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mixin visuals · Dec 9, 2003, 01:23 AM

damn man, this girl is blazin. and she can move that little body like crazy in her new movie Honey

she is too damn cute

i hope she gets naked

DigitalEl · Dec 9, 2003, 01:26 AM

Like most superhot Hollywood types, she's a lot cuter when she's not talking. But yeah, mixin visuals, IMO she's about as hot as they come.

JHromadka · Dec 9, 2003, 01:26 AM

Yeah, she looks hot in the previews of that movie, but the movie looks like a cross between that Julia Styles (sic) flick where she was a ballet dancer and Glitter.

euchomai · Dec 9, 2003, 01:31 AM

Very nice looking, very athletic looking, like the Alias girl.

Brien · Dec 9, 2003, 01:37 AM

She IS hot. I miss Dark Angel...

Agasthya · Dec 9, 2003, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by JHromadka:
Yeah, she looks hot in the previews of that movie, but the movie looks like a cross between that Julia Styles (sic) flick where she was a ballet dancer and Glitter.

Yeah.

I found this review of the film rather humorous.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/click/...=2&rid=1225439

Here is a snippet

To paraphrase Groucho Marx, "Honey" may look like the dumbest thing you have ever seen in your life and it may sound like the dumbest thing you�ve ever seen in your life, but don�t be fooled-it really is the dumbest thing that you will ever see in your life.

mixin visuals · Dec 9, 2003, 01:58 AM

crikey...

its made for young girls basically, but the previews of miss alba gyrating in that tight shirt is to try to get guys to go

DigitalEl · Dec 9, 2003, 02:19 AM

its made for young girls basically

True dat. One of my major peeves is the idea of 50+ year-old white guys reviewing that movie. Or old guys in general reviewing movies not for them. You wouldn't trust a 15-year-old's opinion on that new Jack Nicholson flick... So why should teens care what [name any critic] thinks about Honey?

Disclaimer: I'm 34, just stirrin' up trouble. No vested interest in Honey whatsoever. It ain't for me either!

SOLIDAge · Dec 9, 2003, 02:57 AM

am I the only one that doesn't think she's that incredibly attractive?

ASIMO · Dec 9, 2003, 03:17 AM

But if you had the chance, you would hit it, would you not?

SOLIDAge · Dec 9, 2003, 03:26 AM

Originally posted by ASIMO:
But if you had the chance, you would hit it, would you not?

i would
but thats not the question posed in the topic its "how hot is jessica alba" to which i respond...she's pretty...nothing that special.

DigitalEl · Dec 9, 2003, 03:30 AM

am I the only one that doesn't think she's that incredibly attractive?

There's lots of women who society has agreed are world-class, who I just don't get. Julia Roberts, Cindy Crawford... Can't think of anybody else right now. Give me a Rachael Leigh Cook or a Katie Holmes anyday (or just a slap back to reality).

mixin visuals · Dec 9, 2003, 03:51 AM

she looks like girl that has worked her way towards the top.

not spoon-fed. and she has a lisp.

she can move her body though

wang_himself · Dec 9, 2003, 03:52 AM

Where is the nude shower scene?

Cipher13 · Dec 9, 2003, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by euchomai:
Very nice looking, very athletic looking, like the Alias girl.

Garner looks like a man. Don't even compare the two...

Originally posted by SOLIDAge:
am I the only one that doesn't think she's that incredibly attractive?

Yes.

suganutz2 · Dec 9, 2003, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
Garner looks like a man. Don't even compare the two...

True that. Blargh!

DeathMan · Dec 9, 2003, 04:51 AM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
Garner looks like a man.

Is that what men look like in OZ?
Dang.

Or are you talking about:

I agree that jim rockford sort of looks like a man.

dillerX · Dec 9, 2003, 06:13 AM

Don't argue with Cipher over the looks of a woman. You'll spin yourself in circles before he comes around.

Lerkfish · Dec 9, 2003, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by SOLIDAge:
am I the only one that doesn't think she's that incredibly attractive?

nope. I like a little more heft. But everybody has different tastes.

It seems like, judging from what the young guys think is hot, that women shaped like young boys is in.

On the spectrum between Jessica Alba and Reubens, my taste in about in the middle. Aneorexia is not attractive to me.

gorickey · Dec 9, 2003, 09:58 AM

She is indeed fire-engine-red-hot...

rozwado1 · Dec 9, 2003, 11:34 AM

On a scale of "1 to John Stamos," Jessica Alba gets a Rebecca Romijn. If that makes any sense...

Sherwin · Dec 9, 2003, 11:38 AM

Jessica Alba gets the official Sherwie seal of approval.

GoGoReggieXPowars · Dec 9, 2003, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by DigitalEl:
Give me a Rachael Leigh Cook or a Katie Holmes anyday

Hey now! Man after me own heart.

Originally posted by Lerkfish:
On the spectrum between Jessica Alba and Reubens, my taste in about in the middle. Aneorexia is not attractive to me.

Because thin girls are all automatically anorexic

SOLIDAge · 02:20 PM

well then you ask , "who is hotter then jessica Alba?"

Shaddim · Dec 9, 2003, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by Lerkfish:
nope. I like a little more heft. But everybody has different tastes.

It seems like, judging from what the young guys think is hot, that women shaped like young boys is in.

On the spectrum between Jessica Alba and Reubens, my taste in about in the middle. Aneorexia is not attractive to me.

True that. She needs to eat a few cheeseburgers. About 15 more pounds (6 kilos) would look great on her.

xi_hyperon · Dec 9, 2003, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by MacNStein:
True that. She needs to eat a few cheeseburgers. About 15 more pounds (6 kilos) would look great on her.

I would agree with this assessment. It's all about curves for me.

ASIMO · Dec 9, 2003, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by xi_hyperon:
I would agree with this assessment. It's all about curves for me.

It is all in the splines.

LeftWingLock · Dec 9, 2003, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by DigitalEl:
Like most superhot Hollywood types, she's a lot cuter when she's not talking. But yeah, mixin visuals, IMO she's about as hot as they come.

Amen to that. We have to watch Channel 1 News at the school where I work and she was on as a guest anchor the other day. Smokin' good looks but she sounded dumb as a box of rocks.

OAW · Dec 9, 2003, 04:51 PM

Jessica Alba is most definitely fine. I for one miss the show Dark Angel that she used to star in. Now given a choice, I would go with the girl who was her co-star in that series that played "Original Cindy" (can't recall her name). But Jessica Alba could definitely get it.

OAW

iNub · Dec 9, 2003, 06:31 PM

Really hot. Unbelievably hot. It hurts to look at this woman, but it's so hard to stop.

nredman · Dec 9, 2003, 07:12 PM

Originally posted by DigitalEl:
Like most superhot Hollywood types, she's a lot cuter when she's not talking. But yeah, mixin visuals, IMO she's about as hot as they come.

i agree 100%

thunderous_funker · Dec 9, 2003, 07:30 PM

How old is she? For me, she still sets off the jailbait alarm. Yes, she's very very cute and I do love dark hair, hair, eyes, but she just looks so damn young.

Methinks she'll make one fantastic looking 35 year old some day.

Sherwin · Dec 9, 2003, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by thunderous_funker:
How old is she?

22.

Oneota · Dec 9, 2003, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by Sherwin:
22.

And married to the guy in the wheelchair from Dark Angel, if I'm not mistaken (at least she was at one point).

In my book, it's hard to get much cuter than Jessica Alba. Damn would I love to be on the receiving end of a come-hither look from her.

Sherwin · Dec 9, 2003, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by Oneota:
And married to the guy in the wheelchair from Dark Angel, if I'm not mistaken (at least she was at one point).

AFAIK, engaged not married. The broke it off but now it's back on apparently.

nredman · Dec 9, 2003, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by Cipher13:
Garner looks like a man. Don't even compare the two...

Yes.

pretty hot guy if you ask me.

Sherwin · Dec 9, 2003, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by nredman:
pretty hot guy if you ask me.

His pecs are quite well developed, no?

euchomai · Dec 9, 2003, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by DeathMan:

snip image of extremely hot woman

Is that what men look like in OZ?
Dang.

Or are you talking about:

snip image of a dang sexy man though

I agree that jim rockford sort of looks like a man.

Too Artificial · Dec 9, 2003, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Oneota:
And married to the guy in the wheelchair from Dark Angel, if I'm not mistaken (at least she was at one point).

In my book, it's hard to get much cuter than Jessica Alba. Damn would I love to be on the receiving end of a come-hither look from her.

I heard they split up and she's now dating Fez from That 70's Show. Damn that Fez!! She is just stupid hot! Even my girl drools when she looks at her.

veritas68 · Dec 10, 2003, 09:12 AM

All of you people who say she isn't hot, go watch "IDLE HANDS" and then come back.

and I don't know what this is from but still:

- Ca$h

benign · Dec 10, 2003, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by SOLIDAge:
well then you ask , "who is hotter then jessica Alba?"

I think this woman's nipple is
trying to communicate with me.

Lerkfish · Dec 10, 2003, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by veritas68:

- Ca$h

sorry, again, I think it must be a generational thing. Her body has not much curvature. I admit her face is cute, but I have a problem with female forms that look like young teenage boy forms with small breasts.

but hey! like I said, taste is relative. If that makes your boat float, great!.
Unfortunately for guys like me, though, we have to suffer through too many Callista Flockharts and Gwyneth Paltrows to get to the Bridget Bardots, Sophia Lorens, Raquel Welches, Halley Berrys, Penelope Cruz's, and Heather Locklears.

I like women with curves. That makes them women, in my book.

- - e r i k - - · Dec 10, 2003, 12:48 PM

About that honey movie... THEY MADE A FRICKIN MOVIE ABOUT THE THING THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD HATES?

Choreographed R&B/Pop-videos that is.

Powaqqatsi · Dec 10, 2003, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by - - e r i k - -:
About that honey movie... THEY MADE A FRICKIN MOVIE ABOUT THE THING THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD HATES?

Choreographed R&B/Pop-videos that is.

My sentiments exactly

But Alba is quite hot..It depends on the weather.

Beewee · Dec 10, 2003, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by - - e r i k - -:
About that honey movie... THEY MADE A FRICKIN MOVIE ABOUT THE THING THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD HATES?

Choreographed R&B/Pop-videos that is.

Didn't they make a movie like this already? "Save the Last Dance."

theolein · Dec 10, 2003, 02:28 PM

I'm just an old ex-crazy so don't mind my opinion, but I've had one or two girlfriends in my life and I found that I can find slender girls as well as curved girls attractive. In fact, I remember years ago, in my 20's, being really totally atracted to a women who was by no means attractive in the classic sense of the word, but she this amazing "aura", for want of a better word, about her. I of course have my tastes in what I find attractive and what I do not, but there is nothing more irritating and off putting as a women with no personality, depth and intelligence.

And while I've never been married, and the chances are there that I never will (but you never know) spending any length of time with a woman who has only superficial qualities is a painful process.

crayola · Dec 10, 2003, 03:09 PM

well she's very cute, i wouldn't say smokin hot though. she kinda reminds me of a younger Jennifer Beals from the Flashdance movie, although IMO Jennifer was hotter and had a better body. What ethnicity is Jessica? i can't really place it.

insha · Dec 10, 2003, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by ASIMO:
But if you had the chance, you would hit it, would you not?

I'll hit it, and hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it...

Sherwin · Dec 10, 2003, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by crayola:
What ethnicity is Jessica? i can't really place it.

IMDb:

"Her mother has a French-Danish heritage, while her father descends from Mexican- Indian and Spanish lineage"

crayola · Dec 10, 2003, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by Sherwin:
IMDb:

"Her mother has a French-Danish heritage, while her father descends from Mexican- Indian and Spanish lineage"

cool. no wonder i couldn't place it. i had thought she was probably half white and black like jennifer beals.