he even showed up to duty. Funny how all the records for the time we KNOW he skipped out are the only ones "missing." The terrorists...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Aug 3, 2004 at 02:02 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Re: Kerry spurned by Marines lunching at Wendys 2,113 Views / 79 Replies  
Hehe. Suuuuure. He definitely sounds Republican. No surprise here.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 31, 2004 at 11:21 PM, in Political/War Lounge
I've been dying to ask you this for a while: In... 1,506 Views / 35 Replies  
I've been dying to ask you this for a while: In terms of "entitlements," where do you stand on resources for the disabled and those handicapped to the point that they can no longer, or never have...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 30, 2004 at 09:38 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Perhaps it should be noted that you're a jackass. 2,905 Views / 116 Replies  
Perhaps it should be noted that you're a jackass.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 30, 2004 at 07:15 AM, in Political/War Lounge
It is not funny at all. I'll agree with you... 1,955 Views / 54 Replies  
It is not funny at all. I'll agree with you there.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 11:41 PM, in Political/War Lounge
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Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 11:37 PM, in Political/War Lounge
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Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 11:36 PM, in Political/War Lounge
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Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 11:35 PM, in Political/War Lounge
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Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 11:35 PM, in Political/War Lounge
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Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 11:34 PM, in Political/War Lounge
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Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 11:31 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Right, now I remember. I think that was reason... 2,522 Views / 66 Replies  
Right, now I remember. I think that was reason #3.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 11:17 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Re: Political Conventions Suck 870 Views / 16 Replies  
Just connecting the dots here:








From this, I conclude that you are a LIAR (<----NOTE THE CORRECT SPELLING THERE). You are a LIAR, because you just LIED in plain print. We will be on...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 11:11 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Have the Republicans chosen their candidate yet? 870 Views / 16 Replies  
Have the Republicans chosen their candidate yet?
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 09:59 PM, in Political/War Lounge
When did it start looking like we were going to... 2,522 Views / 66 Replies  
When did it start looking like we were going to "win?" Around the time our casualty rate started increasing markedly after the mission was "accomplished?"
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 08:07 PM, in Political/War Lounge
2. Yes 2a. Possibly, why? 3. 4-6, depending... 1,512 Views / 75 Replies  
2. Yes
2a. Possibly, why?
3. 4-6, depending
4. As much as possible
8. Christopher Balkan?
1. Yes.

1. If you were gay, would you be?
2. Terrorists are evil, yes, but are you one?
3. ...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 04:18 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Re: That Game 1,512 Views / 75 Replies  
How does it feel to be a lowlife terrorist scum who wants to kill my unborn children and wrap towels around your head?

Are you gay?

Are you upset that Jello Pudding Pops were discontinued in...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 04:00 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Well, as the old saying goes, you make an ASS out... 2,919 Views / 120 Replies  
Well, as the old saying goes, you make an ASS out of U...we can just stop there. As much as you'd like to think I'm a left-winger, nothing could be further from the truth. I'm a centrist at best. ...
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 03:23 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Unlikely. If all else failed, the GOP would have... 2,522 Views / 66 Replies  
Unlikely. If all else failed, the GOP would have concocted a plan to have Barbara Bush go down on Gore, take pictures, and expose the whole thing so they wouldn't have to worry about a second term.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 03:15 PM, in Political/War Lounge
Re: Re: what does the extreme right fear the most? 2,919 Views / 120 Replies  
Please do explain. We can't wait.
Posted by doctorkeyser, on Jul 28, 2004 at 03:10 PM, in Political/War Lounge
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