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IceEnclosure · Nov 28, 2006, 08:59 PM

So yea, calculated for sure. Riding in Paris' Mercedes McLaren SLR, she showed a decent amount of 'toe to the paparazzi.

Paris, Lindsay, Britney, etc. It's what you do. Shave n' Show.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...2681885&page=1

I'ma start hangin' the 'Ol Sauseege out muh trousers upon arriving to the club from now on. That's the hot ****.

Doofy · Nov 28, 2006, 09:03 PM

Am I the only bloke left on the planet who likes a bit of fur?

IceEnclosure · Nov 28, 2006, 09:13 PM

I think so.

I'm okay with a landing strip or something maybe. I've encountered manicured hearts, playboy bunnys, and lightning bolts down there. I prefer nothin' tho.

Britney's not even hot in these pics, good lord. Her family, must FINALLY be proud!

Kerrigan · Nov 28, 2006, 09:17 PM

A little Circuit City advert hovered over her fanjita, I couldnt get it to go away

IceEnclosure · Nov 28, 2006, 09:20 PM

Lucky you!

Oversoul · Nov 29, 2006, 01:08 AM

Attention whores.

Atomic Rooster · Nov 29, 2006, 01:22 AM

This thread is useless without pictures.

Stogieman · Nov 29, 2006, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

I think so.

I'm okay with a landing strip or something maybe. I've encountered manicured hearts, playboy bunnys, and lightning bolts down there. I prefer nothin' tho.

Lightning bolts? LOL!!

I just saw the pictures... yikes!!! What was she thinking? Doesn't she realize that the majority of men don't find C-section scars sexy?

Apple Pro Underwear · Nov 29, 2006, 01:49 AM

saw it 2 hours ago

to use a metaphor: it looked like she had the Zune equivalent of vaginas

Dakar² · Nov 29, 2006, 02:38 AM

Man, I never thought Christina Aguilera would be the last one standing on not having shown vaj.

Kevin · Nov 29, 2006, 04:36 AM

UPDATE: Britney Spears really wants you to see her crotch - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

The funny part about it is, in one of the pics you can see Paris attempting to shut her legs for her.

"I didn't even notice but in that first picture Paris is closing Britney's legs. You know you're this close to becoming a human condom when Paris Hilton is showing more sense than you. Usually you'd be better off taking advice from that guy who likes to take dumps in the subway."

Doofy · Nov 29, 2006, 06:20 AM

Originally Posted by Atomic Rooster

This thread is useless without pictures.

*cough*

Originally Posted by Doofy

- - e r i k - - · Nov 29, 2006, 06:45 AM

Perez Hilton has all the "goods" *vomit*

Kevin · Nov 29, 2006, 07:55 AM

Perez is either a girl, or gay.

starman · Nov 29, 2006, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Man, I never thought Christina Aguilera would be the last one standing on not having shown vaj.

Unless she surprises everyone, I don't see her doing that. She's got much more class than Britney.

Dakar² · Nov 29, 2006, 10:06 AM

Well, she's not white trash, at least.

rickey939 · Nov 29, 2006, 10:14 AM

The opposite of impressive.

moodymonster · Nov 29, 2006, 10:31 AM

nice. not

Dakar² · Nov 29, 2006, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by rickey939

The opposite of impressive.

Bush league?

IceEnclosure · Nov 29, 2006, 11:18 AM

haha

Tiresias · Nov 29, 2006, 01:16 PM

I wonder what kind of car that is.

As for Paris, it looks like that thing needs a wash. Am I the only one seeing what looks like a whitish discharge residue?

rickey939 · Nov 29, 2006, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Bush league?

Yes, but without the Bush.

Oversoul · Nov 29, 2006, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Tiresias

I wonder what kind of car that is.

As for Paris, it looks like that thing needs a wash. Am I the only one seeing what looks like a whitish discharge residue?

Are you talking about the car or Britney's pussy?

Tiresias · Nov 29, 2006, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by Oversoul

Are you talking about the car or Britney's pussy?

I guess both, now.

MindFad · Nov 29, 2006, 01:43 PM

^

Hahahahaha.

christ · Nov 29, 2006, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Tiresias

I wonder what kind of car that is.

McLaren F1

IceEnclosure · Nov 29, 2006, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by christ

McLaren F1

You slipped, it's fine.

It's a Mercedes McLaren SLR.

ajprice · Nov 29, 2006, 06:26 PM

So how long 'til there's an SLR on ebay with a slight smell of fish on the passenger seat?

fhoubi · Nov 29, 2006, 06:30 PM

Jepp

Wunderful trash site btw here, scroll somewhat down because there is quite some "Spear Britney" news lately

PowerPc = Pwnage · Nov 29, 2006, 06:52 PM

"Private Parts" WTF?

Eriamjh · Nov 29, 2006, 08:11 PM

Zoinks!

Rumor · Nov 29, 2006, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by PowerPc = Pwnage

"Private Parts" WTF?

Not very private anymore, eh?

Kevin · Nov 29, 2006, 10:16 PM

Yeah she might as well do porn now right?

MindFad · Nov 29, 2006, 10:34 PM

She did it again? She may as well show us her tits already.

Gossamer · Nov 29, 2006, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by christ

McLaren F1

Thanks Ice...I was going to say the F1 has a single driver's seat in the middle and two passenger seats behind it.

Kerrigan · Nov 29, 2006, 10:57 PM

The Spears-Hilton-Lohan trio are tearin' it up this week. Check out the letter of condolence she wrote to Altman's family.

Originally Posted by The Independent

"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career," she began, less than certainly. "He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years... He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do." A little lower down, she fell into improv philosophy, apparently riffing on the notion that life is too short to waste: "Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) - everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on. - altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come." And she signed off, "Be adequite. Lindsay Lohan."

Independent Online Edition > Americas

Tiresias · Nov 29, 2006, 11:46 PM

Can someone please tell my why—WHY—these girl don't wear panties? Not only are they asking for this to happen being celebrities, but by dragging your uncovered muff across a thousand carseats, dirty barstools, benches, you're picking up (and spreading) germs and bacteria. Plus, is it just me, or is wearing panties sexier and less whore-like?

marden · 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Am I the only bloke left on the planet who likes a bit of fur?

We agree.

However, when it comes to celebs publicly exposing themselves the survey says...

SHOULD CELEBS BE REWARDED FOR LEWD BEHAVIOR?

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have all been caught flashing their private parts, but the embarrassing pictures seem to make them more popular.

Should celebrities be rewarded for indecent behavior?

No. It sets a bad example. People in the public eye should not expose themselves.

4,958

Yes. It's all part of the act. If you don't like it, don't look.

1,295

Total Vote: 6,253

Not a scientific survey.

ABC News: Should Celebs Be Rewarded for Lewd Behavior?

KeriVit · Nov 30, 2006, 12:04 AM

No Panties=Attention.

Do a poll tho, do you guys like muff, landing strip, hardwood, what?

marden · Nov 30, 2006, 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by KeriVit

No Panties=Attention.

Do a poll tho, do you guys like muff, landing strip, hardwood, what?

I like muffy.

Tiresias · Nov 30, 2006, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by fhoubi

Jepp

Wunderful trash site btw here, scroll somewhat down because there is quite some "Spear Britney" news lately

I want one. How much?

(Car).

Kerrigan · Nov 30, 2006, 12:13 AM

Girls should start dressing up the minge with makeup and stuff.

Tiresias · Nov 30, 2006, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

Girls should start dressing up the minge with makeup and stuff.

You say that like all girls are flashing their naked genitals to the world.

One lives in hope.

Doofy · Nov 30, 2006, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by Tiresias

I want one. How much?

About $450 K.

You'd be better off with an AMG SL.

Doofy · Nov 30, 2006, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by KeriVit

Do a poll tho, do you guys like muff, landing strip, hardwood, what?

Anything but shaved.

Tiresias · Nov 30, 2006, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Anything but shaved.

I've heard it said that the popularity of shaved pussies among men is an example of this:

> Ephebophilia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Which in turn may have something to do with this:

We are born less mature than chimpanzees and we retain our relatively juvenile and hairless features into maturity (a phenomenon known as neoteny) leading some early evolutionists to suggest that the prime difference between us and our cousins is that we are essentially juvenile apes.

—The 21-Century Brain: Explaining, Mending, and Manipulating the Mind, Steven Rose (2006)

While neoteny is not necessarily a physical state experienced by humans, paedomorphic characteristics in women are widely acknowledged as desirable by men. Desmond Morris discusses the importance of neoteny in human biology in The Naked Ape, The Human Animal, and The Human Zoo.

I prefer hair. But not a jungle.

scotth_uk · Nov 30, 2006, 12:40 AM

I'll happily send a girl packing if she turns up with anything more than a polite landing strip. I used to offer to shave it for them, but no longer. Effort, ladies.... Effort. It's not hard.

Rumor · Nov 30, 2006, 01:33 AM

"I've heard of cutting the grass, but you done scorched the earth!"

Tomchu · 09:15 PM

cringe

torsoboy · Nov 30, 2006, 03:47 AM

Originally Posted by scotth_uk

I'll happily send a girl packing if she turns up with anything more than a polite landing strip. I used to offer to shave it for them, but no longer. Effort, ladies.... Effort. It's not hard.

Sure... a hot girl is lying on top of you, pulls off your pants and starts playing with your ding-dong, and then pulls off her pants and sits on your lap ready to ride.... but wait! more than a landing strip of hair! so you push her off you and send her home to shave. riiiiiight.