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WOW!! I didn't realize I had stopped breathing until the video was over. I think I made a mess in my pants without even knowing it.
I heard she is single- lucky is the bastard that gets to hit that tang.
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She is as ugly as they come.
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Orange peel bum. And pink lipstick. Yeuch.
Disclaimer: The above is not actually my opinion. My girlfriend made me say this. 
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I have yet met a gal that didn't have some folds or peel on her butt when it was squeezed together. Most people who think women don't have this spend too much time looking at airbrushed porn on the net and not enough time with a actual woman.
That being said I think she looks skanky.
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
That being said I think she looks skanky.
And sexy. Grrrrrrr!!
Relax about the look- it's just a costume for her new video (which is called Let's Get Dirrty). I think it's very appropriate for the theme.
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Originally posted by Zimphire:
I have yet met a gal that didn't have some folds or peel on her butt when it was squeezed together. Most people who think women don't have this spend too much time looking at airbrushed porn on the net and not enough time with a actual woman.
That being said I think she looks skanky.
Clarification for the humor impaired: My post was a joke, a jest, a gag, a flippancy. The girl looked over my shoulder, saw what I was looking at and made a catty remark - I thouht it was funny so I posted it. Relax, Winston.
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That's not fair, Zimph. I wanted to call her skanky when I saw the title of the thread.
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Oh well. At least she doesn't look as skanky as she has in the past.
Before she looked like a prostitute. Now she looks like a desparete groupie.
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I know that with previous female (no...all) entertainers it's sex that sell their talents in most cases...but these current ones (Christina, Brittany, Mariah, Pink, Jennifer Love Hewcares and JayLOw...) it's too damn obvious that they've lost it...
Where's Wendy Orlean Williams when you need her?
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Dirty indeed. She has taken the word to a whole new level with that video.
For me, she's strictly look-but-don't-touch. Even if I could touch, that is. Sure she's hot, but she's just too... *shudder*
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Boy would I like an hour with that.
Say what you want. If she walked in your room and asked for sex. You would all pull down your pants in a second.
Damn.
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hand you a towel...i'd hand you some rubbers if you wanted some of that...i think she is nasty...sometimes nasty is good but not in this case 
"****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I SHOULD DOWNLOAD HER AUDIO ON MP3
AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD HOW YOU GAVE EMINEM VD"
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Suprised nobody looked at the URL for the image.
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Originally posted by macvillage.net:
Suprised nobody looked at the URL for the image.
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She's a whore. I wouldn't put anything of mine near her for fear of her infecting it. What a complete slut, no thanks.
Britney actually looks good. Christina looks like a 12 yr old boy with tits.
BLECH.
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indeed Ca$h (only, the part of britney looking better is incorrect IMO)
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Originally posted by Ca$h68:
She's a whore. I wouldn't put anything of mine near her for fear of her infecting it. What a complete slut, no thanks.
Britney actually looks good. Christina looks like a 12 yr old boy with tits.
BLECH.
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Britney and Christina... boy would I like to be the meat in that sandwich!!!
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I plead the 5th on this topic.
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I just downloaded the video and I don't care what any of you say...
OMG it's wonderful.
I didn't want it to end. 4:30 of bliss.
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Somebody want to host that video on their iDisk to save some of us the trouble? (I'm working on it, but just in case someone gets to it before me)
When I first saw that video, My jaw hit the floor the first time she popped her hips. Dirty 
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Due to my campus connection Limewire doesn't work.
However my hotline server is still up, you UL it and I will give you an admin account to take whatever else you want.
I watched the making of video and the whole video, me and my roomates. Good Lord is all I can say.
What I would do with a night alone with that girl, drunk preferably.
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Yes, please post the video someone!
Or email it to me. my email could handle the attachment!
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Originally posted by Ca$h68:
She's a whore. I wouldn't put anything of mine near her for fear of her infecting it. What a complete slut, no thanks.
Britney actually looks good. Christina looks like a 12 yr old boy with tits.
BLECH.
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Whatever. Britney is one of those girls just waiting to blow up. If you look at her body type she isn't meant to look like that very long. Sure, right now she looks good but take away her 2 hours in the gym OR wait 5 years and she is just as average as any girl you walk past on the street. She'll be chunky in the not too distant future. She's already 21 its all down hill for girls from there.
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Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
She's already 21 its all down hill for girls from there.
haha! right on, brother!
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I didn't say she'd be reliable, I was just pointing out that she has better features and she's a newer model than Christina (She's worn out, probably rattles and makes a lot of noise, Britney is probably barely broken in).
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Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
Whatever. Britney is one of those girls just waiting to blow up. If you look at her body type she isn't meant to look like that very long. Sure, right now she looks good but take away her 2 hours in the gym OR wait 5 years and she is just as average as any girl you walk past on the street. She'll be chunky in the not too distant future. She's already 21 its all down hill for girls from there.
Agreed. Add that girl from Destinty's Child to that list as well. She's 21 and she's big now. Wait a couple of years and see what you get. She's another Chaka Khan waiting to happen.
As for Christina - at least she looks older now. When she was dressed up for the Moulin Rouge video she look like Jon Benet Ramsey. It was kind of disturbing.
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Originally posted by vmpaul:
As for Christina - at least she looks older now.
73 cocks and 27 gallons of semen will do that to you.
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Originally posted by Ca$h68:
73 cocks and 27 gallons of semen will do that to you.
- Ca$h
Where do you get that she is lose? I have always been under the impression that Britney is the bad girl dressing up trying to be good, while Christina is the good girl dressing up trying to be bad.
And as for the site where the pic came from- I cruised through it for a minute. I didn't see any naked celebrities (definitely no nudes of Christina). Anyone find anything else good there?
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Originally posted by nredman:
"****, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I SHOULD DOWNLOAD HER AUDIO ON MP3
AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD HOW YOU GAVE EMINEM VD"
Because Eminem said she was a slut you believe it? Since when does he have any credibility- especially when he is slamming other people.
For the people making judgments about the picture I posted; stop. Go watch the video- a picture does not do it justice.
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There is a qualatative difference between sexy and easy. It's subtle and elludes a lot of people, apparently.
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I'd spank that @$$.
Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
She's already 21 its all down hill for girls from there.
Until you get into your late 20's or early 30's, then all kinds of women seem attractive Nevermind that women hit thier sexual peak in thier mid 30's
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Originally posted by Ca$h68:
Britney is probably barely broken in
uh huh. thats why jenna jameson is supposedly hitting that ****.
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Originally posted by Ca$h68:
73 cocks and 27 gallons of semen will do that to you.
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Is that what happened to YOU?
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Nice, nice. Although she still did look kinda skanky during the MTV Video Music Awards. What was that?!
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Originally posted by anarkisst:
Where's Wendy Orlean Williams when you need her?
now, we don't really want to see how wendy is looking these days do we....a little too cold and pale i think.
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Originally posted by Jansar:
Nice, nice. Although she still did look kinda skanky during the MTV Video Music Awards. What was that?!
That was hot, that's what it was. You know a skirt is short when the camera man DOESN'T even have to stick the camera under her skirt to see her undies.
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Oh man this thread is hilarious! For those who want my opinion. I wouldn't go after it, but if it came after me... count me in. Also I'd choose her over Brittany, just nicer looking I think. Of coarse my "girl from destiny's child" Beyonnce, I'd choose her over both of them in a second, I don't care how white I am!
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I cant seem to find this video. Is it Christina & Redman? If thats it, then that says something right there... Then again my girl Beyonnce did a song with big lips himself Gay-Z, errr i don't even wanna think about it
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Britney is the one who said she'd wait til shes married.... Christina is the one who got busted a few times drunk off her ass at nightclubs. Non Skank/Skank. Dig?
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Originally posted by l008com:
I cant seem to find this video. Is it Christina & Redman? If thats it, then that says something right there... Then again my girl Beyonnce did a song with big lips himself Gay-Z, errr i don't even wanna think about it
Christina & Redman- that's the one. Redman's great. Now your "girl" Beyonnce really messed up by doing that song with Lay-Z, that is the song that got me so pissed last week because it is a remake of Tupac's classic hit. As far as you hooking up with her goes, don't worry about you being white. Aside from the temporary image make-over because of the Austin Powers movie, she is the whitest black person this side of Michael Jackson.
Originally posted by Ca$h69:
Britney is the one who said she'd wait til shes married....?
...and you believed her? Now that she is trying to lose her squeaky clean image she is not saying silly things like that.
Christina is the one who got busted a few times drunk off her ass at nightclubs. Non Skank/Skank. Dig
I know a lot of girls that went out drinking when they were underaged and would not give it up (heaven knows I tried).
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