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Would you ever eat another person.
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Mr. Bob
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Apr 24, 2004, 08:15 PM
 
Imagine for a moment, you live in a desolated world in which the horseman Famine reigns supreme. All that is left after the nuclear Armageddon is the emaciated organs of your radiated friends and family. You feel the suffering of hunger engulf your every thought knowing that you will last little longer without food.

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Apr 24, 2004, 08:19 PM
 
I would eat another person if my life depended upon it.

There really is no other reason.
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 08:19 PM
 
If the rumours are true about humans tasting like chicken, then yeah, I'm game for it.

Count me in!
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Apr 24, 2004, 08:23 PM
 
Depends. What's on the drink menu?

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Apr 24, 2004, 08:25 PM
 
I think bf's and gf's have been doing that for years... oh wait...

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Apr 24, 2004, 08:26 PM
 
Originally posted by starman:
Depends. What's on the drink menu?
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Apr 24, 2004, 08:40 PM
 
in a heartbeat, im sure that by that point i would be so hungry i would eat anything.
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 08:49 PM
 
Originally posted by Agasthya:
Cristal.
not human blood?
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 08:50 PM
 
Who doesn't eat other people?
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 08:53 PM
 
You're just going to piss off PETP.

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Apr 24, 2004, 09:02 PM
 
If I was in a situation where I needed to do so in order to survive, DUH!
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 09:20 PM
 
Why not? People eat beef all the time.
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 09:45 PM
 
If I must, in a life or death situaation, sure.
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Apr 24, 2004, 09:55 PM
 
If I need to to survive, but not my family, maybe my friends though
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 10:12 PM
 
If there was absolutely nothing else to eat? Never. As long as you have water you can last atleast a month without food so there is no need to eat your friends. If however there will be no chance at all for food then you might as well kill yourself because your friends will only sustain you long enough to feel bad about eating them. Also kill your friends so they don't eat you

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Apr 24, 2004, 10:36 PM
 
I would eat another human even with out a famine. MMMMMMMMM chicken.
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Apr 24, 2004, 10:52 PM
 
Originally posted by bobthecannibal:
I would eat another human even with out a famine. MMMMMMMMM chicken.
My lips I be lickin' 'cuse they say it tastes like chicken if only had a brain!
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:16 PM
 
Originally posted by Altix:
If the rumours are true about humans tasting like chicken, then yeah, I'm game for it.

Count me in!
Rumor is we are more like pork.
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:21 PM
 
Originally posted by Kilbey:
Rumor is we are more like pork.
Crap. I'm Jewish.
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:25 PM
 
Originally posted by tavilach:
Crap. I'm Jewish.
Doesn't mean we can't eat you.


     
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:30 PM
 
Doesn't matter what we taste like. Give me three huge jugs of tabasco sauce and I'll eat Mother Theresa.
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:34 PM
 
No thanks. If I were in a situation like that I'd go ahead and just pick the most outlandish way to commit suicide since there'd be nobody else to live for anyway.

Note: That's relying on the fact that in a situation like that I'd be the only survivor anywhere nearby. That means a very limited supply of food (if any) and well, yeah why bother?
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:35 PM
 
Originally posted by Link:
No thanks. If I were in a situation like that I'd go ahead and just pick the most outlandish way to commit suicide since there'd be nobody else to live for anyway.
What if you mutated so you could reproduce A-sexually?
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:37 PM
 
I can't reproduce at all to begin with. That'd be a LOT of mutation dude

Anyway this was a damn gory topic. What were you thinking?!
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:39 PM
 
Originally posted by Altix:
If the rumours are true about humans tasting like chicken, then yeah, I'm game for it.

Count me in!
the other other white meat.
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:40 PM
 
Originally posted by Shinigami:
What if you mutated so you could reproduce A-sexually?
You mean split myself into an indentical copy? That'd be weird. The bet the chicks would dig it, though.
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:44 PM
 
Depends who the person was... what if it was an old wrinkly guy, with a huge beer belly? Start the grill...
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:46 PM
 
Originally posted by Mr. Bob:
Imagine for a moment, you live in a desolated world in which the horseman Famine reigns supreme. All that is left after the nuclear Armageddon is the emaciated organs of your radiated friends and family. You feel the suffering of hunger engulf your every thought knowing that you will last little longer without food.

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wouldn't eating something that died of radiation poisoning be uh poison to us?
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:46 PM
 
Let me expand/modify Mr. Bob's scenario:

Imagine for a moment, you live in a desolated world in which the horseman Famine reigns supreme. All that is left to eat after the nuclear Armageddon is your emaciated legs that were blown off in an explosion. You feel the suffering of hunger engulf your every thought knowing that you will last little longer without food.

Do you eat your legs?
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:47 PM
 
Originally posted by Link:
I can't reproduce at all to begin with.

I wont even ask...
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:51 PM
 
Originally posted by waxcrash:
Do you eat your legs?
What condition are they in? Are they rotting and diseased? If they're in fine condition other than not being part of me, FRY THEM UP.
     
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Apr 24, 2004, 11:54 PM
 
Originally posted by Frisbee:
I wont even ask...
*Cough*Eneuch*cough.* =B
     
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Apr 25, 2004, 12:36 AM
 
Originally posted by fireside:
wouldn't eating something that died of radiation poisoning be uh poison to us?
That would be the logical conclusion, yes.
     
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Apr 25, 2004, 12:51 AM
 
Originally posted by tavilach:
Crap. I'm Jewish.
Cool, if we ate you, would it be considered Kosher?
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Apr 25, 2004, 01:32 AM
 
Originally posted by Frisbee:
I wont even ask...
Noooo I don't mean *THAT* way, I mean that because I'm male I don't have the 'necessary hardware' to reproduce without a lady
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Apr 25, 2004, 01:51 AM
 
"...healthy livestock, so we can eat...human flesh is porky meat...eeeeeeeeeeeeee"

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Apr 25, 2004, 01:58 AM
 
this joke is way too easy.

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Apr 25, 2004, 02:21 AM
 
Originally posted by Link:
Noooo I don't mean *THAT* way, I mean that because I'm male I don't have the 'necessary hardware' to reproduce without a lady
Somebody add that as a quote to their signature, please.
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Apr 25, 2004, 02:24 AM
 
Originally posted by PowerMacMan:
Somebody add that as a quote to their signature, please.
that would have made a good bash post.
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Apr 25, 2004, 02:50 AM
 
Pass the fork, if my survival is at hand...anything goes...
     
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Apr 25, 2004, 03:02 PM
 
Originally posted by Mr. Bob:
Imagine for a moment, you live in a desolated world in which the horseman Famine reigns supreme. All that is left after the nuclear Armageddon is the emaciated organs of your radiated friends and family. You feel the suffering of hunger engulf your every thought knowing that you will last little longer without food.

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The person would need to be killed in accordance with the Kosher laws
I have one question... Do you eat your Pets before you eat your friends and family?
     
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Apr 25, 2004, 03:09 PM
 
What a thoroughly disgusting thread topic.

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Apr 25, 2004, 03:22 PM
 
Originally posted by Ghoser777:
I think bf's and gf's have been doing that for years... oh wait...

Matt Fahrenbacher

Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

I was so going to post a comment similar to this.
     
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Apr 25, 2004, 03:30 PM
 
Originally posted by CharlesS:
What a thoroughly disgusting thread topic.
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Apr 25, 2004, 03:43 PM
 
Originally posted by CharlesS:
What a thoroughly disgusting thread topic.
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Apr 25, 2004, 04:54 PM
 
well to get scientific we eat ourselves anyway when u swallow part of the troat rips off and down to the gut it goes - ok only eat like them squamous epithelium but...

anyway if i was given the choice i would eat em now!!!

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Apr 25, 2004, 05:23 PM
 
Originally posted by Mr. Bob:
Imagine for a moment, you live in a desolated world in which the horseman Famine reigns supreme. All that is left after the nuclear Armageddon is the emaciated organs of your radiated friends and family. You feel the suffering of hunger engulf your every thought knowing that you will last little longer without food.

Vote above...
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Apr 25, 2004, 06:59 PM
 
if i ever eat meat again, its gonna be human flesh.
     
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Apr 25, 2004, 07:00 PM
 
Originally posted by scaught:
if i ever eat meat again, its gonna be human flesh.
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Apr 25, 2004, 07:27 PM
 
No thank you!

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