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Would you ever eat another person.
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Imagine for a moment, you live in a desolated world in which the horseman Famine reigns supreme. All that is left after the nuclear Armageddon is the emaciated organs of your radiated friends and family. You feel the suffering of hunger engulf your every thought knowing that you will last little longer without food.
Vote above...
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I would eat another person if my life depended upon it.
There really is no other reason.
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If the rumours are true about humans tasting like chicken, then yeah, I'm game for it.
Count me in!
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Depends. What's on the drink menu?
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I think bf's and gf's have been doing that for years... oh wait...
Matt Fahrenbacher
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Originally posted by starman:
Depends. What's on the drink menu?
Cristal.
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in a heartbeat, im sure that by that point i would be so hungry i would eat anything.
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Originally posted by Agasthya:
Cristal.
not human blood?
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Who doesn't eat other people?
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You're just going to piss off PETP.
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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If I was in a situation where I needed to do so in order to survive, DUH!
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Why not? People eat beef all the time.
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If I must, in a life or death situaation, sure.
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If I need to to survive, but not my family, maybe my friends though
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If there was absolutely nothing else to eat? Never. As long as you have water you can last atleast a month without food so there is no need to eat your friends. If however there will be no chance at all for food then you might as well kill yourself because your friends will only sustain you long enough to feel bad about eating them. Also kill your friends so they don't eat you
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Those cows won't know what hit 'em. They won't know what hit them even after it hits them, because they're cows.
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I would eat another human even with out a famine. MMMMMMMMM chicken.
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Originally posted by bobthecannibal:
I would eat another human even with out a famine. MMMMMMMMM chicken.
My lips I be lickin' 'cuse they say it tastes like chicken if only had a brain!
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Originally posted by Altix:
If the rumours are true about humans tasting like chicken, then yeah, I'm game for it.
Count me in!
Rumor is we are more like pork.
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Originally posted by Kilbey:
Rumor is we are more like pork.
Crap. I'm Jewish.
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Originally posted by tavilach:
Crap. I'm Jewish.
Doesn't mean we can't eat you.
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Doesn't matter what we taste like. Give me three huge jugs of tabasco sauce and I'll eat Mother Theresa.
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No thanks. If I were in a situation like that I'd go ahead and just pick the most outlandish way to commit suicide since there'd be nobody else to live for anyway.
Note: That's relying on the fact that in a situation like that I'd be the only survivor anywhere nearby. That means a very limited supply of food (if any) and well, yeah why bother?
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Originally posted by Link:
No thanks. If I were in a situation like that I'd go ahead and just pick the most outlandish way to commit suicide since there'd be nobody else to live for anyway.
What if you mutated so you could reproduce A-sexually?
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I can't reproduce at all to begin with. That'd be a LOT of mutation dude
Anyway this was a damn gory topic. What were you thinking?!
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Originally posted by Altix:
If the rumours are true about humans tasting like chicken, then yeah, I'm game for it.
Count me in!
the other other white meat.
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Originally posted by Shinigami:
What if you mutated so you could reproduce A-sexually?
You mean split myself into an indentical copy? That'd be weird. The bet the chicks would dig it, though.
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Depends who the person was... what if it was an old wrinkly guy, with a huge beer belly? Start the grill...
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Originally posted by Mr. Bob:
Imagine for a moment, you live in a desolated world in which the horseman Famine reigns supreme. All that is left after the nuclear Armageddon is the emaciated organs of your radiated friends and family. You feel the suffering of hunger engulf your every thought knowing that you will last little longer without food.
Vote above...
wouldn't eating something that died of radiation poisoning be uh poison to us?
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Let me expand/modify Mr. Bob's scenario:
Imagine for a moment, you live in a desolated world in which the horseman Famine reigns supreme. All that is left to eat after the nuclear Armageddon is your emaciated legs that were blown off in an explosion. You feel the suffering of hunger engulf your every thought knowing that you will last little longer without food.
Do you eat your legs?
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Originally posted by Link:
I can't reproduce at all to begin with.
I wont even ask...
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Originally posted by waxcrash:
Do you eat your legs?
What condition are they in? Are they rotting and diseased? If they're in fine condition other than not being part of me, FRY THEM UP.
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Originally posted by Frisbee:
I wont even ask...
*Cough*Eneuch*cough.* =B
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Originally posted by fireside:
wouldn't eating something that died of radiation poisoning be uh poison to us?
That would be the logical conclusion, yes.
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Originally posted by tavilach:
Crap. I'm Jewish.
Cool, if we ate you, would it be considered Kosher?
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Originally posted by Frisbee:
I wont even ask...
Noooo I don't mean *THAT* way, I mean that because I'm male I don't have the 'necessary hardware' to reproduce without a lady
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"...healthy livestock, so we can eat...human flesh is porky meat...eeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(the stranglers - meninblack - 1979)
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this joke is way too easy.
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I tried to sig-spam the forums.
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Originally posted by Link:
Noooo I don't mean *THAT* way, I mean that because I'm male I don't have the 'necessary hardware' to reproduce without a lady
Somebody add that as a quote to their signature, please.
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I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
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Originally posted by PowerMacMan:
Somebody add that as a quote to their signature, please.
that would have made a good bash post.
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I tried to sig-spam the forums.
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Posting Junkie
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Pass the fork, if my survival is at hand...anything goes...
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Originally posted by Mr. Bob:
Imagine for a moment, you live in a desolated world in which the horseman Famine reigns supreme. All that is left after the nuclear Armageddon is the emaciated organs of your radiated friends and family. You feel the suffering of hunger engulf your every thought knowing that you will last little longer without food.
Vote above...
The person would need to be killed in accordance with the Kosher laws
I have one question... Do you eat your Pets before you eat your friends and family?
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What a thoroughly disgusting thread topic.
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Originally posted by Ghoser777:
I think bf's and gf's have been doing that for years... oh wait...
Matt Fahrenbacher
Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
I was so going to post a comment similar to this.
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Originally posted by CharlesS:
What a thoroughly disgusting thread topic.
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Originally posted by CharlesS:
What a thoroughly disgusting thread topic.
wuss.
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well to get scientific we eat ourselves anyway when u swallow part of the troat rips off and down to the gut it goes - ok only eat like them squamous epithelium but...
anyway if i was given the choice i would eat em now!!!
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Originally posted by Mr. Bob:
Imagine for a moment, you live in a desolated world in which the horseman Famine reigns supreme. All that is left after the nuclear Armageddon is the emaciated organs of your radiated friends and family. You feel the suffering of hunger engulf your every thought knowing that you will last little longer without food.
Vote above...
Have been watching Delicatessen, have we?
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if i ever eat meat again, its gonna be human flesh.
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Originally posted by scaught:
if i ever eat meat again, its gonna be human flesh.
hawt.
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No thank you!
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